Our FBI Director always looks like he bet on a fart—and lost.

Tuesday is Rapture Day again and you know what that means. Rapture Balloons! Prepare a length of stout cord with a slip knot on one end and keep it at the ready. When you see a Christian starting to lift off, lasso an ankle and tie off the other end to something heavy. Rapture balloon.

people love winning and winning breeds winning.

Fun fact: GWAR spoke out against the defunding of orgs like PBS. Lead singer Mike Bishop, who holds a PhD in music, stopped in the middle of a show to point out that defunding public institutions is horrible and said it'd lead to worse. Dude was not wrong.

Add me to those saying it’s crucial to acknowledge anti-authoritarian successes. Harvard and NYT are fighting in court instead of folding. Pritzker and other IL leaders kept Nat. Guard troops out of Chicago. Grand juries reject frivolous charges; many lower court judges uphold the law. And more

So you know how many views Charlie Kirk’s memorial got online in TOTAL now a day later ? 26000 Folks are having “dialogues” to see both sides with folks who can’t top a mid level anime food influencer At some point we admit they aren’t being bullied . They’re racists weaponizing cowardice

It's a basic point, but one that needs to be repeated: If right-wingers and their views were popular, they would not be so desperate to control mass media & social media nor to use government power to silence everyone else, and they wouldn't need oligarchs pumping billions into amplifying them.

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They gave up on pseudo-science, now it's anti-science. They no longer try to make it look like authentic science, instead the hook is, "this is not what the scientists and doctors tell you, and that's how you know you can trust it." Depressingly, this view controls the whole federal government.

For a modest $10K insurance fee, I a confirmed atheist, will take care of your pets for the rest of their lives in case you are Raptured. Full payment upfront required by midnight TONIGHT, no refunds.

the list of people this administration *hasn't* actively screwed over is fascinating because its short to non-existent

It’s only eight months in but I can’t think of a single instance where the administration identified a preexisting problem (they didn’t create) and then implemented a successful policy change to fix it. Kind of remarkable to think about, even last time around they had a batting average above 0.000.

The goal of democrats should be to attack Donald Trump and the GOP until they're less popular than chlamydia

Resistlib yard signs are gonna be surreal after four whole years of mad king shit. In this house, we believe: Black Lives Matter Love is love We shouldn’t go to war with Denmark We shouldn’t go to war with Illinois either You shouldn’t rape kids Tylenol shouldn’t be illegal

This ought to be engraved somewhere.

The fascists are absolutely humorless weirdos. Oh, and GWAR is totally "it's a bit" schtick—not that the fascists will ever figure it out.

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NO notes. Not a one. 🤘 Never change, GWAR

The regime has been overextending itself for a while, now. But now that it has openly DEMONSTRATED that weakness, I think we are going to be seeing a lot of folks suddenly growing a spine

regardless of the details I think it’s important to spin the Kimmel thing as a win Trump is weak, he’s unpopular, he massively overreached and inspired enough of a revolt that Disney had to backtrack immediately he wants to paint himself as an all-powerful dictator, paint him as a loser who sucks

double down, you stupid motherfuckers, every car dealership, personal injury firm and local franchise is about to get inundated from the angriest fucking libs you have ever met in your life demanding they stop advertising on sinclair stations

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter

They want snuff films that Trump and MAGA can revel in, that's why.

At the Nuremberg trials, Karl Dönitz was convicted of war crimes for the sinking of civilian vessels. This is not a complicated question, it's been illegal for centuries.

new from @kylietcheung.bsky.social in @teenvogue.com: recently, men have impersonated plainclothes ICE agents to assault women—only possible, she argues, because state agents commit violence with impunity. "To be clear, men wouldn’t be posing as ICE agents and assaulting women if ICE didn’t exist."

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

Tried to get my real ID. I had my license, my SS card and my birth certificate. I was not allowed to get my real ID because my birth name is different than my married name. Now I have to go dig up a marriage certificate. You know who wouldn’t have to do this? A man. Never change your last name.

Looking at RFK's recent moves, including an attack on the hepatitis B vaccine and on painkillers for pregnant women. The common theme: That all children's health problems are due to "bad" mothers. This isn't about making kids healthy. It's misogyny. www.salon.com/2025/09/22/r...

“compassion fatigue” = the new way to describe abandoning the trans community

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in principle an entire nuanced discussion to be had about what the appropriate use of demographic characteristics in things like admissions, with many grey areas. that is not the actual debate as it exists in the real world, that is "should Black people be allowed to be Drs" and their answer is "no"

another way of thinking about this is that the precondition for there to be nuance has to be the defeat of the radicals in charge of the GOP.

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sure would be nice if people called out anti-trans propaganda about our health care in this way, instead of calling it “culture wars”

All the super straight, Christian, MAGA warriors broke down Grindr, the gay dating/sex app, yet again. The last time it broke down...the RNC in Wisconsin.

GOING FROM BINARY TRANS TO NON-BINARY IS NOT DETRANSITIONING

Only 1 person in the whole study went from identifying as trans to not identifying as trans. The 1/5 number came from youth going between the binary and non-binary spectrum. This headline and post are misleading on purpose to fit the economist's editorial bent on the political issue.

Once more: the best evidence shows that Tylenol taken during pregnancy is not harmful. **This question is settled.** The benefit of reducing discomfort and fever is extremely important at a time when the fetus is developing. Pregnant women - Tylenol is safe. sciencebasedmedicine.org/tylenol-and-...

many ppl highlighting flaws in this article. but having fought in the "80% desistance" wars of the mid-2010s, I remember asking anti-trans activists if they'd be ok if 80% of youth were helped by gender-affirming care (flipping their argument). & they *never* answered. b/c they want *zero* trans ppl

Incredible image. Also incredible that the vast majority of white Christians in this country align with the men in camo.

ARRESTED FOR SITTING www.blackenterprise.com/alex-okeefe-...

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

A bit underplayed that the Homan sting didn't reportedly come out of a public corruption investigation, it was a counter-intelligence one. Which means they somehow made the not-very-far leap to him from initially targeting a foreign and almost certainly state actor.

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