Trying to intimidate the folks at Wrecktangle pizza after they raised over $80k in ICE out mutual aid. Tells you something about the command and control behind these ICE/CPB scumbags: they're too online right wing meme lords that spend their waking moments terrorizing people.

ICE rammed into a car at 34th and Park And then began to question the immigration status of U.S. Citizen Latino’s they crashed into. They also deployed chemical irritants into the eyes of the press. Abolish ICE now.

Print this out and hang it in the Louvre.

"Let's pay billions of dollars so a bunch of jagoffs who peaked in junior high can dress up as soldiers and terrorize cities. What could go wrong?"

/sobbing internally

Walz steps down, opening the path for Louie Varland to return to Minnesota as the scripture has foretold.

"My father and mother, Mark and Melissa Hortman, and their dog Gilbert, were killed by a man who believed conspiracy theories and fake news. Words matter. Sharing fake news is dangerous," said Colin Hortman.. bringmethenews.com/minnesota-ne...

If there's a lazier adjective than "unbelievable," I can't think of it. My favorite use is when someone is called "an unbelievable actor." Kind of a contradiction, no?

I wish Tom Brady understood that nobody cares what he and his corrupt teammates used to call a play.

The Gink Who Stole Christmas

By end of day tomorrow, there will be anonymously sourced stories about Bari Weiss getting death threats. By Wednesday afternoon the media focus will have shifted focus away from CBS's decision to spike a story as a political favor to fascists and they'll be talking about "political violence".

FOX Sports is not sending its best and brightest to Vikings games.

Jonathan Vilma blamed that sack -- where the rusher was unblocked and on the QB in the blink of an eye -- on JJ McCarthy. Gotta push a storyline at all costs, I guess. But he is a moron.

uuhhh ... you dropped this 👑

You know those big urinal troughs they used to have at the Metrodome? They're gonna need to set a couple of them up next to Trump's grave just to handle all the traffic.

These are a few of the replies to the Sociopath in Chief’s horrendous Truth Social memorial post to Rob and Michele Reiner. He’s shedding followers every awful day for his deranged behavior. He can’t sustain this level of depravity much longer. We cannot let him.

This shit is straight out of a 1980s sci-fi movie about a dystopian future society in the year 2380.

Case closed

You all doubted JJ McCarthy.

Hey Rodney Harrison — Herman’s Hermits called. They want that jacket back.

Wow -- it took NBC twenty whole minutes before they showed Drew Fucking Pearson.

I see Sean Payton is still an idiot.

In case anyone wonders why some/many Minnesotans are so ill-informed about the rest of the world, check out the Strib's homepage. Not ONE word about the Sydney shootings. Nothing. I get that they want to own the local news scene. But Minnesotans want and need to be informed about the world too.

DFL. I’m begging you. Mngop is going to have message discipline on the fraud thing. They will win with this. No one listened to me on bidens weakness. Please listen about Walz’s. PLEASE run someone else. Too much at stake.

Don't most evangelical churches exist to make people feel better about their wealth and bigotry?

Just imagine this situation: The two largest media operations in Minnesota totally refuse to editorialize that it is wrong for unidentified, masked, armed, violent men to randomly abduct people off our streets, whisking them off to unknown locations. These media deserve all the shame we can muster

Remember when a 54-yard field goal used to be -- at best -- a 30/70 proposition? Maybe 40/60? Now it's a gimme.

Tired: Happy Honda Days Wired: Merry …

The far-too-wide college hashmarks strike again.

Honestly, more helpful than anything you'll hear from the talking heads before the game.

As @jamellebouie.net says, it’s not even that this stuff is repugnant or a lie: it’s *stupid*. You have to be dumb as shit to believe it at all.

Another shady call goes in the Packers' favor? No way!

Any game involving OKC demonstrates the absurdity of the NBA's challenge rule. They need to change it to two *unsuccessful* challenges, or even one unsuccessful challenge. But as long as you're correcting missed calls with all of your challenges, you should be able to continue to do so.

Trump/GOP is against anything it perceives as "soft", compassionate, "gay", "woke", and which in anyway keeps a CEO from turning an extra buck. That includes public safety, WIC/SNAP, arts funding, cancer research, environmental protection, passenger rail/transit infrastructure etc.

There's a lot of overlap between folks who talk a big game about being "manly" in order to be a protector of women in the abstract and folks who routinely speak about, and treat, actual women with disrespect, derision, and abuse.

The only War on Christianity in this country is being waged by Trump-idolizing Evangelicals and extremist Opus Dei Catholics.

I cannot begin to properly articulate how upsetting it is to have had people baselessly accuse trans people of being groomers and pedophiles only for it to come out that they were deliberately doing this as part of a project to provide cover to actual groomers and pedophiles in positions of power

"It's been quite the night here in the northland as the Northern Lights are A-ROAR-ing through the skies tonight heh-heh-heh ... News Team Nineteen is here with all the ... " /puts finger to earpiece ... "Uh ... I'm being told we've got video of a new development you'll only see here on ..."

Free advice to those producing/directing sports broadcasts: Maybe refrain from bumping to commercial with Kenny Rogers' "The Gambler" for a few weeks. Same for The Who's "You Better Bet."

It's pretty telling that when we watch sports on Fox, we have to sit through their divisive and outright racist ("Scammed" -- really?) ads for their "news" channels, but if an NBC sports broadcast ran an ad featuring Rachel Maddow or Chris Hayes, the right-wing freakout would be instantaneous.

Do not taunt Carnivorous Death Ball

Only in America would a corporation get away with trying to convince the public that having less of something they enjoy is “fun.” Either M&M Mars has been gaslighting us for decades or they’ve been subtly preparing us for the next three years.

@davidjroth.bsky.social I'm listening to your latest Distraction podcast with the Ravens-Dolphins game on mute. And when you say "trying to keep track of how many fucking gambling ads you see every commercial break" I looked up and a FanDuel ad was on my TV. We're doomed.

Steve Miller: Let’s see … what rhymes with Abracadabra … Band member: Reach out and grab ya? SM: Come on guys get serious … fine we’ll use it as a placeholder for now but remind me to circle back on that one youtu.be/tY8B0uQpwZs?...

Helicopters in 55406 ... WTF?

it should go without saying but Baylen is not a name

At this point, if I were Matthew McConaughey, I would try to avoid Woody Harrelson at all costs.

Who could’ve seen this coming? Other than, y’know … everyone.

This is the dumbest fucking timeline.