We’re onto you, Ring

"So oblique as to be opaque" is the mission statement.

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair ("works" = replies w 1 like)

For the past few Bandcamp Fridays I’ve been a little self conscious posting about it, since I haven’t released any new music in awhile. However! People are always super cool and nice and supportive, and I’m very grateful 💚 So pls check out my music. It may not be new, but I’m still very proud of it

has anybody gotten confirmation yet from Mike Johnson that he hasn't seen the post?

Has the staffer been fired? Why is something like that appropriate to be floating around the White House anyway? Again, who was the staffer and have they been fired? We want to know, "most transparent administration ever" (cough bullshit cough)

Two old timey prankster secretly pine for each other Short-sheeted Rivalry

NEW: since last year, a pair of "highly trained" feds have been involved in an array of incidents attacking crowds with chemical weapons. We used public records and open source analysis to identify Edgar Vazquez and Michael Sveum, alongside some other members of their tactical team. Read more:

yeah ladies, please smile more while you talk about Epstein

If you'd told me, a decade ago, that the rising concept of the 'influencer' would one day serve as a transmission belt for the elevation of subliterate clowns seeking to provoke pogroms in exchange for promotional deals with online betting companies, I'd probably have said, "That tracks."

"Our government is being run by pedophiles!" - @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social "So if you're concerned about the children, that might be somewhere to start." - @timmiller.bsky.social

An embarrassment of Skarsgårds

Mr. President sir I’m sorry to report that people hate your shitty wife.

How much more Atlantic could the Atlantic be? The answer is none. None more Atlantic.

🚨👑🦫🚨

We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason

I wrote about my childhood friend Alexi Pretti. Please read it and share it and remember him as a human being. @theverge.com

If I said you had a beautiful machine, would you rage it against me?

This is a pet peeve for me, but I do get the anger about “why isn’t the media doing this or that.” It has either been captured by ghouls or is gone. I am begging people to let go of the idea of news industry or media you had when you were younger. let’s all adapt pls: www.moryan.com/on-the-firin...

SO MUCH JOY FROM THIS EP!!!! I needed this so hard today. I could not love these folks more. Thank you, all!

Check in with this BRAND NEW instrumental from us! It's called Peggy Guggenheim! open.spotify.com/track/6bbU3F...

By Lying about Alex Pretti's Murder, Kristi Noem Makes Herself a Co-Conspirator In It www.emptywheel.net/2026/01/25/b...

A magistrate judge found no probable cause to support arrest warrants for 5 people involved in the St. Paul church protest. DOJ appealed to the 8th Cir. That appeal led to this remarkable letter from the Chief Judge of the Minnesota district court… storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Murderbot spoilers-ish: Anna Konkle generates gigantic anticipatory excitement from me when she appears (and delivers) in the series and the also the most "got-damn it, now who's going to make me lose my sh*t laughing..." moment later on. Leebeebee is a beautiful name.

guys we need to stop calling them nazis as an insult, I think they like that

“This solution if consummated will avoid, for now, many millions of deaths resulting from my threatened military actions. Nobel prize committee, I await your unanimous decision.”

Salmon Eats Winter Kitchen Clean-Bowl Goop

It is important to acknowledge who is standing up and who is just trying to get by. Every day Americans are standing up while the powerful are mostly standing by. Why aren't law firms standing up and sending lawyers to Minneapolis. Why aren't the corporations speaking out? Why isn't the media?

Are The Epstein Files In Greenland? Trump's fantasy of takeover heats up! By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/are-the-ep...

A combat-wounded veteran's eight-hour detention by federal agents in Minneapolis raises concerns about due process in ICE facilities.

Clam trails

New COLLEGE TOWN! Feat. @kevinseccia.bsky.social & Ben Siemon! Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me & Seth Morris!) Beebo schools Jan about bananas as the government closes in! & more! Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social www.comedybangbangworld.com

Building a crazy car-like vehicle out of junk you find & then recklessly driving down an icy road is a good way to end up in a Contrapcident

An embarrassment of Skarsgårds

They did this for absolutely no reason, as hundreds of witnesses, including me, can attest to

i BEEN saying!

Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG... www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...

Slightly diminish a band He Might be a Giant

Slightly diminish a band They Might Be Humans

ICIRR statement from today.

Renee Goode was shot dead. A 37-year-old mother of a 4-year-old boy was shot dead driving her family's Honda Pilot on a residential street. America paid for it. American tax dollars pay the salary of this killer and this president, and those who voted for him, put him on this street, with this gun.

It is really fucking with my head to know they are spinning that lie about Renee Good wanting to run over the ICE officer in part bc running over protesters with cars is something their side does. It was top of mind for them. A lie they can believe in bc they would do it/have done it themselves.

You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you.

back in my day, Donkey Kong used to be on like

This guy here is dead 👇

Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:

It's been a long December. for real.

And the feeling that it's all a lot of oysters, but no pearls All at once, you look across a crowded room To see the way that light attaches to a girl

(The smell of hospitals in winter)