Anyway, good luck beating the brand so famously good at PR they bounced back from their products literally being poisoned by a serial killer.

Yeah what student of American history could imagine the world’s richest automotive mogul being a literal Nazi when has that ever happened before

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

everything is dumb and loud and needs to kick rocks

I know we've worked hard to move history ed away from names and dates but I think we might need to swing back to chronology a bit because "who was president on january 8 2021?" and "which came first, the clinical description of autism or tylenol?" shouldn't be this hard, especially for reporters.

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omg this little bitch

Make sure you leave out some cookies for Jesus tonight or you won't get raptured

If I were making up shit that's not in the Bible, I'd probably go with a combined reverse Rapture/Harrowing of Hell, where Satan drags down all of the evildoers into the Pit, turning Earth itself into a paradise. Ooh, I'd call it the Reapture.

timeline cleanse

Only 1 person in the whole study went from identifying as trans to not identifying as trans. The 1/5 number came from youth going between the binary and non-binary spectrum. This headline and post are misleading on purpose to fit the economist's editorial bent on the political issue.

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this is just gonna be every night, huh

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

No lies detected.

Imma assume it’s a grand one.

actually that checks out

Somehow makes them even more infuriating. 🤣

noticing more "oh so you hate waffles?" style randomly aggro replies these days. winter is coming

Umps are cops.

telling my boss I’m going to fuck up roughly 30% of the time and it’s math’s fault

You guys, so many Romance girlies are reading "On Tyranny" that they've broken the Goodreads recommendations algorithm. 10/10; no notes. #romancelandia

I am shock.

Me holding a glass of warm apple cider and a slice of pumpkin pie: “FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS”

It can always get stupider.

There's no normal to be had now, we haven't had a normal in the past decade, there's no normal to be had in the future. I don't know what "normal" is even supposed to be any more. All we have is fascism and the possibility of countering it aggressively.

same, Fallen Halloween Decoration, same

Why is this horrible for Universities? Just about everyone who isn't a citizen or green card holder already who's hired for a tenure track faculty position is hired through an H1B and then, after 3-5 years, applies for a green card. This is literally "No more foreign professors can be hired"

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

Andor would want you to cancel your Disney+ subscription. It's the least you can do for the Rebellion.

one of the common threads you will frequently find among devoted adult readers & writers is that as kids the librarian let them get away with reading whatever the fuck they wanted. so much of the scifi and fantasy I fell in love with as a kid was very much Not For Kids, but it made my brain light up

her name couldn’t really be WILL OBEY

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

Fully expecting an announcement from this regime next week that they're looking into to melting the Statue of Liberty down to sell the copper

In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.

Despite no significant difference between the combined and separate vaccines according to their own data. That part is important to understand.

you'd be hard-pressed to make a more compelling argument for the way things are now than that we're all trapped in the fitful dream of someone dying in front of a tv. everything that happens involves someone from tv

They are literally canceling culture

a good arbiter of how close we are to bad hybrid regime shit is if the political comedy shows start getting pulled for whatever reason

you may need a tank to think but i guess im built different

there's no contradiction between "hating trans people" and "wanting to fuck trans people". have you guys heard what men think of women

they created an entire Avengers of people who would get ripped to shreds by the Workwear dude

it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."

Who you gonna listen to: the Black Jewish queer woman descended from Jewish communists who J Edgar Hoover specifically targeted during the 50s or random white man on Bluesky telling everyone it's fine to put your name on a list for a rally because the first amendment will protect you. Lol

I would say that the UN report on genocide in the occupied Palestinian territories is important and groundbreaking but anyone who isn't convinced of the facts already seems to me to be incapable of being convinced at any later date

Favorite non-cinema Robert Redford moment is when half of Twitter learned that this was Redford

im getting really tired of everything being bad bc like 12 ppl can't fill the hole in their hearts despite being billionaires

Yeah the second you’re like “I’m going to make the choice to go work for Hitler” everything bad that happens to you afterwards is on you.

trying to talk about Harpers Ferry without talking about slavery is jokes like, slavery is the only reason why you know about Harpers Ferry. wouldn't be no Harpers Ferry National History Park _without_ that part of the nation's history, you revisionist shits

The Blue Jays magic number is