just saw my commute with traffic is going to be and hour and a half tomorrow. will sub for rent money.

live laugh lose your shirt

ₚᵢₙₖ ₚᵣᵢₘₒᵣ𝒹ᵢₐₗ ₛₒᵤₚ

hallucinations from your medication? call that a pillusion

i respect your gender, queen

have a super Mar10

Getting the supreme car wash because I love sour cream

I tell you h’what

Night night, Pizza Hut

don’t do drugs (without me)

looking for some full frontal (lobe)

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

how much time do we have to save up to skip the changing of the clocks?

Phantom of the Opurra

you really wanna say that to me here? on the hill I’ve chosen to die on?

mitski at the market sunday

Whatever

no one stomps their feet while the jam is pumping anymore

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

losing an hour on International Women’s Day feels right

gonna spring clean the junk drawer of my mind

Pushing in a pull door world

time to return to the 𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔡𝔦𝔞𝔩 𝔰𝔬𝔲𝔭 (bath)

“no one cares about the ballet” bold thing to say by the guy who perpetually looks like one of the rats from the Nutcracker

“safety in numbers” i whisper, while filling my purse with donuts

kill them with kindness, then resurrect them with malice

time to run some bad ideas by my therapist

looking for some full frontal (lobe)

Caturday is the Sabbath keep it holy

trad wife < rad(icalized) wife

*getting down on one knee* will you be my character witness?

Find someone who gives you orgasms you think might kill you.

how does the post office know where i live

you really wanna say that to me here? on the hill I’ve chosen to die on?

this hour commute’s got hands man

Use as directed. Or what you think is best.

I woke up to see the blood moon and all I got was my period

sweet attachment style bro. did ur mom give you that?

Some of you have never been bullied by a cat and it shows

i don’t know if you are taking too many or not enough chemicals, but imma need you to find your balance

prescription strength cuddles

I woke up to see the blood moon and all I got was my period

~sits upright in bed~ i should walk to ihop

me when i’m yeah

UwU, your honor

i wish i could bottle the “don’t give a fuck” energy i get on the last day of a job to microdose later

I had some really good unemployment jokes in the drafts, but I just lined up another gig so they’re gonna have to wait

not enough bad people are covered in boils these days