good tweet

princes with a thousand enemies

This is why the preferred term is "car storage."

Jesters curse

Treble: every good boy does fine Bass: goddamn bastard dammit fucking asshole

eating food that hurts your mouth is good for you

This happens to me a lot and I’ve found the best luck with proceeding so slowly that they have to stop or they will be stuck in the middle of the intersection. They’ll stop if *they* are stuck in the path of moving vehicles!

The Governor’s Supplemental Budget Has One Transit Line Item. It’s a Cut.: https://streets.mn/2026/04/07/the-governors-supplemental-budget-has-one-transit-line-item-its-a-cut/ Walz is looking to cut transit funding again — while ignoring a billion-dollar annual highway maintenance crisis stemmin...

RCFP is a great org, I think the response would be slightly better if this wasn’t the ugliest design I’ve ever seen in my life. Also Congress hasn’t really been the primary threat to USA press freedom these days, so doesn’t feel relevant to the moment or “pointed”

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

literally me and the girls in the meadow

A herd of donkeys 🫏

I caught a spy my liege

hey guys, I know you are having fun at my restaurant but I need to come clean: this food doesn't last forever. it does wear off

get doorknob'd idiot

what is he doing here? he can’t even read

incredible to see everyone arguing about a newspaper columnist today like we didn’t just bomb Iran 72 hours ago. if you think he’s a jag, block him. if you think blocking him is for jags, block them. ur never gonna agree and you will absolutely forget every detail of this discourse before May ‘26

Nelson Greene “Puck”, May 22, 1915

you think you've seen the whole movie, and then the alt text reveals you haven't even finished act two

Just came under a MASSIVE PSYCHIC ASSAULT at the grocery store

The left doesn't hate technology, we hate being exploited: aftermath.site/anthropic-clau...

GUYS have you seen this. antarctica on google maps. go look at it. this is tech struggling to process the Sublime

we couldn’t get a Mamdani, but we got our very own Eric Adams

Every time I see an extremely out of place post with less than 5 likes on my “Popular with Friends” feed it is 100% without fail because @chiitan.love liked it. I cannot nail down their taste at all but I appreciate them diversifying my feed.

Inside Catholics there are two Catholics.

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

As you curse MAGA judges, also curse the Democrats who put them on the bench. archive.thinkprogress.org/amy-klobucha...

Will the Storm ever end... ⛈️ #pixelart

There's exactly one normal man left on planet Earth.

I will not buy the claims that ICE has bigger guns when the lives of our children are at stake. In general, if local law enforcement can arrest residents who break the law, then they can arrest ICE agents who break the law. 3/

GANDALF: (throws Vibram FiveFingers shoes into fireplace) FRODO: What are you doing?! GANDALF: (pulls them out unharmed) Put them on. Don't worry, they're quite cool.

It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall. But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"

my increasingly curmudgeonly take is that we all, in fact, have responsibilities. politics isn't an arena for self-actualization. it's an arena for public service. this is as true of voters as it is of politicians.

What's morale like at CBP & ICE right now? New survey data are damning. *21% of CBP respondents (9% of ICE respondents) believe their agencies' political leaders maintain high standards of integrity. *Only 23% at CBP (18% at ICE) feel confident they could report illegal acts without retribution

I interviewed over half a dozen ICE and Border Patrol agents who describe an agency that sounds like Reno 911! “I thought federal agents were supposed to be clean cut but some of them pass around a flask as we are watching a suspect,” one told me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-unloads

Deleting signal now that I know it’s compromised. I’ll leave my window open for your carrier pigeons.

Live shot of Greg Bovino leaving Minneapolis

when the feds essentially abandoned the scene today after gassing us, we saw upon returning to the intersection this pile of what we were pretty sure was alex’s coat & some of his clothes, a lighter & a crampon, with crime scene tape in it we created the barrier to preserve likely evidence

“I will not ask for your patience” is the right thing to say now, and what I needed to hear from anyone in charge. I wish all our officials had the heart and sense of Mary Moriarty.

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it does feel fundamentally dysfunctional, right, to beg lawmakers to use the law to force law enforcement to obey the law

BREAKING: The Tribune confirmed on Instagram that the man shot has died, according to two sources with knowledge of the incident. ICE attempted to order local police from the scene, but Chief Brian O'Hara refused, sources also told the Tribune. O'Hara instructed his officers to preserve the scene.