>Be israel >America dumps $30 billion worth of hammers into your front yard >Holy shit turns out I'm surrounded by nails

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

If any other government official in any other administration had said this exact sentence, you'd assume it was a bland platitude about why America is great. You have to be truly deranged to think any part of this is bad.

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

Judge Biery signed the order with a photo of Liam and two bible verses: The first is "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven." The second is simply "Jesus wept." Astonishing thing for a judge to do.

it’s lowkey pretty funny how republicans show no ability to distinguish between anyone else’s ideology. their idea of left-wing extremists are like pelosi & hillary. it leads to them saying amazing stuff like “we owned your hero, bill maher”

Every time the Democrats prove the left is wrong about them the future looks brighter, so I encourage them to get started!

Basically everyone hired in any federal law enforcement agency from Jan 21 2025 onward needs to be fired on day one of the next administration. There will be some innocent victims, yes, but that’s where we’re at.

nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre

what about the fact it's the weekend and they have plans

I’ve harped on this for years but the reason there’s a seemingly (or at least relatively) “low” amount of corruption in US politics is because we’ve legalized all of it.

When RATM said "Some of those who work forces" they were being far too charitable

everyone needs to get their beaks wet. the beaks. they're parched. just enough to wet their beaks. be reasonable

are we kidding us

The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.

This is still a conservative estimate from direct deaths with verified remains. It also doesn't include deaths from disease, starvation, and other causes that were indirect. The death toll is likely 3-4 times as high. Even with that, this is still 3% of the total population killed.

Of course the US isn't a democracy, the secret police ignoring the law and the opposition party that ignores their own constituents are both aspects of that.

I don’t drink, don’t do drugs, lift heavy, and married early, but I balance all of this out by giving myself 15 hours of daily screen time

I don't think there's any other functioning democracy in the world that has so few removal mechanisms that an administration could just keep chugging along with these numbers. No snap elections, no recall, no votes of no confidence - just locked into this dogshit.

The country survived without DHS until GWOT, it will be just fucking fine without it again. These people cannot even imagine the ratchet going the other way, just a future of slightly softer, more ergonomic ratchets.

A half century of movies casting Romans and other Mediterranean people as pasty brits has irrevocably damaged the public's understanding of the Classical era.

one of the agents said “okay we know” when we were whistling so i leaned in and whistled louder and he threatened to pepper spray me. i then said “are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” and he very meekly said “no i’m not scared of a whistle”

just saw 4 ice agents go up to a house and knock and within 1 minute there were 30 people out whistling and they left. we will not take our foot off the gas

Which is it?

Remember folks, don't cancel your bluesky dad's because they liked something you hated, or vice-versa. There is in fact no accounting for taste. Just for my two cents - my wife and I saw it on a date night, our first PTA film, and spent the entire sushi dinner afterwards excitedly discussing it.

This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.

I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work. I don’t let bullies win. Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.

We gotta imprison each of these shithead AI ceo's in a different data center like the minotaur

getting feds to say shit like this on camera with their face exposed is NUTS -- you can not reform this agency, everyone involved must go, there is no practical way to root out all of these guys

yes, 'immigration enforcment' could be periodic audits of employers to see if they're using e-verify, it doesn't have to be J6ers in MRAPs tear gassing people

"you wanted a pony" is the guilt talking. the knowledge that you didn't push the party to do the right thing out of triangulation and cowardice. you tried to play a very dangerous game of enticing the enemy at the expense of alienating your allies and you're lashing out the people who warned you.

It’s true that what ICE & CBP are doing is not immigration enforcement. But resist the narrative that what they are doing can be divorced from immigration enforcement. “Immigration enforcement,” like “counterterrorism,” is what produced these atrocities — and, if not abolished, will produce more.

Okay I think I've mapped out ICE politics as of Monday night

A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line

And if they say "Fuck you, make us" what's the plan?

The internal polling that conservatives are seeing on this has to be insane

It’s 1993 and the fastest street racers of Usui Pass are a pair of lesbians 🌄

Imagine debasing yourself by saying dumb shit like this

These are the same people who spend all day posting about Roman soldiers or the Knights Templar, by the way.

The US occupying Greenland because they want more people to have healthcare sounds like it's straight out of a Jonathan Swift short

YOU ARE THE POLICE. ARREST THEM. YOU ARE LITERALLY THE ONLY PEOPLE IN SOCIETY WHO CAN DO SOMETHING

I spent the most formative years of my political life reading headlines like this seemingly every week.

"As we know there are more than 2 McDonalds in MN which means this is literally impossible"

Wake up. Make breakfast. Do email. Watch a murder. Go to a party for a 5 year old. Laugh with my daughter. See a different angle of that murder. Hear govt officials slander the victim. Play Barbies with my kid. Feed her dinner. Tear up at that victim reading last honors to a vet. Put kid to bed. USA