Vaxxed?

I’m still walking on air after that Timberwolves win last night. Also, the whole world loves Jaden now!

@jackborman.bsky.social with the KAT quote callback: “This is what movies are made of.” Bravo!

God I love it when this happens

I’m going to go outside and scream so the loons know two Minnesota sports teams advanced tonight.

Please let this end on a Jaden breakaway dunk as time expires.

Rudy the FT ice man.

Denver getting so many points from the free throw line, while the Wolves have to play actual basketball.

God I’m nervous.

That’s Adelman’s voice in the huddle?

Has it been nearly 1.5 seconds since you’ve seen Adelman or Aaron Gordon on screen and you’ve forgotten what they look like? ESPN has you covered!

Weird how that always happens!

NBA refs are just constant bullshit.

Doris has found 10 fouls, all on the Wolves.

Throw Jokic out. He’s a repeat offender.

One more quarter. Either way I’m so proud of how hard these guys are competing.

Refs spotting those phantom fouls with 20/20 vision.

They should do a premium ESPN service which is exactly the same except they mute Doris’s mic.

Just 25 more TJ Shannon hammer dunks in the second half and we can all go home happy.

Hardaway Jr. missed at the buzzer. It’s the wolves night. Those are the rules.

Desperation heaves as the shot clock expires go in 100 percent of the time against the Wolves.

The Dallas Stars lost because Norm sucks. It’s a proven fact.

Fuck yeah, Wolves. Play with your hair on fire and close this out.

Who cares about the Wolves — I gotta see how this Knicks-Hawks nail biter comes out!

Yep, feels bad, man.

The Wild have had so many excellent chances, it’s going to feel really bad if the next goal goes to Dallas.

WUT

I’m probably not emotionally mature enough to handle it if both the Wild and Wolves win tonight.

Pasque flowers are blooming in Minnesota.

Hey, @kenjennings.bsky.social can we get a special week of Jeopardy with Obama, AOC and Trump? Make it extra hard!

The fun thing about celebrating 50,000 is you get to do it multiple times, both on the way up and the way down.

Wouldn’t it be crazy if Trump appointed someone who wasn’t from Fox News or YouTube? Someone who was competent at something other than kissing his ass on TV.

John Roberts was Trump’s thank you present to the Klan.

This is so stupid and frustrating. I’m sure we’ll miss half of the first quarter again too.

Welcome back, Zuccarello!

Eh, not the Wolves’ night. Spencer Jones was incredible. On to Minneapolis.

That is just a blatant OSHA violation.

It’s just a four-year-long shitty episode of “Celebrity Apprentice.”

We have to wait until 9:40 for tip-off because of the national broadcast, but we also aren’t allowed to see the start of the game … because of the national broadcast.

The Wolves lost a lot of shooting with Ant and DDV out. Luckily they have a 46.2 percent 3PT sniper waiting in the wings. Do it, Finchy!

Note to Mike Conley: Jaden prefers to make those last second dunks off bounce passes.

awoo 52

Finch should let Julius into the Nuggets’ locker room for a few minutes … as a little treat.

Jokic flopped 30 times but he’s offended by a layup? Get fucked.

A shotgun? Was this an assassin or a duck hunter?

OK now it was 100 percent staged.

Get that fucking child rapist off my TV.

When considering block/charge, the refs must determine which one was the Timberwolf. Foul is on them.

Ref all this entire quarter. The league should be embarrassed.

Jokic is a flopping bitch.