MJ
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Baltimorean, Wonketeer
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Get your news with a side of zippy snark! It’s the Wonkette starter pack!
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Serge Broom
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Wonkette
about 7 hours ago
Hillary Clinton Flies UFO To House Oversight Committee Pizzagate Hearing 4-D chess thing. By
@marciej.bsky.social
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Hillary Clinton Flies UFO To House Oversight Committee Pizzagate Hearing
4-D chess thing.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/hillary-clinton-flies-ufo-to-house
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Senator Ron Wyden
about 9 hours ago
This is a big one. A newly uncovered document has revealed the existence of a mystery Epstein investigation. It was spearheaded by the DEA and involved drug trafficking and money laundering. Epstein was one of 15 targets. The other 14 names are redacted. I've got questions.
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Senator calls for DEA to provide info on "incredibly disturbing" Epstein drug investigation
Federal drug enforcement investigators targeted Jeffrey Epstein and 14 others in a yearslong probe first reported by CBS News.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jeffrey-epstein-dea-drug-trafficking-investigation-senator-wyden/?ftag=CNM-00-10aab7e&linkId=911961965
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Steve Morgan
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Just Jack
1 day ago
Hillary Clinton’s fire and fury opening statement to the House Oversight Committee.
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Chris Hayes
1 day ago
This is such a well done piece that reports out, with hard data and interviews, something profound about what's gone wrong in this country.
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Americans Are Leaving the U.S. in Record Numbers
More citizens are replanting overseas, drawn by a quality of life made easily affordable by the U.S.’s enviable salaries.
https://www.wsj.com/us-news/americans-leaving-the-us-migration-a5795bfa?st=9EzjFX&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
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Polling USA
1 day ago
House Model Update - Current Likely Seat Range: 🔵 DEM: 225 to 251 🔴 GOP: 184 to 210 - February 22, 2026 - (Seat change with 2024 Election) Full article available for Substack subscribers here ->
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Supreme Court Blow to Trump Fuels Democratic Momentum
Court rulings, turnout data, and state level polling combine to paint a favorable landscape for Democrats
https://open.substack.com/pub/usapolling/p/supreme-court-blow-to-trump-fuels?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=29wren
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Wonkette
1 day ago
Check Out This Tool Running A Pro-MAGA Account From The White House
www.wonkette.com/p/check-out-...
By Marcie Jones
@marciej.bsky.social
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Check Out This Tool Running A Pro-MAGA Account From The White House
Here's Johnny!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/check-out-this-tool-running-a-pro
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Linda Holmes
3 days ago
Milkshake puck
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RedwoodGirl
2 days ago
Why is Ilhan the only Democratic rep who was shouting about this?
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Sandieglo
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Eric Schmeltzer
3 days ago
I can't believe it's now more likely that Bari Weiss is going to end up running CNN too. I mean I can believe it but can't accept this is reality. And I hate that I have to root for a disgusting corporate merger like Netflix-Warner to stop an evil one like Paramount-Warner.
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Anonymous
3 days ago
Trump claims: ❌"inflation is plummeting": lie. ❌"incomes are rising": lie. ❌"roaring economy is roaring like never before" lie. ❌"enemies are scared" lie. ❌"America is respected again" lie. ✅"We will never go back to where we were just a very short time ago" True.
#SOTU
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Wonkette
2 days ago
Gee, Look At All These Co-Conspirators In The Epstein Files That Pam Bondi And Kash Patel Say Never Existed One of them is named Donald John Trump! By
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Gee, Look At All These Co-Conspirators In The Epstein Files That Pam Bondi And Kash Patel Say Never Existed
One of them is named Donald John Trump!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/gee-look-at-all-these-co-conspirators
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Aaron Rupar
3 days ago
Incredible shot of Rep. Al Green holding up a "BLACK PEOPLE AREN'T APES!" sign with Trump in the foreground from photographer Kenny Holston (Getty)
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Rachel Maddow
3 days ago
when the justice department reveals itself to be untrustworthy, then surprise! the courts no longer trust the justice department:
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Wonkette
3 days ago
Trump War On Iran Comes Earlier Every Year Is it Iran War O'Clock already??? By
@marciej.bsky.social
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Trump War On Iran Comes Earlier Every Year
Is it Iran War O'Clock already???
https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-war-on-iran-comes-earlier-every
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Did somebody say
#MushroomMonday
? … summer seems so long ago…
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The Watchdog Coalition
4 days ago
Trump got boycotted, smacked down, busted and more—it was NOT a good weekend for the regime.
#TrumpTariffChaos
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Trump Got Boycotted By Governors, Smacked Down In Court, Busted For $4 Billion Grift, and Hit With War Powers Revolt In Congress
The regime can’t spin these stories away (no matter how hard they try)
https://www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/guess-what-ruined-trumps-entire-weekend
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But will there be cold hamberders?
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Wonkette
4 days ago
Trump Gonna Ignore Mean Supreme Court, Tax Dolls And Pencils EVEN MORE Biggest loser says what? By
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Kyle Cheney
4 days ago
UPDATED: New additions to our running list of judges who have ruled on ICE's mandatory detention policy: Against ICE: Michael Barrett, Julia Munley, Paul Huck, Joseph Goodwin For ICE: Douglas Cole Overall 386 against ICE - 32 for ICE
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Wonkette
4 days ago
WTF Is Happening In Mexico: A Brief Explainer! Maybe we should bring back the rule of law around here too, huh, guys? By
@marciej.bsky.social
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WTF Is Happening In Mexico: A Brief Explainer!
