Okay, it's time for a Moist Owlette™ timeline cleanse. Today's moist owlette is "Owlfredo" at the Stone Zoo in Stoneham, Massachusetts. She's an Eastern screech owl (Megascops asio) & Animal Ambassador with a big personality. (📷: @zoonewengland.bsky.social via IG)

It’s just a joke dude

New email signature just dropped:

When they release DSM-VI there needs to be diagnostics for “Listening to ‘Peripheral Visions’ by Turnover on repeat.” as a clear symptom of mental ill health.

Listen to @bloodwork.show

Broke: Dom or Sub Bespoke: Dastardly or Damsel

England hitting 30*C temps in the early stages of summer is extremely normal. I am in no way dreading what it bodes for mid-July 🥵

The weather in London is honestly so hot I think i could literally put an egg on the paving slabs

In the beginning, the BlueSky is a Bubble takes were spaced by 24 weeks. Then 12, then 6, then every 2 weeks. The last one in Sydney was a week. In 4 days, we could be seeing a Bubble take every 8 hours, until they are coming every 4 minutes. Marshal, we should witness a double event within 7 days.

Right now Bluesky has the juice. Artists hang here, STEM journalists hang here, sex workers hang here, the queer, the loudly dumb, the terminal posters hang here. And all of them close ranks to bully nazis and AI boosters. This place is alright.

one interesting thing so far about loudly hating AI is the way AI lovers are like "wow so you're just totally closed off to hearing another perspective??" as if their perspective hasn't been relentlessly pushed down our throats with no space to push back (particularly in professional settings)

Swanboy’s current arc is revolutionising comics and the furry canon. This piss world doesn’t have the dialectics to grapple with Hooters Panda.

Religious fundamentalists seeing Trump’s latest blasphemy as a sign that he is the antichrist is very funny. Only thing that can make it funnier is if we can convince them that red MAGA caps are the sign of the beast worn on the forehead and thus they’ve already rebuked God and Christ.

probably when we found out goblins were posting among us the whole time, we just never noticed

Blowing things up, kidnapping and killing foreign leaders, is good because it's Doing. Considering the consequences of Doing would be Thinking, which is weak and woke

Grew up watching a Trans woman win Big Brother, hearing music with lyrics that celebrated Trans people, seeing folk flourish as themselves. Now we’re going backwards I will ALWAYS stand against the politicisation and degradation of human rights. Solidarity to our Trans family 🏳️‍⚧️ 💪🏻

Waking up to unexpectedly good news of the Greens by-election victory. Terf island is not an the only option, no matter how much those in power and the press try to convince you otherwise.

A man with Coprolaliac Tourette’s Syndrome (award-nominated for a film about his disorder) yelling the N-word at Black actors on stage, is an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object. A trolley problem for a new era. It’s a Woke 2.0 cosmic test of some kind. Too on the nose to engage with.

a little story 46 mins www.noncanon.com/comics/2026-...

big bill shakes is goated. sorry but i will never entertain the argument that he’s overrated. to write something like this and have it ring with such tremendous clarity four centuries later would be incredible if he pulled it off once but he did it dozens of times

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.

a quick comic about jesus

The last few days did not move the main story forward AT ALL. It's just a guy eating little treats and doing nothing. And so many plot holes. He says, "no more little treats," and then he's eating another little treat in literally the next scene.

*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great *in reindeer chat* BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess DonnerTime: buncha dolphies? VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh

Finally cut the cord with spotify. The old wisdom of da share zone “If shit sucks hit da bricks” rings true. Twitter, Netflix, Spotify - any enshittified service benefits from me as a user being too lazy to fuck off. Feels good to walk away, eat shit Spotify you comically evil AI slop mill

MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes

Another day, another fantastic tiktok restaurant advertisement

imagining a french person saying "j.g. wentworth." Ahhhhh..... thats the stuff....

555-COME-ON-NOW youtu.be/fMfEfANEfNA?...

things bullets say

Let it be known @rogueprintco.bsky.social is an absolute diamond and NOT banned from local libraries for lewd behaviour no matter what rumours you may have heard. Thank you so much for this, the original was very precious to me and I’m so glad to have a replacement (the badges are a sweet bonus!)

I’ve just experienced a tragedy during my coffee break 😭 Farewell my faithful caffeine carrying companion, I’ll hold onto hope that one day you’ll be reincarnated when @rogueprintco.bsky.social & @beckycloonan.bsky.social do another merch drop!

my scientists say to me, mr president, we got the best medbeds in the world. i saw on tv they recreated a woman from just her hand. beautiful woman by the way, it’s amazing what science can do. then the channel switched to a loud talk show host on a cruise. i didn’t care for him

He absolutely LOVES the #WorldBollardAssociation

the first conspiracy.

Is Laura Stevenson here? Can i holler at her that every piece of art she has put into the world - be it Sit Resist, Wheel, Big Freeze, ALL OF IT - is beautiful and ultimately making earth a better place? Agggggggghh!

a while back I wasn’t feeling well and Tom came out of a meeting to find me dead asleep in front of the Heat shootout at full volume. any movie is a comfort movie if you’ve seen it enough times

Disco!

For the interest of @ironspike.bsky.social. It seems the mastermind behind the Glasgow Wonka Wonderland has some prior with AI content and shady operations. How did the viral Willy Wonka experience go so wrong? www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scot...

Done been drawing

Managed to break out of a creative funk and draw something I like the look of today