This is THE problem from which all other problems flow.

Feels like 43 below.

Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers Tori Amos Hole Indigo Girls Siouxsie and the Banshees The Breeders

As a former (and maybe future) Twin Citian, I’m so freaking proud of you guys. May your children sing songs of your bravery. We are going to win.

Look at this adonis. Testosterone and virility off the fucking charts!

We are it snowed in here with ICE. ICE is snowed in here with us.

The Emperor has no brain.

Fun fact: you can recall a Senator in Minnesota for nonfeasance — essentially failing to do your duties. It would probably fail, but it would be very fun to try!

Fucking fuckers

Chuck Schumer would love to help but he’s workshopping “you’re paying EGGstra at the grocery store” with a focus group graciously funded by Bill Ackman.

Everything I see in the Twin Cities is enraging. I wish I was a Congressional Democrat so I could just ignore all of it.

Huge if true.

Guys, those little bits of time where we think perhaps It Happened are magical and must be properly cherished.

I don’t drink anymore but I should probably keep a dozen bottles of champagne ready for spraying purposes.

Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. Refresh.

Guys, quit spreading conspiracy theories. He probably just needs to swap out some children to rape.

Coming into Utah on a two-game losing streak should have led to the Wolves burying this team. But no.

I am calling on all authors to stop writing great books for a while so I can get caught up.

Refs shouldn’t be calling fouls that they just think might have happened. You clearly saw a foul or you didn’t.

I think it would break me if I found out the StudBudz were Republicans.

The talent differential in this game is quite noticeable!

Every day in America feels like a carjacker is driving us straight off a cliff and the person in the passenger seat who could grab the wheel is instead pressing on the accelerator.

If these worthless ghouls don’t step down right now, this country will not survive to see midterm elections.

It’s Penguin Awareness Day which seems like a great excuse to post the greatest ever Wikipedia edit.

Department of Jus— Nah, Department of what one lunatic tweets in the middle of night that he was watching on the boob tube.

Karl is out there hunting berries today.

It’s astonishing that all someone needed to do to break the Constitution, break the Congress, break SCOTUS, break the media, and break the country was to simply lie all of the time. Zero mechanisms to stop it, apparently.

BOOOOOOOOOO!

"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"

gimme a nobel peace prize or the dog gets it

"I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate...The Negro's great stumbling block in the stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Council-er or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate who is more devoted to 'order' than to justice"

People. Don’t. Need. Chuck. Fucking. Schumer. To. Tell. Them. Prices. Are. High. Resign, bitch.

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Sunday mornings are my least favorite on this app. Sunday shows invite liars on their airwaves and push back mildly on one lie; the rest go unchallenged. And then it all gets repeated here.

Beringer going 5/6 with 8 boards, 3 assists and two blocks while playing with a human praying mantis on the floor is pretty darn good.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but NBA refs will call a tech if you say mean words.

Marc Davis has gone out of his way to ruin a spectacular game.

Alan Horton has been fantastic on the call tonight. Elite.

I love this team. Win or lose tonight, they fight like hell.

Marc Davis tonight.

Seems like everybody is jawing at the refs tonight but ONLY Anthony Edwards gets techs for that.

Jaden never sweats. Jaden never looks tired.

Joan is raw, but he belongs.

Wemby is so unfair. There will be three guys around a ball and then Wemby’s long ass arm enters the frame and grabs it.

Maybe some guys are too emotional to be NBA referees.

My weighted blanket is named Jax.

That Wild game was a journey but they got there.

“Don’t harm the Nazi, that’s just giving him what he wants!” Cool, then we are both getting what we want. Everyone is happy.

Rudy out-flopped Sengun while he was in the act of flopping.

The refs have strangled this game into submission.