virginity isn't even real it's a made up concept invented by religious sex perverts

i’m always saying, i wish to see a virgin on-screen, and everyone always agrees with me. finally the mainstream media is catching on

At the risk of hyperbole these really may be the most horrible people to ever live.

I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?

so cool

Finally bluesky has its own version of this

guys I know every one of you wants to act out this specific tweet to the letter but one of the non-negotiable things about being a catholic is that the pope is the real pope

it's fairly unbecoming to see the owners of a website crash out publicly on said site; lowtax became a meme for a reason

It's being reported that USPS is seizing packages from Play Asia and marking them as "Counterfeit Postage" Recently, a couple new laws went into effect that allows USPS to trash any package believe to have counterfeit postage

You can't raid and arrest everyone in an entire apartment building, or even legitimately get a warrant to do that, any more than you could for a whole neighborhood. That would be a general warrant. This is the most specific core the-British-did-it-to-us thing the Fourth Amendment is written to ban.

Incredibly brave and selfless act. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

When you know a bailout is on the way

Once again: Hegseth is the exact type of guy The Art of War was written for, which means he will never read it

this carvana campaign is so funny. why would i buy a car along the same criteria as a guy a foot and change taller than me. or do you really expect me to believe shaq has sat in a fiat 500

every single person working for ice gets a single cigarette for the wall that is the moderate position

Prepping for the episode of @nogodspod.bsky.social that I'm sure is going to blow at least one mind on the pod

Xbox 360 Dollars Per Year

A bus of Bronx middle schoolers pulled up to the Capitol this morning for a long-planned field trip just a few hours after the government shut down. All Capitol tours were cancelled as the guides can’t work in shutdown. So I escorted them in myself and gave them a personal tour. They were great!

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

Greta Thunberg from aboard the Alma, one of the Global Sumud Flotilla boats (about 30 minutes ago, more or less) www.instagram.com/reel/DPRvnS0...

so E-Verify, the DHS system that confirms the legal status of employees is down because of the government shutdown So the economy has stopped right now

So being against racism and fascism and standing with one’s community for self-defense is now considered a crime? Shame on UNC. This is Dwayne Dixon. I know Dwayne and the students testifying to how great of a professor he is in the comments on Instagram are as shocked as I am.

Uh

Time for another general strike I guess

fewer than 1% of the human population will ever get to type a comeback as contextually devastating as this

The WORST thing about getting published by Devolver is that we had to get rid of this

The mystery of the ASRock murderboards continues: www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmoN...

My guess is this was coordinated across the entire executive branch, like a Hands Across the Hatch Act Violation event or something

jkr whenever she tries leaving the mold palace

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Sabrina Carpenter https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-sabrina-carpenter/

Did @fatapollo.bsky.social possess the president?

Poor pedocon drunkyboy looks so sad when he doesn't get applause He walks off like

I am assuming it will not be long until we get anonymous quotes from the military leaders in the room absolutely trashing that disgraceful waste of time and money.

If you are inclined to click on this, I’ve highlighted the only phrase you need to read.

An entire generation of dumbs are getting themselves worked up into a fascist frenzy over inaccurate nostalgia videos they know are complete false and it is terrifying hot profoundly strong these feelings are for them despite being very aware it's fake and bullshit.

We’ve got all the Wes Anderson you can handle with the beautiful new @criterion.bsky.social boxset of his complete films, as well as individual releases of THE FRENCH DISPATCH and ISLE OF DOGS!

The dick sucking factory is in crisis. The tariffs have made dicks twice as expensive to import. All the best dick suckers want a "living wage" nowadays and have quit to start cottage industry penis stimulation businesses. Congress promised a bailout but it went to the ass eating lobbies instead.

David Cross folks.

Back to back “free speech” headlines this afternoon.

Metal www.dexerto.com/mortal-komba...

Did a Liberal MP go rogue and ban the Irish band Kneecap from our country? Um, it sure sounds like it. On The Line Media’s @smohyeddin.bsky.social first exclusively reported this jaw-dropping story:

remember going to Walmart and the cashier would suck you off right at the register

just to be clear bad empanada is literally an Australian who whines about how 'the first world must pay' and that's why he's anti-union. If your guy is the freak shoveling Tim Tams in his mouth while sneering about collective bargaining being 'treat culture' you're too dumb to be trusted.

Somebody should tell this genius banker the CP has a universal mandate which prevents it from competing with private carriers that capitalize on profitable routes, leaving CP to deal with the rest. globalnews.ca/news/1145404...