Thank god for WKRP, because otherwise Gordon Jump would eternally be known as The Diff’rent Strokes Diddler.

But I just spoke with him on the phone for 20 minutes ...

McConnell, Graham, don't stop now, Pale Horseman!

Alternate Sequels to Star Wars: A Ralph McQuarrie painting each for Splinter of the Mind's Eye, out in 1978, and a poster for the NPR radio drama version of The Empire Strikes Back, broadcast in 1983, which really was pretty good.

Talked to Mitch McConnell today. He was awake and alert. Happy to answer my five questions

Sad news--Mitch McConnell hasn't been speaking to the Republicans. It's been Jeff Dunham moving Mitch's mouth this whole time.

What on earth www.nytimes.com/2026/07/07/s...

Louise Lasser 1939-2026 RIP

This Is Just To Say I told you so about that thing you disagreed with me about of which irrefutable proof has now emerged Forgive me it is too delicious too sweet not to remind you that you were wrong

You may not like it, but this is what peak masculinity looks like

As I read this, I began to hear in my head a marching band, playing an uptempo version of "God Bless America"

Ah, the Reverse William Henry Harrison, a bold gambit indeed

Amazing how fast civilization yields to savagery; e.g. my family's been out of town 24 hours and I've already stopped closing the bathroom door to pee.

Watched STRANGERS ON A TRAIN (1951) with the 11-year-old this evening. Anyone who claims that “young people couldn’t possibly enjoy old movies” should fuck off into the sun.

you have got to be kidding me

hey man just letting you know you're on camera

Imagine hating cats.

That's right, friends! STARLOG is back and I'm the editor-in-chief. We have so much good stuff for you in our first issue, coming this November!! Science! Sci-fi! Fantastic weirdness! Plus you can subscribe now to our podcast hosted by @jhoffman.bsky.social and @da7e.com!

Seems inevitable someone, sometime, would get to this, doesn't it?

"AI is not going away" I think it will. It will if I hate it enough lol

Sorry to hear the fantasy artist known as simply Emmanuel has passed away. And while the name might not be immediately familiar a lot of you will recognise these icon covers he did

Still don't know

I’m not too embarrassed that we are losing to Iran. It’s a big boy country with missiles and drones and so forth ran by stone cold killers. That’s NFL ball for you. I am a little embarrassed we are also losing to algae.

Old tweets

i for one have full confidence in the trump administration's ability to adequately refit a plane donated by a foreign government into a highly secure mobile command center for the united states executive, following their unquestionably successful renovation of A Large Pool of Water

Can it really all be so stupid? www.unpopularfront.news/p/the-dumbes...

For the morning crowd

birds do it bees do it even educated fleas do it let's do it let's hate ai

By abolishing Holy Communion our sect has saved enough bread to make ten new gods

Me after drinking the glass of Cheeto chemicals.

Even the psychotic racist square-dancing anti-Semite who spearheaded the destruction of our rail system knew he had to pay his own workers enough to buy one of his fucking cars

I feel like Bluesky needs to know that Jim Davis is auctioning off a fuckton of original Garfield art, and many of the strips are currently priced at literally ten (10) dollars You should all buy your own strips, y'all comics.ha.com/c/auction-ho...

I suppose if had authored a series of social media posts that incited a violent attack against Elon Musk I might have faced some consequences?

My mad king thing would be alchemy, so the big event would me completing the Magnum Opus, creating the Philosopher's Stone live on stage. Anyone who tunes in would get to witness me poisoning myself when I accidentally make sulfur tetrafluoride gas. I die ranting about Zosimos of Panopolis.

How about no staff?

I was one of the weirdos who liked Simon Wincer's THE PHANTOM in 1996, but now I think it might be my actual favorite movie of that summer. Please enjoy this 30th slamiversary appreciation of a tonally exquisite old timey super hero adventure.

"Has a director this talented ever had so few genuine masterpieces to show for it? Oh, but when he hits the ball square, he changes the world." Always read Walter Chaw:

Biggie’s career was three years but felt like the definition. 2Pac’s career was about six years and it boggles the mind to look back on the documents he left

Post a logo, emblem, or title (with its original font) that remains as perfect today as when it was new.

You have had [two] glasses of mezcal. Would you like to now see: The beauty in all of God's creatures [_] The evil that lurks in the heart of man [_]

Elon Musk is not a smart man and has never been a smart man in any of the areas of endeavor in which he is identified as a genius But capitalism does not reward intelligence, it rewards rapaciousness and fraud, womp womp

The breakdown through the final chorus of Understanding In a Car Crash [Letterman voice] now that’s the stuff right there boys

you gave up 4 runs in 4 innings to take the loss, maybe you should be less focused on quoting Genesis and more focused on Job and Numbers

So many old games were shaped around the limitations of their hardware. That's where the most interesting choices had to be made, so often by remaking them on more powerful hardware those limitations are gone, along with the interesting choices. It's like a stadium rock cover of a punk song.

It won't even stop people from telling him to kill himself if he goes on Twitch. He'd have to buy Twitch, ban everyone, and then hire bots to make it appear as if he had someone who cared about him.

If you are partying with the World's First Trillionaire tonight, you are under no obligation to say "Hey, dude, that's probably enough drugs." Be respectful. It's his party and he can OD if he wants to.

If this time travel experiment works, I should be able to go from here and now and reappea—

RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK opened 45 years ago today. Here's Walter Chaw's (@mangiotto.bsky.social) landmark review of the first four Indiana Jones movies. filmfreakcentral.net/2012/10/indi....