I asked mom if she and Cooter will transfer us to a school where they don’t have uniforms and she said she’d think about it

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People https://theonion.com/archaeological-dig-uncovers-ancient-race-of-skeleton-pe-1819565415/

They sure hate the globalism stuff. Unless you’re three Indian dudes in a suit posting as netanyahurespecter1488, a christofascist real estate agent from Coeur D’Alene, Idaho.

I covered this story for Defector because it falls under two of my beats, Amazon's Reacher News & Views and Suburban Brain Disorder. defector.com/suburban-hom...

Amazing interview with Fiona Cross, whose work on spider cognition inspired Children of Time: www.animalcognition.org/2018/04/18/w...

ICE at the airport.

Oh my fucking god bruh

I wrote about Kat.

lol I am at a candidate forum for DC mayor and congressional delegate and there are claques

This is a hostage video.

The FBI thinks you are fucking stupid. Iran has zero capability to cross the Pacific and sea-launch a drone attack on California. This is too fucking dumb for me to comment on further.

Yes, Madonna's "Ray of Light" started off its life recorded as "Sepheryn" in 1971! Madonna and Orbit rewrote parts of it, but Curtiss & Maldoon got the songwriter credits per ASCAP rules. It's a lovely song! www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ5O...

Congress failed to pass the War Powers Resolution, leaving the door open for a prolonged war with Iran. Now Washington is already floating billions more in military spending. Democratic leadership needs to decide: are you funding this war, or will you oppose it at every turn?

One of the wildest parts of this revelation is that this is really the first I’m aware of this being discussed. The standing city council president (ostensibly the most powerful or second most powerful person in local politics) being pretextual stopped days before a discussion on pretextual stops.

these guys have been great

Nobody expects to be reading a 25 year old Mac formatted ZIP disk over FireWire in 2026 using #Linux. Yet here we are 😀 interfacinglinux.com/2026/03/02/f...

could a dying empire do THIS

“Mr President, the bombings have begun in Tehran and also customers are complaining we have run out of shrimp at the pool buffet.”

rip dan simmons arstechnica.com/culture/2026...

It’s finally over

Yub Nub, She Wrote

This is a very very very obvious point to make but shops and movie rental places and record stores are all more fun than buying things online

taking my sweet honey angel pie to the local StinkCenter and winning her an onion

exciting times

A man with Coprolaliac Tourette’s Syndrome (award-nominated for a film about his disorder) yelling the N-word at Black actors on stage, is an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object. A trolley problem for a new era. It’s a Woke 2.0 cosmic test of some kind. Too on the nose to engage with.

It's so cool that the fbi is basically the make a wish foundation for one podcaster

Things are in fact getting stupider

Happy Valentine's Day from the Horga'Hn

"yeah I'm gonna punch you in the face"

It doesn't explain his relationship to the rest of the human race but a big part of RFK Jr.'s broader damage is clearly trying to find out if he can die. I guess if I had lived a life like his and was somehow still around drinking out of puddles at 72 I'd have some questions on that as well.

If you saw today's headline that Gallup will stop measuring presidential approval, they did the same thing in 2018. They do it whenever Trump is president.

What an embarrassing cohort.

That famously rapid thing that happened super quickly, the fall of Rome

I use Discord all day, every day. I guess I'll just be a teen.

WE BOUGHT A SUPER BOWL AD

They don't tell you when you do your 8th grade report on #Jupiter that you'll spend the rest of your life reacting to Jupiter news like you've got some special connection. Like, Jupiter?! Oh, I went to school with her.

NEW: A government attorney who was detailed to the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the District of Minnesota is no longer on that detail after telling a judge “this job sucks” and asking to be held in contempt so she could get 24 hours of sleep: www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

Stop. Just stop. He has a name. Use it. Jill Biden divorced him 50 years ago.

I’m getting memed nowwwwwww?????

I don’t like this

Tooltips are so cool and useful in Keycloak. Is there a way to add more tooltips?

Every major website/company now: Yeah if we find out you post or look at a boob we will freeze all your accounts without warning The CEO of every major website/company over Gmail: Oh Jeffrey you are simply a hoot. Lovely spending time with you on Party Pervert Pedo Island Jeffrey Epstein: yeag ,

Minnesota politicians, try to read the room 2026 challenge

Whoa! I'm trying this :-3

L.M.A.O.

Well, now I have questions. Are they like a pair of long johns with feet or are they like UnderArmour pants with matching blue socks? Or is he wearing socks to double layer over a body suit? I never even thought about any of this before and now I’m all over the place, son of a biscuit.

engagement bait

I agree.

I don’t know what I was expecting adult Elián González to look like but “could play Luigi Mangione in the movie” wasn’t it