Shutdown! Breakdown! Takedown! The Republican shutdown / Project 2025 power grab is here. By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/shutdown-b...

Big Balls Descends Don’t let a bouncing Big Balls beatup distract you from DOGE’s dirty deeds! By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/big-balls-...

That Pete Hegseth Speech Could’ve Been A Spam Email For Boner Pills Oh my fucking god www.wonkette.com/p/that-pete-...

Those generals had more experience than Hegseth when he graduated kindergarten.

Here Comes Another Government Shutdown! At midnight the federal government turns into a pumpkin. By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/here-comes...

yeah they're just murdering random people on these boats

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

Ain't Mad At Cha: Tabs, Mon., Sept. 29, 2025 News and things to read and watch! www.wonkette.com/p/i-aint-mad...

Epstein Files, Get Your Fresh Epstein Files! Featuring cameos from Bannon, Elon and the Dersh! By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/epstein-fi...

Trump Indicts James Comey For Being Too Mean To Hillary Clinton We Guess? Sure. F it. Why not. By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/trump-indi...

Can Lindsey Halligan make a case against James Comey? Outlook not good. www.lawfaremedia.org/article/the-...

MSNBC: Breaking news. It's out of the eastern district of Virginia, where three sources familiar tell MSNBC former FBI director James Comey is expected to be indicted in the coming days

Jimmy Kimmel’s Back, And He’s Not Gonna Be Sorry Guess boycotts work! By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/jimmy-kimm...

Hey, We're Still Having Elections? And Democrats Are Winning Them? SWEET! Nice Time! By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/hey-were-s...

Elon Musk's Dad Errol (Allegedly!) Worse Than You Thought Now he's been accused of molesting five of his nine kids/stepkids. By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/elon-musks...

Trump Proclaims America Shall Sell H-1B Visas for $100k And Residency For A Million It's pay to play in America! By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/trump-proc...

How it started // How it’s going

Trump's Latest DOJ Saturday Night Massacre Still Ongoing, Probably Will Last Forever In which Trump quit/fires his own appointee for not locking up Letitia James. By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/trumps-lat...

Badthink Purging To Continue Until Charlie Kirk Mourned Properly Though it was already going on anyway. By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/badthink-p...

Oy, Guvnah, Trump Took 'Is Show Across The Pond For A UK State Visit! Melania right chuffed! By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/oy-guvnah-...

Happy Monday! It’s Wonkette’s tabs of things to read and watch! www.wonkette.com/p/doggone-it...

Poor Ed Martin Can’t Get Anybody To Press Charges Against Letitia James www.wonkette.com/p/poor-ed-ma...

Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away https://theonion.com/fearful-americans-stockpiling-facts-before-federal-gove-1819579589/

Republicans Still Won't Release Those Epstein Files! So weird how they're pedo protecting with all they've got, huh? By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/republican...

Just now, 11 state and city lawmakers were arrested by DHS police on the 10th floor of 26 Federal Plaza after a hour of demanding access to the ICE lock up on the same floor. @thecity.nyc

Trump Pals The Ellison Boys Gonna Save CBS And TikTok From Woke Bias! www.wonkette.com/p/trump-pals... By Marcie Jones @marciej.bsky.social

Oof, that chart

Let’s Enjoy Kash Patel Yelling And Getting Yelled At In The Senate And more to come today, Day Two! By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/lets-enjoy...

JD Vance Has Jolly Time Hosting Hitler & Friends Podcast! Spoiler, they’re going to be coming after liberals extra-super-hard now. By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/jd-vance-h...

Charlie Kirk was a notorious antisemite. Kirk said "Jewish communities have been pushing the exact kind of hatred against whites that they claim to want people to stop using against them...the philosophical foundation of anti-whiteness has been largely financed by Jewish donors in the country.”

They keep on saying that the shooter is not cooperating with them but also that he was motivated by leftist ideologies. Sure sounds like he wont tell them what they want him to say.

Reporter: Do you think it would have been fitting to lower the flags for Melissa Hortman who was killed as well? Trump: Uh, I’m not familiar, who?

Republican Christmas Card For @rawstory.com Follow my work on Substack: nickanderson.substack.com

They did their own research

Is Kash Too Good At FBI-ing? And is this other guy about to push him out of his job, UH OH? By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/is-kash-to...

To state the obvious, I was not paid by the Ford Foundation or Open Society to write the column, which is what Vance is alleging and he's saying he is going after those groups. Not the first time he's spouted conspiracy theories involving the Soroses to deflect criticism: apnews.com/article/jd-v...

What the Debate Me bros have done is found a way to filibuster the self-evident humanity of a person or group by making it an endless topic of debate. As Toni said: "None of this is necessary. There will always be one more thing." It's not my job to prove my equality to those who think me inferior

So the enforcers of laws will take away your money and power even if you haven’t broken any laws?

Trump Begging South Korea To Forget THAT ONE TIME He Imprisoned All Their Workers The balls on that guy. By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/trump-begg...

NEW: Maurene Comey, daughter of James Comey, sues the Justice Department over her abrupt firing from her job as a federal prosecutor for the Southern District of New York. www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...

Regime Already Working Overtime To Punish Wrongthink On Death Of Charlie Kirk So much for FREE SPEECH! By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/regime-alr...

Good morning! It’s Wonkette’s Monday tabs of things to read and watch! www.wonkette.com/p/everywhere...

I know everyone is consumed with other news, but this is a big fucking deal: The Trump administration says that IUDs and the Pill are actually abortions. Here's what USAID told the NYT about the $10m in birth control they plan to destroy. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/h...

Neo Nazis love Charlie Kirk…

Oh Look, More Epstein And Maxwell Emails With Trump In Them! Also, fired UK Ambassador: YUM YUM. By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/oh-look-mo...

Jeffrey Epstein, Your Life Is Calling And JPMorgan has some explaining to do too. By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/jeffrey-ep...

Appeals Court Panel To Trump: Pay E. Jean Carroll Her Money, Deadbeat! Hero writer, 81, is the last plaintiff standing. By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/appeals-co...

Well now.

Now I KNOW we're living in a simulation nypost.com/2025/09/09/u...

Of course they did