the meekest are the freakest

actually it’s none of my business

you’re not my real wolf!! you’re just my steppenwolf!!

You miss 100% of the pools you don't reflect in

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the way shitposters have to live under the thumb of big butthole disgusts me

back on my bull/\hit ||| \\ ||| \/

spring demon 💐👹

sorry for my absence, all my Libby holds came in at once

actually it’s none of my business

I only poop on company time, which is why I’m so constipated on mondays

spring demon 💐👹

becoming unmoored just to feel something

It’s 4:20 huehuehue AM *weeps*

got tickets for the renn faire, I’ll be whimsymaxxing this weekend

The first thing I ask when entering someone's home for the first time is where they keep their emergency spatula

*moss growing over me and mushrooms growing out of me* happy earth day

Hey kids,who wants a plate of freshly made disappointment?

once you post about butthole you can’t take it back because we’ll know

Hey guys I think I just saw everything

that’s not the 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 baby, that’s autistic pattern recognition.

that’s not the 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 baby, that’s autistic pattern recognition.

how am I supposed to be expected to work when I’m within a 100 yard radius of her?

My kingdom for a lifetime of weird.

looks like i picked the wrong day to stop entering inter-dimensional portals

working hard or paralyzed and unable to do anything working

losing contact with the earth for 40 minutes sounds nice

girls kissing

Artemis II today.

with easter over now I can officially say I’ve lived longer than jesus

fighting every urge to lick the walls of this salt room

wlw but it’s whimsy loves weird

wlw but it’s whimsy loves weird

April fools day means nothing when I’m a fool everyday

Me as a Bluesky therapist

chatting bout the weekend round the w̶a̶t̶e̶r̶ c̶o̶o̶l̶e̶r̶ hot dog roller

still mesmerized by helen mirren’s cunty fits from this

Tiberius James Hooker

sliding into your dms like

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

don’t tell me you love me, just repost my skeets

time to run some bad ideas by my therapist

it’s okay March, we are all mad too

I only poop on company time, which is why I’m so constipated on mondays

[date] her: I’m a librarian me: lol astrology isn’t real

giving my hair a fighting chance in this heat 💇🏻‍♀️

You’ll survive but you’ll be funnier in ways that worries people