non-euclidian breakfast

A theory: all Warren Zevon songs are Thanksgiving songs because Warren Zevon has big Uncle Making A Scene energy

Happy Thanksgiving from Mr Worldwide

It’s fun to say “I saw yoda get hit by a car.” relaxing. the cellar door of sentences

if simply associating with depraved pedophiles is enough to get a professor fired how is anyone ever going to learn economics

it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!

my trash talk is mid bc I’m a sweetie at heart

mr trump as your comms strategist i can only encourage you to keep depicting yourself as a mad king dumping shit on people

I just think I’d feel better if I spent $400

Only real merch freaks ask what blanks a band is printing on. Sicko identifier

among biblical scholars there's little disagreement that, when it comes to plagues, the "good one" is frogs

whole nother day coming tomorrow, they’re saying

Thinking about style icon Mark Ibold

The car wash needs to be slower. It’s great in there. Make it thirty minutes. I will pay extra for the inconvenience

I'm addicted to looking up aneurysms every time I have a migraine. "This'll help," I think to myself.

"You're in a leftwing echo chamber" Man, I live in America. No I'm not.

fantastic foreskins

Fuck Fourth of July 🖕

Worth a watch: Head of Signal, Meredith Whittaker, on so-called "agentic AI" and the difference between how it's described in the marketing and what access and control it would actually require to work as advertised.

I don’t really know how to explain this further but the Savannah Bananas feel evangelical.

Wearing a Silver Jews shirt to the MJ Lenderman show was like shooting fish in a barrel. Sad, salt & pepper DILFs in your area want to talk to you about David Berman NOW

(tired and drunk while playing Clue) Fuck I dunno...

“can 100 humans kill a gorilla?” can 1 white boy with a heart of gold teach him to love?

Every new business is just some asshole with seven 3-D printers

Thinking of Zorak and smiling warmly

the desire to save money and inescapable urge to spend $100 dollars are at war within me once again

There are Deadwood actors everywhere for me to see

I keep my fly unzipped at home, you never know when you're gonna need to piss

here’s how madame web can still win

her HUSBAND is DEAD and she just wants SEX

Day 141 of training myself to read QR codes with my eyes instead of my phone: Still no idea what any of these dots are

if someone tried to sell me a hula hoop for $20 I would kill them

Sneaking up behind a police dog and reaching to grab his teeth out of the holster while he's not looking

Just watched 📽: Good Morning (1959) Trying to steal his look as soon as possible.

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babby boy