I’m pretty sure we could have lost 4-1 without Balogun.

The Lynx are losing to a 4-16 team and I still think I chose the right sport to watch tonight.

OK, Minnesota basketball team, let’s not do that thing where we give a bad team hope and momentum.

I remember @jasonnagel.bsky.social writing “NOT FOR ON-AIR. CHRISTSAKES DON’T” on a joke “news report” cart he made to crack me up in his early radio days. I was glad I did not put it on the air.

Balogun should just voluntarily sit out today, right? Isn’t that the simple solution here?

FIFA just found 11,780 votes in Georgia. Trump wins!

Hell yeah, corruption!

Don’t just send an 80-year-old man out there to give a useless speech. Come on. Fill him full of stimulants first and tell him Obama gave a speech from the tip of the Washington Monument for six hours.

Well, that’s not the start I was hoping for for the Lynx.

I don’t recognize myself anymore because I’m becoming a big LaMelo Ball stan.

What kind of holiday would it be if Trump release a bunch of criminals so he can act like a Pontius Pilate Santa Claus?

DOJ just announced that anyone who comes to the fair today gets a pardon. Anyone who doesn’t go will be arrested.

Nope. Don’t like that!

I’m sweating out of pores I didn’t know I had. Pores I never wanted to know about.

When you want to get mad at the refs but you don’t understand the rules well enough to get mad.

Whoa, what a freaking shot!

Who is the “they” in this sentence? Dude, YOU are the federal government. You’re bragging about stealing from YOU.

They got caught fixing the price of eggs. No one is going to jail. They don’t have to admit fault. And they’re paying part of the settlement in eggs. You read that right.

Pretty weird tourism pitch.

Trust in the Tims to nail this down.

I’ve skeeted enough times about the Replacements and R.E.M. that the app knows I’m old.

I’m willing to say a lot of shit about Charlie Kirk for half that amount.

So happy for Lenny.

This is the last we are going to hear from SCOTUS until they try to overturn the midterm election, yes?

I recently discovered on Reddit that a whole bunch of old men are getting romance scammed on Facebook by AI images of Sandra Bullock. In this one instance, I’m on the side of AI and scammers.

Tim Connelly, take a large bong hit and then do it.

Dr. Jizz is right. Why wouldn’t someone see their doctor at least once a year, triggering a hospital bill of an unknowable amount, none of which will be covered because it comes out of the deductible, despite already having spent thousands on insurance? Pretty fishy!

This guy sucks just as hard as Chuck Schumer.

Lawd, she looks angry.

Olivia Miles has convinced me that LaMelo Ball is the missing piece for the Wolves.

Uhhhh, Lynx?

I didn’t know Mike Johnson was scheduled to speak to NAMBLA today.

I just learned Kazuo Ishiguro has a new book coming out next year and I’m pretty psyched. www.theguardian.com/books/2026/j...

I am out of step with my WolvesSky brethren on the LaMelo trade, as I have talked myself into being excited. I totally get the void that Naz Reid leaves as a folk hero though.

Trump said the Park Service has photographic evidence this happened. Did the media ask to see it before running with this headline? Of course they didn’t. Shameful hacks. Embarrassing.

Pack the court. Stop the data centers. Lock up the criminals. Tax the billionaires. These are extremely popular and necessary positions that every Democrat should be screaming.

Leo gets it.

Well, that Windhorst report about the Wolves cheaping out seems extra stupid now.

This Timberwolves roster will produce 31 percent more “ooohs” and 28 percent more “aaahs.” That’s what the math is telling us.

Wolves podcast dudes are just trying to have a nice summer and every pod is outdated 10 minutes after they record it.

Timberwolves have me like

The Wolves’ front office every few hours:

Chris Finch watching LaMelo Ball do stupid shit.

The Wolves are never, ever boring.

That last two minutes took two weeks off my life.

They’re not just weak, they are active collaborators in many cases.

“No, wait, I didn’t touch the water, I just touched some underage children!” Police: “OK, carry on then.”

The sexual tension in this clip is fucking electric.

The Washington Post sold for one third of that valuation.