I was vacuuming in my kitchen around the dog bowl and I accidentally dipped the sucker-thingy in the water bowl and I'm pretty sure it sucked up a gallon of water. Pray for my vacuum.

This is crazy. The man's own party has firmly placed a target on his back just for speaking the truth about Epstein. Insane.

Petition to make "I have searched the depths of Legal Arguments not yet articulated or vetted on this subject, and will be presenting an irrefutable one in the very near future" the opening paragraph on every legal brief going forward.

“You can peacefully fuck yourself” 😂😂 LEGEND

On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast. The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me. But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.

Anyone else three seconds from tears 24 hours/day?

An EMT was forced to watch George Floyd suffocate. A doctor was denied access to Renée Good. For all the constant fucking hand wringing about protests blocking access to ambulance care, a thing that does not happen, the pigs kill us and force our healthcare professionals to watch us die publicly

Lewandowski and Noem are still both married to different people

2 of the three homicides in Minneapolis were caused by Trump.

No worries! That is interesting.

Department of Happy Snuggies

Fire Kristi Noem’s blankey

How utterly embarrassing. It’s not the pilot’s job to remember cosplay Barbie’s blankie.

The best part about Pyro Wine Mom is her teeny backpack. You know she didn’t put the lighter fluid in it. She just grabbed it from the garage after making an important choice.

Fairly confident I bought my dishwasher in 2007 after marrying the kid’s mom. I’ve managed to Frankenstein it into working week after week. There are approximately 10 new parts or pieces I’ve replaced in it. This morning it had an error code I learned how to reset.

that’s a wine mom imo. we count those

It only took them a year to figure out what everyone else already knew.

Only since I’m getting laid off this summer, I will consider running for governor of MN if (and only if) this announcement goes viral and results in a formidable campaign war chest of money.

Hey remember when Elon shut off Starlink to Ukraine because he thought they were going to use it during war maneuvers? It couldn’t possibly be because Putin had Epstein-related kompromat on him, could it?

Just heard Local Rumor shutdown. That was a great place, I'm sorry they didn't make it.

It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea

We need a Bluesky unpacker-bot

Your current Minnesota ICE Level is: Still Elevated

New AP-NORC poll: Trump job approval - 36% Economy is good - 34% Country heading in right direction - 29% Vance approval - 32%

ICE always lies; which makes me skeptical about this drawdown.

Ending this operation is not enough. We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.

POV you’re riffing on bluesky

Hopefully the device only designed and marketed to surveil without consent will be on its best behavior now.

“Our affiant lied, of course, and we have now learned there’s video to contradict him.”

RFK survives because he’s a victim of Montgomery Burns’s Three Stooges Syndrome. One day, the slightest breeze will cause him to succumb to The Plague.

I LITERALLY JUST SAID TWO DAYS AGO THAT WE NEED TO START ASKING WHY ALL THESE FUCKING SICKOS WANT TO KNOW WHERE THE CHILDREN ARE. YALL NEED TO START FUCKING THROWING SOME FISTS (this isn't at Ryan, he's cool AF)

Primal screams. We need a primal scream session.

Pam Bondi: "The Dow is over 50k!!" Thursday: "Hold up."

As @erinmayequade.bsky.social said: Bring back our neighbors.

Reminder: @bradtabke.bsky.social is a Minnesota legislator from a district so purple our legislature stopped for weeks while GOP tried to steal his seat YET helped organize legal observers AND confronted ICE to protect residents (many ineligible to vote for him) AND helped stop a concentration camp

@governorwalz.mn.gov What are the updates? When do we see a draw down? What is the timeline? We need answers and we have been waiting for months.

Tom Homan: Not Human

“I was just listening to news that they're going to end it, but at the same time they are still arresting people. It's hard to believe what they're doing.”

Lots of emotions and questions following Homan's announcement. But the thing I keep coming back to is this: We cannot go back. We must take this moment, reflect on the power we discovered, and build a city that is stronger, more caring, and more connected. A city that can do this can do anything.

Do not hang up your whistles yet.

SMALL MEN OF BITTER DISPOSITION HAVE FROM TIME TO TIME DARED TREAD THE HALLOWED GROUND OF THE GREAT LOON BUT IN THEIR FOLLY NONE MAY MATCH THE GREAT FURY OF THE DARK AND RED EYED SPIRIT THAT SPREADS ITS WINGS IN JEALOUS CARE OVER THOSE WHO DWELL HERE. BLESS THE LOON. FEAR THE LOON.

Don't worry Atreyu, The DOW is over 50,000! glug glug glug

He got out after 3 months in an ICE gulag.

Today, the Trump administration repealed the endangerment finding: the ruling that served as the basis for limits on tailpipe emissions and power plant rules. Without it, we’ll be less safe, less healthy and less able to fight climate change—all so the fossil fuel industry can make even more money.

Where’s that reboot-Earth controller

Hegseth has radicalized Richard Leon, the most conservative partisanly Republican judge not appointed by Trump I've ever met.

My ABCs of talking about loons: Always Be Converting people into loon worshipers

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