If the Wolves lose this game, just pack it in this season. Oof.

I’ve seen statues that stand around less than Julius.

This would have been an all-timer if it went in.

The Warriors’ broadcast crew is top notch.

Ant looks like it’s all business tonight. He might be a little pissed from the last three games.

OMG, Kyle’s weird shot windup cost him a 3.

Draymond magically ducks the Wolves again. Weird how that always happens against Rudy, who he shits on constantly.

When some models show that monster snowstorm trending a little more to the north.

JFC. Impeach and remove this lawless man, you fools.

KOC telling Kyler Murray he has to “beat out” JJ McCarthy for the job.

Fellow stupid Americans! Sure, gas (and other prices) are rising rapidly, but this is the moment to sell the reserve oil barrels you’ve kept buried in your back yard. It so simple, you fools!

Three straight ugly, embarrassing, concerning losses for the Wolves. It’s now gut check or give up time.

Wolves have yet to win a game that James Williams has reffed them and that second quarter his crew called 10 fouls on the Wolves and only 4 against the Clippers who are being more physical.

Are the Wolves going to give up 150 points or commit 30 turnovers? The race is on!

Ant and Julius look like they don’t want to play right now and Finch should accommodate them.

The Wolves are going to fold like a cheap suit when they face the slightest adversity in the playoffs. Yikes.

Hustle plays for one team, dumb turnovers for my team.

Since this photo, the Wolves offense has the worst net rating in the league - about as potent as ARod was as a batter before his use of PEDs. Is there a way to direct all karmic repercussions of meeting with a warmongering pedophile to just the individual responsible and not the team/fans? Thanks!

It’s crazy that “customer service” is now code for “we set up this labyrinth designed to frustrate you until you give up and go away … because we care.”

What if we had a tiny bit of pride and didn’t get rolled by Jake LaRavia?

When the Wolves are bad, they love to speed run every dumb habit they have.

Wolves have zero hustle getting to loose balls and contested rebounds tonight.

The Lakers players look like the second most popular fraternity at Brigham Young University.

I’m super excited to go to bed mad about the Timberwolves in two hours.

Add a letter, ruin a song. Never Let Me Drown Again

Just two more hours before the Timberwolves tip off.

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

I’m sure our GREAT PATRIOT FARMERS are still going to support their no. 1 guy when they can’t get their fertilizer through the Strait of Hormuz and diesel is 20 bucks a gallon at planting time.

Can we try some movement and passing on the offensive end? Just for funsies?

The highs and lows of this Timberwolves team are a world apart.

Rudy gets hit in the head 3 times per game and they review an average of zero of those as flagrant.

I’m surprised Desmond Bane can get a reach in foul with arms that short.

I’ve been saying this since the election. Trump is going to use nuclear weapons.

Since the Dukes of Hazzard, you rarely see someone hanging out of a car window, firing arrows with dynamite-exploding tips.

Go go Ayo.

Globetrotter shit.

Ant just decided “I think I’ll become one of the best pure shooters in the league.” He spent one summer working on it and became that. Incredible.

Is there a carbon monoxide leak in the Wolves’ locker room? Is that why they always look sleepy to start games?

I guess that Epstein file dodge “but the Dow is at 50,000” will need to be updated.

I don’t think you’re in the group you think you’re in, you asshat.

My definition of “immediately” is shorter than a month and a half.

Kid is mesmerized watching Anthony Edwards

Whole Memphis team looking at #5 right now.

Ant is just a killer.

Slim Slam, god damn!

Donte’s dunks are fun as hell.

Terrible quarter from the Wolves. They can’t keep doing this shit.

If the Wolves played good defense and didn’t settle for threes every first quarter, they might not have to play out of their minds every 4th quarter.

It’s all just so fucking bleak, man.

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