Maybe we should bring back the rule of law around here too, huh, guys?
https://www.wonkette.com/p/wtf-is-happening-in-mexico-a-brief
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Le Pole Plumber 🔧
5 days ago
I thought its always the "radical left" and "Biden/Obama" Fault. Seems Trump is getting his assassination attempts by actual fucking republicans who voted for him but start to have enough
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Tim Onion
5 days ago
This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube. As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.
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Wonkette
4 days ago
Everyone Was A Winner At The Woke Olympics! Except MAGA whiners, as usual, womp womp. By
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Everyone Was A Winner At The Woke Olympics!
Except MAGA whiners, as usual, womp womp.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/everyone-was-a-winner-at-the-woke
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Mike Lee, stepping in it again
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“Hmmmm.”
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derek guy
7 days ago
Let me show you a wardrobe you can build with $1,700 🧵
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The Tennessee Holler
7 days ago
Add another 🇺🇸 citizen to ICE’s kill list. Ruben Ray Martinez (23)
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Rachel Maddow
7 days ago
"More than 3,000 people attended the Mass and walked in the procession. "Families affected by immigration enforcement were among the first to receive ashes from Cupich, in a highly symbolic reversal of the marking and tracking many say defines their daily lives."
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'God does not need papers': Cardinals spend Ash Wednesday with ICE detainees, their families
Cardinal Blase Cupich led a Mass in Chicago, which was attended by relatives of those who have been detained or deported. Cardinal Joseph Tobin celebrated Masses inside an ICE detention center in Newa...
https://www.ncronline.org/news/god-does-not-need-papers-cardinals-spend-ash-wednesday-ice-detainees-their-families
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Bethankit Hums
8 days ago
Another great sad cartoon from
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Larry Colvin
7 days ago
Trump calls Andrew's arrest a "shame." Epstein survivor: "I'm unhappy that he said that because Andrew is only the first one arrested with more to come. There are more pedophiles to be arrested. I don't know why Trump would be shocked at that. That's really frightening to me."
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MeidasTouch
7 days ago
NEW: Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker sent Trump a letter and an invoice demanding the return of $8.6 billion taken from Illinois families after the Supreme Court ruled Trump’s tariffs are illegal.
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Just can’t wait to see what kind of artistry Bari Weiss, the Smiths of Sinclair et al come out with.
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Wonkette
7 days ago
Supreme Court Tells Trump NO EMERGENCY TARIFFS!
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By Marcie Jones
@marciej.bsky.social
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Supreme Court Tells Trump NO EMERGENCY TARIFFS!
Guess the only thing a certain three love more than giving up their power is keeping their money.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/supreme-court-tells-trump-no-emergency
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Wonkette
7 days ago
Randy Andy, Les Wexner And Andrew Feeling The Epstein Heat! MAGA in disarray! By
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Randy Andy, Les Wexner And Andrew Feeling The Epstein Heat!
MAGA in disarray!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/randy-andy-les-wexner-and-andrew
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King Charles III at London Fashion Week amid brother Andrew's arrest
King Charles III stepped out for the opening of London Fashion Week, which coincided with the arrest of his younger brother, the former Prince Andrew.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2026/02/19/king-charles-london-fashion-week-prince-andrew-arrested/88757871007/
8 days ago
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick
9 days ago
This is a truly horrifying memo. It says that the policy of the US government will now be to proactively seek out and arrest likely tens of thousands of refugees who entered legally under Biden and subject them to detention, where they will be interrogated about their status.
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Well that sure is mighty fishy.
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Angry
9 days ago
Holy shit. A lot of people have suggested this, but I don’t think Lieu would make the allegation unless he had seen some evidence.
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Wonkette
9 days ago
Is It A Sin To Be White? Is It Illegal To Be Male?A Wonkvestigation! The culture wars are getting mighty weird, man. By
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Is It A Sin To Be White? Is It Illegal To Be Male?A Wonkvestigation!
The culture wars are getting mighty weird, man.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/is-it-a-sin-to-be-white-is-it-illegal
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Wonkette
9 days ago
Kristi Noem's Aryan Mini-Me Quitting DHS, Let's Wildly Speculate Why! Noem's top toady had a short run. By
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Kristi Noem's Aryan Mini-Me Quitting DHS, Let's Wildly Speculate Why!
Noem's top toady had a short run.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/kristi-noems-aryan-mini-me-quitting
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸
10 days ago
Wonderful. Just wonderful. An amazing story of perseverance.
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Mueller, She Wrote
10 days ago
I told you they’d come after Veterans’ benefits.
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Veterans slam new VA rule for determining disability ratings
The new rule states that a disability level must be based on how well a veteran functions while on medication and not on the underlying impairment.
https://www.stripes.com/veterans/2026-02-17/new-va-rule-disability-ratings-20780685.html
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RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’
WASHINGTON—In a new claim challenging traditional pediatric norms regarding infant safety, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced Tuesday that being left in a hot car coul...
https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/
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greg2hats
10 days ago
Something I like about the Olympics is you'll see a guy with the giga chad jawline who's playing for fifth place tops, and the guy who is winning is a 19 year old from Norway with Zuckerberg face
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Wonkette
10 days ago
Stephen Colbert Hands CBS Bosses Their Asses AGAIN, With An Assist From James Talarico That's entertainment! By
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Stephen Colbert Hands CBS Bosses Their Asses AGAIN, With An Assist From James Talarico
That's entertainment!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/stephen-colbert-hands-cbs-bosses
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