I’ve been in front of the computer too long. Time to take a break and look at my phone.

Breaking: Nobel Prize Total Landscaping awards President Donald Trump the Nobel Peace Prize.

I'm up for having a go at being French PM for a few weeks.

This reminds me of the first time I heard the song Ashes of American Flags by Wilco. It was like a song I had been hearing in dreams for years had jumped over to the real world

Me: *makes a single small purchase from a brand* Brand: We are now betrothed

Here we go...

I can't believe the only way to get out of my job that I hate is to get another job that I hate

Yet another person has died "surrounded by his family' and people still ask me why I don't visit mine.

Anas al-Sharif and his fallen colleagues are heroes. Israel clearly and deliberately kills journalists—over two hundred in less than two years, more than died in WWII and the wars in Viet Nam, Iraq, and Afghanistan combined.

Israel has killed 240+ journalists. People who'd cover a strike that killed their kids and go on to cover the next strike, in the pursuit of convincing the world to act, of the hope of tomorrow being different. How many more murders will it take for the mainstream media's cowardly fever to break?

How did we get an entire corporate and political world full of scumbags and bastards, all we did was incentivize that behavior at every turn

easy

We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).

I needed to read this today. Thought someone else might need it too.

There is already a nuclear-armed country in the Middle East that does not allow international inspectors despite having nukes for decades - and it’s not Iran. Israel is also one of a handful of countries to have never signed the Treaty on the Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons.

There will be many consequences of Trump’s bombing of Iran. Gravest amongst them is that the war crime of the 21st century - currently unfolding in Gaza - will continue to be erased from the airwaves. Historically shameful.

It can always, always get worse.

Israel can take out an Iranian commander 1000km away with a drone missile through a single bedroom wall, without any other damage. But to target a Hamas leader a few kilometres away, they need to raze whole neighborhoods to the ground. Is it obvious yet?

it’s not fair to judge me by my words alone. or actually my actions either. please judge me based only on my idea of myself that I hold in my own head

change a letter, ruin a band dEUR

Watermelon Headache

Imagine being on his side and thinking you’re the good guys.

The media in the Oval Office today couldn’t even find time to ask Netanyahu about their own colleagues. A new report concludes the war in Gaza has killed more journalists than the US Civil War, World Wars I & II, Korean War, Vietnam War, war in Yugoslavia and post-9/11 war in Afghanistan COMBINED.

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

My brain is a machine that turns ideas into forgotten ideas

Friendly reminder more Republican congressmen have been convicted of sex crimes in bathrooms than trans people

White House says no one will be fired over the Signal scandal because no one involved was trying to cure cancer.

And, now.. BREAKING: No Other Land's Oscar-winning co-director Hamdan Ballal attacked and wounded by settlers in South Mt Hebron ….and then arrested/abducted by soldiers from within the ambulance taking him to hospital. His condition and whereabouts are currently unknown. #NoOtherLand

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons because fuck the metric system.

Post a warning

Roses are red Violets are blue

yeah i just recalled every cybertruck i recalled that they all look like shit

Fun fact: these were also Prigozhin's last words.

I wrote this two months: why I cannot mourn Gaza. Because we all knew Israel was note done with the genocide. www.hauntologies.net/p/this-moment

Corrupt, corrupt

Netanyahu has not allowed any food, water, or fuel into Gaza in two weeks. Now he has resumed bombing, killing hundreds of people and breaking the ceasefire that had given Gaza a chance to live again. NO MORE MILITARY AID TO ISRAEL.

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Brendan Loper. #NewYorkerCartoons

Say his name: Mahmoud Sleem. He was among 8 people killed today in an Israeli ceasefire violation, and was the 205th journalist killed in Gaza

imagine having the kind of energy it takes to do things

Post a photo you took with no context to bring some zen to the timeline.

Welcome to this discussion on DIY Cloning. Make yourself at home.

We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).

If you see this, post something green

What I like most about BlueSky is how on twitter I always felt like I was an outsider looking in and I do here too, so it really feels just like home.

shameful