Thanks for the campaign ad, Fox!

So good - I added alt text.

Alexa, play “Mediocrity Rules” #CaliforniaPrimary

the tech industry is literally radiating hitler particles lmfao

i'm cry laughing at this graph

Iran knows a Strait beats someone not playing with a full deck.

start by asking what's up with all the Yemeni coffee cafes in Oakland, end up learning about how the end of the Bracero program brought Yemeni folks to CA as seasonal farm labor in the 60s www.oaklandreviewofbooks.org/yemeni-coffe...

The lesson here isn’t that Gray is an embarrassment or that Dore looks like a half-written Bill Hader sketch about a 70-year-old man working up the courage to do an open mic night in Tarzana. The lesson is that money (and the endless pursuit of more of it) will fucking destroy your soul.

Walter’s still an asshole and Donnie did nothing wrong there but man, lotta Donnies on this website

I will say this - being on Bluesky has taught me to understand a little better why Walter explodes at Donnie when he’s out of his element

Responding to a question about credit card delinquency with "well, the credit card company CEOs are fine with that" is... honestly a perfect distillation of this administration's economic policy.

If you think this looks like a threat to free speech you're wrong. Threats to free speech are when sex pests lose their jobs as magazine editors.

While US media focuses on Graham Plattner's tattoos and sexual appetite, telling voters they are "disqualifying," objective coverage focused on the issues that are propelling Plattner into the Senate and laying the path for Susan Collins' retirement from public office. www.ft.com/content/281a...

Platner has some weird baggage, but what the Democratic establishment did was try to push an establishment dinosaur — an admittedly relatively popular establishment dinosaur! but nonetheless — in a cycle where people wanted neither of those things. So he’s the candidate now. This is real simple.

Also, in what world are people suggesting Platner isn’t being scrutinized? I’ve seen his tits on Twitter more frequently in the last six months than Sydney Sweeney’s.

“No one associated with Nazis has any right to be in the Senate” really has a lot of nuance.

It is truly insane to me that my elected representatives march with an enthusiastic genocidaire and still think they are owed my support

When they say "you can't just tax the rich"

absolutely fucking crazy to see that the democratic party’s base is increasingly indistinguishable from that of the DSA when it comes to the responsibility/relationship of democratic politicians and the police

This is so on point. The worst chapter in every such book. (I've had several authors tell me that publishers basically force them to write this chapter.)

Peggy Flanagan join DSA.

L’inux?

I ain’t reading all that. I’m happy for you though, or sorry that happened

It's an authentically contemporary media event, in that no one actually cares if any of it is true.

🤔 bsky.app/profile/drpe...

ya thats what i mean: is "a politician cheated on his wife before he was in politics" newsworthy? in 2026? especially since "sexually explicit text messages" don't even imply that he actually committed adultery. (beyond newsworthy: push alert worthy, which NYT and WSJ both sent out?)

My adhd sports seasons also align pretty well: Winter Olympics, World Cup, and congressional midterms

I’m sure LA is great to live in since it has nearly perfect weather but “you can drive around and find diversity” is also what people say about Houston.

gotta say it's pretty easy to stay motivated when your opponents are the worst people alive

here's my old man rant about modern music: too much modern music talks about mental health literally. you aren't supposed to sing "my anxiety is crippling me and the therapy isn't working". you're supposed to sing some shit like "every shadow hides a demon of my design" or whatever.

New Boards of Canada is sooo freakin' good, omg music.apple.com/us/album/the...

this isn’t true nor the narrative though, Trump is -51 with Gen Z men he’s -19 with men of any age or race

The preparation for a new BoC record is always a tense time. #Inferno

happy boards of canada day to all who celebrate

again, the 'most Americans can't even afford an unexpected expense' stuff comes from *online surveys by payday loan companies*. it is a publicity stunt *by one of the most exploitative parts of the financial industry* that is nevertheless spread enthusiastically by online communists.

I had to read that twice. THREE. TIMES. THE. SIZE. OF. SAN. FRANCISCO. What the fuck are we doing?

New Talerico ad dropped

Behold, the White Groverhaus

For pop culture it's JFK and it isn't close. If Kennedy lives we probably do not get the Civil Rights Act of 1964 or Medicare but we probably get Vietnam only moreso.

Ok this is a truly great tweet

The whole Confederacy was inspired by anime. Many a time in Lee's diary he reflects on his wish to transform into a cat for sexual purposes.

It's too late for you, I have already depicted your ideology as the sullenvirgin and mine as the happychad

the pope: hey just checking in on the AI encyclical designs- the pope's digital comms intern (looking up from Figma, the ancient spirit of Michalangelo speaking through him): WHEN I AM FINISHED!!!

Meanwhile, doctors are begging our most fart-brained American cardiac patients to stop injecting beef tallow directly into their veins (just metaphorically, I THINK, FOR NOW):

Otherwise known as bro se litigants.

ChatGPT is creating a nation of Sovereign Citizens:

I think a papal encyclical on AI marks the official start of our cyberpunk age.