Wow, people really did not tune in to The Pitt for Well 15 of Season 1!

Genies live in a lamp, not a bottle. What was Christina Aguilera's deal, and why wasn't a bigger deal made of this?

I used to be passionate about emulsified oil, egg yolk, and vinegar, but no more. I'm currently in a real mayonnaise malaise.

Whenever I go out and meet a new group of people, I always get a lot of sympathy when I tell them about my late wife. She's always pissed about it when she finally shows up.

I don't know who Kane Brown is, but where was he holding this woman, and for how long? Why is he allowed to get away with this?

There's nothing like a Jon Bois post. And for a Jon Bois post, there's no one like Jon Bois.

A lot of people seem to not like snow. I love winter! I love snow! I welcome this next round of blizzardy weather. More winters like this winter, please!

I'm so obsessed with Groundhog Day, I drove down to Puxatony just to get my.... fill.

This football game sucks. Dudes are only falling down if someone tackles them, they're throwing the ball and catching it, I can see the lines on the field. Not the way football is supposed to be, terrible product.

Somebody tell CBS to nix those digital yard markers on the broadcast. They're awful.

how do you get an acquaintance, but closer? asking for a friend

Yoink, motherfucker!

A 6th and a 7th round pick for Keion White seems pretty underwhelming to me. Frankly, I'd rather have the player. Still better than the return they got on Jabril Peppers.

The NFL needs to cool it with these procedural penalties, my god.

These in-broadcast former refs never criticize the on-field refs, but Steratore pretty much buries the refs for that OPI on Diggs.

Do they have anyone warming up in the bullpen, or...?

Do we get baseball on this thing? Let's go, Sox!

Look at this dog shit

Parker Romo 5/5 on field goals, with a long of 54, and 1/1 on extra points. Laugh out loud!

Boutte Boutte Boutte everywhere! #Patriots

I was confused when the Patriots cut the good kicker at the end of camp. I've been no less confused about it since the season started.

Don't love it!

Haven't seen much NFL uniform discourse on here, but my take is this: NFL teams have TOO MANY uniforms. Home, away, alternate, throwback, color rush, rivalry... Each team only plays 8 home games and 8 away games (give or take). Teams practically have a different uniform every game. Too much!

Chitter-chatter is for kids. Chit-chat like an adult.

Do they call it cotton because when it's growing it looks like fluffy stuff that got "caught in" the bush?

(Pitbull "Fireball" voice) Wild Kratts

I'm just this moment learning that the National League has a designated hitter. And I'm pissed.

she be chicken my mick till I nugget

lol What do the rest say? Fuck 'em?

I might be overstating this, but as a Celtics fan I think I feel better down 18 right now than I would being up 18. Not that I feel great about it.

Logging on to see how people are reacting to the Mavs getting the first overall pick in the draft after gifting Doncic to the Lakers.

Celtics up 26 with 2 minutes left. Cautiously optimistic this time. Cautiously.

I think cornerbacks should be allowed to be a little bit more physical defending receivers, but there should be no penalty for offensive pass interference.

Saw a Cybertruck up close, it was covered in like a company logo, and everything about the fact that these things actually exist is just so, so funny.

Tarter sauce isn't that tart. It's like, tarter than what?

Joe Milton has looked decent, even if against a vanilla defense missing some starters. Drake Maye has looked good. The Patriots should keep Alex Van Pelt.

Whenever I hear the phrase "chatty Cathy," I think of, like, a SMART WiFi Catheter that gives verbal updates periodically.

On my last road trip, I spotted one Cybertruck to zero Volkswagen Beatles. From now on, Cybertrucks are the new punchbuggy. 1. Declare you have seen the truck! 2. First to spot the vehicle gets to punch someone else in the car. 3. Point and laugh at the truck.

Massively stupid play call by the Bills. They just secured the loss with 1:02 on the clock.

BlueSky doesn't have drafts. The app is airtight and has a good insulation rating.

If you screen and no one hears you, are you even making noise?

Massachusetts will vote YES on 1 (very narrow margin); YES on 2 (very wide margin); NO on 3 (wide margin); YES on 4 (narrowest margin); NO on 5 (widest margin).

I wish instead of spreading PROPAGANDA people would take a PROPER GANDER at what information they are consuming.

Interesting read if you're into ultrarunning or sport science. Seems like a pretty cool guy, too. How David Roche Nearly Ran His Dick Off And Maybe Changed Ultrarunning In The Process - defector.com/how-david-ro...

I feel like in the last few years I've seen people exclusively use disinterested to mean uninterested and I'm wondering exactly when and why that happened.

Just did some manscaping, but for my land instead of my body. There should be a word for that.

As a football fan, today is like my Super Bowl.

As a football fan, today is like my Super Bowl.

Oh, so you invented the number zero? That's like a nothing accomplishment.

The *immediate* threat is over, but really little else has changed, right? The threat is always there, in this country, especially.