Hillary Clinton Flies UFO To House Oversight Committee Pizzagate Hearing 4-D chess thing. By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/hillary-cl...

This is a big one. A newly uncovered document has revealed the existence of a mystery Epstein investigation. It was spearheaded by the DEA and involved drug trafficking and money laundering. Epstein was one of 15 targets. The other 14 names are redacted. I've got questions.

Hillary Clinton’s fire and fury opening statement to the House Oversight Committee.

This is such a well done piece that reports out, with hard data and interviews, something profound about what's gone wrong in this country. www.wsj.com/us-news/amer...

House Model Update - Current Likely Seat Range: 🔵 DEM: 225 to 251 🔴 GOP: 184 to 210 - February 22, 2026 - (Seat change with 2024 Election) Full article available for Substack subscribers here -> open.substack.com/pub/usapolli...

Check Out This Tool Running A Pro-MAGA Account From The White House www.wonkette.com/p/check-out-... By Marcie Jones @marciej.bsky.social

Milkshake puck

Why is Ilhan the only Democratic rep who was shouting about this?

I can't believe it's now more likely that Bari Weiss is going to end up running CNN too. I mean I can believe it but can't accept this is reality. And I hate that I have to root for a disgusting corporate merger like Netflix-Warner to stop an evil one like Paramount-Warner.

Trump claims: ❌"inflation is plummeting": lie. ❌"incomes are rising": lie. ❌"roaring economy is roaring like never before" lie. ❌"enemies are scared" lie. ❌"America is respected again" lie. ✅"We will never go back to where we were just a very short time ago" True. #SOTU

Gee, Look At All These Co-Conspirators In The Epstein Files That Pam Bondi And Kash Patel Say Never Existed One of them is named Donald John Trump! By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/gee-look-a...

Incredible shot of Rep. Al Green holding up a "BLACK PEOPLE AREN'T APES!" sign with Trump in the foreground from photographer Kenny Holston (Getty)

when the justice department reveals itself to be untrustworthy, then surprise! the courts no longer trust the justice department: www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

Trump War On Iran Comes Earlier Every Year Is it Iran War O'Clock already??? By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/trump-war-...

Did somebody say #MushroomMonday? … summer seems so long ago…

Trump got boycotted, smacked down, busted and more—it was NOT a good weekend for the regime. #TrumpTariffChaos

But will there be cold hamberders?

Trump Gonna Ignore Mean Supreme Court, Tax Dolls And Pencils EVEN MORE Biggest loser says what? By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/trump-gonn...

UPDATED: New additions to our running list of judges who have ruled on ICE's mandatory detention policy: Against ICE: Michael Barrett, Julia Munley, Paul Huck, Joseph Goodwin For ICE: Douglas Cole Overall 386 against ICE - 32 for ICE www.politico.com/news/2026/02...

WTF Is Happening In Mexico: A Brief Explainer! Maybe we should bring back the rule of law around here too, huh, guys? By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/wtf-is-hap...

I thought its always the "radical left" and "Biden/Obama" Fault. Seems Trump is getting his assassination attempts by actual fucking republicans who voted for him but start to have enough

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube. As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

Everyone Was A Winner At The Woke Olympics! Except MAGA whiners, as usual, womp womp. By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/everyone-w...

Mike Lee, stepping in it again

“Hmmmm.”

Let me show you a wardrobe you can build with $1,700 🧵

Add another 🇺🇸 citizen to ICE’s kill list. Ruben Ray Martinez (23) www.newsweek.com/ice-agent-fa...

"More than 3,000 people attended the Mass and walked in the procession. "Families affected by immigration enforcement were among the first to receive ashes from Cupich, in a highly symbolic reversal of the marking and tracking many say defines their daily lives." www.ncronline.org/news/god-doe...

Another great sad cartoon from @deadder.bsky.social

Trump calls Andrew's arrest a "shame." Epstein survivor: "I'm unhappy that he said that because Andrew is only the first one arrested with more to come. There are more pedophiles to be arrested. I don't know why Trump would be shocked at that. That's really frightening to me."

NEW: Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker sent Trump a letter and an invoice demanding the return of $8.6 billion taken from Illinois families after the Supreme Court ruled Trump’s tariffs are illegal.

Just can’t wait to see what kind of artistry Bari Weiss, the Smiths of Sinclair et al come out with.

Supreme Court Tells Trump NO EMERGENCY TARIFFS! www.wonkette.com/p/supreme-co... By Marcie Jones @marciej.bsky.social

Randy Andy, Les Wexner And Andrew Feeling The Epstein Heat! MAGA in disarray! By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/randy-andy...

👑 www.usatoday.com/story/entert...

Whhhooooooaaaattt??!

This is a truly horrifying memo. It says that the policy of the US government will now be to proactively seek out and arrest likely tens of thousands of refugees who entered legally under Biden and subject them to detention, where they will be interrogated about their status.

Well that sure is mighty fishy.

Holy shit. A lot of people have suggested this, but I don’t think Lieu would make the allegation unless he had seen some evidence.

Is It A Sin To Be White? Is It Illegal To Be Male?A Wonkvestigation! The culture wars are getting mighty weird, man. By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/is-it-a-si...

Kristi Noem's Aryan Mini-Me Quitting DHS, Let's Wildly Speculate Why! Noem's top toady had a short run. By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/kristi-noe...

Wonderful. Just wonderful. An amazing story of perseverance.

I told you they’d come after Veterans’ benefits. www.stripes.com/veterans/202...

Something I like about the Olympics is you'll see a guy with the giga chad jawline who's playing for fifth place tops, and the guy who is winning is a 19 year old from Norway with Zuckerberg face

Stephen Colbert Hands CBS Bosses Their Asses AGAIN, With An Assist From James Talarico That's entertainment! By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/stephen-co...