NEW VIDEO! FINALLY! Beast Wars Is Shakespeare: The Value of Garbage Media I truly hope this one was worth the wait, because I've never made something so huge. Massive thanks to Dr. Drew Lichtenberg for sitting down with me for this one. youtu.be/8y_KsFaHRQk?...

alt text is essential, i'm begging you to read these.

Way better angles for y'all on this one.

Holy shit he fuckin did it!!! Sandro Dias fuckin did it!!!

I finally cleaned up my messy cablework

it should have been a longstanding tradition for whatever team Cutch is on, a contingent of furries shows up

These all look like cheap as fuck AI-generated slop. Embarrassingly bad. Compare this crap to the brilliance of our 2010 Olympic mascots:

South Texas game cam catches a raccoon riding a javelina (Dicotyles tajacu). The deer feeder corn attracts a lot of other species, but maybe we should worry about them all teaming up against us? (📷: Jeff Davis, TAMU-Kingsville alumni forum)

Bitch get a job

Every canceled wrestler apology on social media:

And remember, the reason he wanted separate vaccines wasn't due to any science, but because *he'd filed a patent application for a single measles vaccine*. It was just grifting.

“‘This is a literal example of the Trump administration toppling free speech when it has been legally permitted and approved because they are scared about whatever Trump is hiding in the Epstein files,’ the group said.” www.msnbc.com/top-stories/...

had the urge to do this since the moment i saw this post! #pixelart

“I can’t do that here.” “Nothin’ happens.” “No sir. Can’t do that.” “Let me rethink that.” “That won’t work.” “Won’t fit here.” “My wife would tell me that’s not where this goes.” “One more thing… that won’t help me here.”

i love big dumper

From the person who brought us 19 hours of animorphs content, we got MOTHAFUCKIN BEAST WARS www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y_K...

DOGE was a success because the entire point of it was the greatest data theft scheme in history and they did it

(deep breath) Fuuuuuuck Yoooooutuuuuuube

@jonbois.bsky.social Watching Baseball

nothing says ‘its fall yall’ like bees buzzin around on your goldenrod while the strawberry bushes you planted nearby just absolutely fuck off right back into the waterlogged clay into which you placed them

That’s a fuzzy fuckin bee

#GuardsBall #Cleveland #Guardians @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com

it was a family emergency, his mistress's husband died

You can take your pick as to which one, but the answer to "who" is Eddie Kingston.

It is 2035: Matt Mervis has controversially set the NPB record with 1000 homeruns. Many wish to discount it, since 60% have come against Trevor Bauer

I asked a cowboy what the best kind of pet was and he said I should get a long, little doggy.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

the number of times I have confused Matt Braunger with Kurt Braunholer is more than acceptable I simply never know which tall, silly white guy I'm going to hear guesting on a podcast

one satchel of horsèd meat, please

A guy on tik tok onside kicks into random things

ah shit, I had swapped lambda and coreweave around to make the diagram more sane and forgot to move the super micro funding arrow from coreweave to lambda. fixed

the rats nest that is the flow of money in AI compute is so unbelievably complicated and circular that i had to make a diagram

BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop

best meme i ever made

libertarianism doesn't work because eventually you run out of other people's money and have to borrow it from the US taxpayer

FUCK IT!!!!! TIMELINE CLEANSE!!!!! ROLL THE CLIP!!!!!!

It's a cop gun range, so the coach is presumably charged with assaulting an officer's bullet

Reading the article you’d never know that the gun range in question is operated by the Katy Police Dept.

*clears throat* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I recall seeing a tweet with similar sentiments months after Rush Limbaugh’s death. That no one really quotes him or references him because all he contributed to the world was senseless noise. Nothing of value. Once these freaks stop jerking each other off, the same will be true of the podcaster.

I'd say these three morally bankrupt fighters are a good representation of the UFC and administration.

Bring Her Back Co Director Michael Philippou took a bump through glass and barbedwire on a Vanguardia show in Mexico on Saturday. Cíclope vs Racka Racka (the directors working name and old youtube name) vs Rita Yamashita vs Miedo Extremo was the full match

you ever look back to view the wreckage of what your life has become

Here's the entire sequence for Colorado State from the TD to the onside kick

oh damn, the pretty obvious thing every tech person who didn't have a financial incentive to lie has been saying for two years?

he is trying to ensure that there aren't Black soldiers because he thinks they won't massacre protests

NO FACISM LEAGUE

If you kick a field goal from 52 yards down 35 nothing in the first half on fourth and two the announcers should call you a disgrace to this nation, nothing short of that