I will never not laugh at ‘Yolo County’

serve and protectmaxxing

The thing that makes AI-generated writing so easy for me to spot is that my initial reaction is always “ok, settle down.”

Reminds me of the time Lara Trump posted this video on twitter: she’s drinking from a Trump Wine bottle while her child scream-cried in the background

Holy shit, listen to Springsteen’s opener last night….😘😘

A year or so ago, I bought a box of kitchen trash bags. When I got home, I discovered they were lavender-scented. Gross. It stunk up the kitchen for the few months I had them. Traumatized, i now panic when I’m in the trash bag aisle.

Why are people still defending Al Franken in 2026?!

As I said with Franken; there comes a time when you simply can’t ignore the cacophony. You don’t have to stand up for Swalwell. There are other great Dems to champion.

I am now catholic

Alt headline: Baby Tantrums

All that technology, and we still become Cousin Eddie talking about the shitter being clogged

this week we finally learned that melania is a goddamn liar

I am deeply concerned about the fact that Iran is really good at propaganda, they’re antisemitic as fuck, and they’re aiming they’re incredibly good antisemitic propaganda at us at the exact time the American populace is most primed to receive antisemitic messages.

Source: Amazon Prime’s MELANIA 2 to focus on period in First Lady’s life when she was busy not trafficking girls with Epstein and Maxwell.

Don't bomb Sam Altman. Just make fun of him.

just checkin in, did anyone ever get ilhan a gundam?

Two MN Republican lawmakers skipped a school funding committee to go drink. One got a DWI. The other had a gun while intoxicated. Their punishment was losing committee seats — with 8 days left in session. One is running for state auditor. This tracks.

“We always assumed we had enough democracy in place to avoid having our own Vladimir Putin, but we were wrong.” Boom 💥 A must read by @snipy.bsky.social in @atrupar.com’s PN: open.substack.com/pub/aaronrup...

I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that the two guys who started a war in Iran for no reason are both in office largely to avoid jail time.

Who would have guessed that when Hegseth disparaged DEI programs, it was because he hated women and people of color??

I don’t think Pete Hegseth’s henchman yelling at the papal ambassador to the US is going to intimidate this Pope.

me, serving a warm beverage: "WORLD'S MOST POWERFUL TEASET."

When you blow into the Nintendo cartridge so it works

TW: SA Just saw that ICE arrested a woman after she testified against the man who raped her www.ibtimes.co.uk/new-jersey-w...

"I did not have a relationship with Epstein, I just took a lot of photos with him, and emailed his partner a lot. Also, I had sex with my husband for the first time on Epstein's jet. But I did not know Epstein."

JFC they made the Pizzagate lawyer an immigration judge. minnesotareformer.com/2026/04/09/r...

Or conversely: fuck those men who call jobs ‘girly’

You’re telling me JD Vance gets to decide if Usha can skydive, but he can’t decide how many donuts is ‘whatever makes sense?’

JD Vance is a Garbage Pail Kid’s idea of an alpha male.

angie craig complaining about peggy flanagan on school board 20 years ago. “republicans are dying to bring her record forward.” the goal of DFL isn’t to run candidates republicans like. what is craig thinking with, “republicans love my record the most”? girl, we know! you voted for laken riley!

Death to all pedophiles.

They wouldn't let Joe Biden take communion for far less.

so did JD lie yesterday?

i dont really care, do u?

BREAKING CBS: Survivors of the deadliest Iranian attack on U.S. forces have disputed the Pentagon's description of events and said their unit in Kuwait was left dangerously exposed when six service members were killed and over 20 wounded. The members disputed the description from Pete Hegseth.

"Surely Minnesotans won't fight back," racists in 1863 and 2026

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...

To all who celebrate!

The other day in a meeting, the ceo of Xcel Energy wondered aloud if energy demands from data centers wouldn’t *lower* energy costs and like, bro, do you even capitalism?

I’m just visiting the Finnish Bistro to chat some people up and now I’m a suspect.

Americans will be like "don't walk 5 miles it'll ruin your knees"

‘Donald Trump Moves On From Genocidal Threats’

The Pakistani Prime Minister who was the intermediary for the ceasefire tweeted yesterday that it included Lebanon

Trump plays Jenga

It's really striking, even for those of us who live here. The signs truly are all over *every single block*

JD sure puts the ‘pest’ in Budapest.

God: "Leave me the fuck out of this."

these idiot adult converts are going to drive me back into the extremely questionable arms of the church

a “ceasefire” that lasted 17 hours and killed 254 people in lebanon is not a ceasefire and referring to it as one is inaccurate