listen I know people will fight for one thousand years on this website about alt text on images but can you at least do it for all those screencaps of videogames and movies because idk what half this shit is

Coming out of a bagel place in NYC, was about to dig in to my toasted sesame and cream cheese but some guy roughly snatched it from my hand and took a big bite, then walked away backwards, giving me the finger as he wolfed down the rest (disgustingly). As you probably guessed, it was Kevin Costner.

the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats

Germans love the Christmas movie The Hard

Didn't realize he actually delivered big titty goth gfs if you have them on your list.

3:30 P.M. Back to work. Locate The Official Old Maid Handbook and re-read section on over-the-top high-pitched scream to be used should a madman yell at you claiming to be your husband.

Bari Weiss cutting the Peanuts Christmas Special from the CBS lineup because it doesn't move the ball forward or get the parents on-camera

Jesus: And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: Depart from me, ye that work iniquity MAGA: At long last, we have created the iniquity from the classic Jesus verse "Depart from me, ye that work iniquity"

God, I see what you have done for others

That is not dead which can eternal lie, Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die

"...and Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, because resistance is futile, and his biological and technological distinctiveness became part of the Borg collective."

First Lady Erika Kirk Vance’s 30-foot-tall gold-sequined cross has betrayed the legacy of Melania Trump’s rose garden. by David Brooks (2029)

“the washington post reports that cbs news fucked up!!!” ok and then what? in 6 months jeff bezos replaces the journalist who reported that with AI and buys another one of saturn’s moons.

Zappa is surely the most humourless person ever to make a living out of being silly.

Mr President many are saying that you’re looking stronger than ever and could easily beat Anthony Joshua in a fight.

Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

Gordon Ball, photographer Photograph of cadets reading Howl at the Virginia Military Institute in Lexington, Virginia February 18, 1991

One of my favorite panels from Jamie Delano's Hellblazer run.

Put the Christ back in Christmas except for stuff that Christ would say we are canonically/biblically evil for doing

My pal Mary Woronov is getting her own retrospective at Anthology Film Archives, through 12/21! www.anthologyfilmarchives.org/film_screeni...

Old tweets

In keeping with official US Government Policy to be as transphobic as humanely possible, I will only ever refer to the Kennedy Center by its deadname.

Not to be rude, but he literally just stood there wearing a suit while Sinners and Superman did all the work.

"AI literacy" is another way of saying "I own stock in Nvidia"

Grading and googling hallucinated citations, as one does nowadays, and now that LLMs have been around for a while, I've discovered new horrors: hallucinated journals are now appearing in Google Scholar with dozens of citations bc so many people are citing these fake things

Farewell to the great Joe Ely, a pioneer of progressive country with the Flatlanders who sowed the seeds of Americana by touring with such rockers as the Clash in the early 1980s. variety.com/2025/music/o...

in the fields they'd be Mr & Mrs Piggy, at the table they'd be Mr. and Mrs. Hamm

The kind .. you find … in a second hand store

It was 1961, but yes.

the president's personal aesthetics are just "strip mall breakfast restaurant that closes after being open less than a year"

it's actually kinda funny in a way to get to the finish line of curing cancer and having the government go eh you know what. never mind

BREAKING: Seattle Children's Hospital successfully fought this summer to get DOJ's invasive trans care subpoena quashed. The Seattle court partially unsealed the case this week. This was the fourth, previously sealed case mentioned in this recent Law Dork report: www.lawdork.com/p/judges-doj...

Reality is too on-the-nose. Can reality please stop riding that nose

It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.

The Ethicist | A high school senior in our co-op wrote her college essay about her nanny being deported and got into Yale early action. While we love our Irma, my daughter is a junior at Brearley and has Ivy aspirations. What if I arranged for Irma to just be detained, not deported?

The orange dipshit following Robert E. Lee and Erwin Rommel in the tradition of appearing invincible until confronted with a genuine challenge.

A Serbian Film; Martyrs; Hostel (+ anything else by Eli Roth); Last House on the Left (& I love Wes Craven); Mamma Mia!; Megan Is Missing; Salò (which I think is a masterpiece, but...) Not a big fan of films about people being tortured to death, though for some reason I don't mind Saw & its sequels.

Calling something clickbait really works to neutralize it, even when it’s true, or on video. It’s a lousy, dishonest approach but does gangbusters. “They twisted this out of context” is a bad play when you can see the context. Another evolution of “that’s fake news.”

She’s a ten but also something else, there is something that seems to writhe under her skin. She’s a ten but you know that she isn’t anything, not really, that she appeared suddenly, and can disperse the same way, between pines and ferns, a pale hand dragging against sharp bark before disappearing

You will be visited by three spirits

As a mature man of the world who has travelled far and seen many things, I can confidently say that my reaction to life’s sudden upsets and challenges is to panic.

The nicest part of the weekend was when my spouse came out to check on me while I was fixing the snowblower and was pleasantly surprised to discover that I was all done fixing it.

all the girls in the school: “OMG the handsome prince is coming to visit!” the main character, with crumbs on her face: “huh? Whuh? Whom??”

Do yourself a favor and listen to RETURN OF THE RENTALS today.

Oh shit! I honestly didn't know!

RUDOLPH AND FROSTY'S CHRISTMAS IN JULY is so effortlessly disturbing. Rankin & Bass are like Tool videos to me.

no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop