👁️🔪 #art

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

i know we all get rejected all the time, but this one stings.

In 2015, a man commented "looks great!" on a picture of a cake his niece had baked, and that is the last normal thing anyone has said on the internet.

spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"

Reminder: If you use generative AI for *any of your writing tasks* you are a Slopper not a writer and should be ashamed of yourself. The end.

that’s what I’ve been saaaayying maaan

“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”

good morning #scriptsky 🌧 after being horrifically unproductive all weekend, i'm making a real effort to get back into the writing game this week. who's with me?!

Every single Democratic senator that votes to cave on this should be immediately ejected from the party, and the national party should immediately start running primary candidates in their districts. There is no bipartisanship possible with traitors and fascists. You either fight, or die.

BYE - dashare.zone ADMIN

Please retire dude people are dying bsky.app/profile/dday...

Working late on a Friday night to starve children

screaming

lmao

there is some low-stakes, very funny subreddit drama over a user who is cutting a cup of chives every day until reddit declares them "perfect" the user reposted a previous day's chive pic, rotated, and claimed it as a new day the people were betrayed! chivelord has fallen! BUT! --

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

as a fellow plot starter, i loved this!

sorry #scriptsky, my horoscope said no writing today

Let’s hear it out. You have the floor, carnivorous death ball

This city belongs to you. youtu.be/Nf4aPjPu6pk

Me and me.

“His tone was especially unbecoming for an immigrant” is a stunningly fucked-up thing to think, let alone put out into the world. It’s nasty work, even by the Post’s standards

A true gyro

The New York Times quickly sending out Douthat to argue that Mamdani’s victory doesn’t really matter is so predictable it borders on self-parody. Remember, folks: Every time the Right wins an election, it’s an undeniable expression of the will of the people. If a lefty wins, it’s just a blip.

⚠️BEWARE⚠️ VOID PIGEON #art

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

after wasting a bunch of time yesterday, i'm back to outlining my new project - NEREIDES 🧜‍♂️🌌 hoping to crack act one today 💪 #scriptsky

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Love a completely average pigeon #art

Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

Zohran Mamdani says on NY1 he didn't get a congratulatory call from either Andrew Cuomo or Eric Adams last night. He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though.

NYC is going to have the world's biggest media-manufactured crime panic in history the second Mamdani is elected. They aren't even going to wait until he is inaugurated. Whether or not you like the guy, you need to start preparing now for the fire hose of disinformation that is about to activate.

the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates

No, comrade. Not your gender. OUR gender.

first day in Mamdani's new york. I have already been forced to change my gender

This NYT story about how Mamdani dealt with the opposition by the city's elites fails to mention one particular elite institution: The NYT editorial page, which last June railed against him as "uniquely unsuited to the city’s challenges... lacks political savvy" www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/n... 1/

good morning #scriptsky!! i'm so energized by last night's election results i can hardly keep still! diving into more outlining today -- that is, if i can stop scrolling through victory posts! 🍎🗽

Farewell sweet Prince

[Exit Clown.]

Chuck Schumer, who did not endorse Zohran Mamdani, congratulates him.

Congratulations to NYC on becoming the Trans Capital of the World!

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die." --Dick Cheney probably

A sneak peek at the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates Zohran Mamdani’s historic win. #NewYorkerCovers https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM

Mamdani has won more votes than the entire population of any of the 5 smallest states.

you know, I never thought I'd buy a copy of the Post but I might need to frame this one