Gadamnit. I was so excited when I heard Andy Richter on the Subway commercial I was gonna go eat there

I'm at USBS for Morgan Wallen. While I was waiting on the PR guy to bring me to the press box, a group of security got a call about the discovery of "three rows of human waste" they just found. Unclear where exactly it is.

It’s good that we all have something to cheer for that involves a positive aspirational vision of humanity.

I've studied so many concentration camps through history that held vulnerable people in just this kind of crowded squalor. You demonize people, you demand more arrests, this is what you get. It already has its own budget and its own momentum, and is on track to go much further, unless we stop it.

Trump quote for the ages: “you don’t need a backup plan.”

The Twins announced fans who purchased tickets for home opener through the team are offered complimentary tickets to the Friday, April 17 game against Cincinnati. “While their pregame experience was disrupted, their energy and support never wavered,” owner Tom Pohlad said in a statement.

This week's concert spotlights: Two nights of Lady Gaga, two nights of Bro Wallen, two nights of Throwing Muses and not enough nights with Mini Kiss. Also a release party by Katy Vernon's new band Favourite Girl. www.startribune.com/morgan-walle...

SWEEP!

Casey Fien was the first Twins player I interviewed when I started at KTWN. He's been mentioned twice today on the Twins radio broadcast

Hi! I’m the inventor of bathroom stalls. The important thing for me is that everyone walking by a stall is able to make eye contact with the person sitting on the toilet inside. This is a critical design feature.

On my way to Target Field tonight I walked up 1st Ave along that side of First Avenue Danceteria. I saw the Billy Sverkerson star, then the Earl Root star, then the Conrad star, then Spider John. Damn. That was a long block

It sure is

Bailey Ober taking the mound to Immigrant Song hits different in 2026

What, exactly, is an "ICE shooting incident"? Just say an ICE agent shot someone. www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...

Fire all the generals and let Jesus take the wheel

Brutal.

Don't let the chaos and constant lies fool you. America's elections ARE secure. That's a fact. We need people of integrity to keep it that way. Serve as a poll worker and protect the vote: www.country1st.com/poll_workers

Before the death of radio we heard songs that existed before we were born

I can't believe a FIFA Peace Prize winner would do this

My neighbor's cat is very cozy at my house

Happy Bert Day

First look at the Moon and Earth together! 4 people on the left, 8.3 billion people on the right 🌎

there are only a handful of diner-style “tastee freez” restaurants left in the country and one of them is down the road in madison, va.

The President's Man

Hearing Jason Benetti call Sunday Night Baseball makes everything all right for me for just a little bit

Happy fuckin Easter, you crazy bastards.

It was March 23rd. Then March 27th. Then March 30th. Then he gave that weird address on April 1st. new deadline April 4th. Then April 6th at 7 AM. Then April 7th at 8 PM. And now another address tomorrow at 1 PM. The chaos is intentional.

No better example of how news media prioritizes narratives over functional information

"Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell" -- Jake Tapper reads Trump's Truth Social post on air

Bruce and the band opened the Springsteen & E Street Land of Hope & Dreams American Tour in Minneapolis with the Motown classic "War" and "Born in the U.S.A." — a one-two punch that was live streamed on Bruce's social media for the first time, appearing here with a new audio mix by Chiller Sound.

Ooof. And absolutely he’d do that.

I'm bummed that MLB TV doesn't have a free game of the day anymore

the defense secretary who was plucked off a couch at fox news is arguing about jesus with the fucking POPE in case you’re wondering how things are going

*deep sigh of relief*

Target Field has added a wire cam to the first base line

What the fuck

NEW: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has taken steps to block or delay promotions for more than a dozen Black and female senior officers across all four branches of the military, according to nine U.S. officials familiar with the process.

Minnesota will never forget Pam Bondi’s interference in the investigations into the killing of Renee Good and Alex Pretti at the hands of federal agents. That will always be a stain on her record.

I get Wolves game at home tonight! They're on Prime

Kody Clemens faceplanting on a slide is not ideal

That Kody Clemens slide was not graceful

Tom Morello’s solo on 41 Shots 🔥🔥🔥

Here's a gift link to my Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band concert review from Target Center last night:

In 1988 I watched Prince watch Bruce Springsteen

Going to go on a rant here for a second… This is the scariest point for me, which is the normalization of ICE activity and the desensitization to these abductions as they happen more sporadically and at lower profile. Last year was a mess, it created a spectacle, but now it’s just everyday.

I was not able to attend the Bruce Springsteen show last night, but holy cow that Purple Rain cover 💜 youtu.be/VdF_yNpc2Wk?...

In all its era-appropriate VHS glitchiness, here is the classic early band lineup of Soul Asylum on MTV Rocks! doing their song “April Fool” (actually a good live version, with Grant rocking a Babes in Toyland shirt)

Because it takes three of the best guitar players in the world to match what Prince did

"We'll get through this, we're the Americans" Bruce Springsteen