Tkachuk is not smart enough to come up with “maple syrup eating fucks”.

PLEASE PUT IT IN THE NEWSPAPER I GOT MAD. archive.ph/2026.02.27-0...

Somebody a couple of years ago said COVID is the climate change of the body, complete with denialism and acceleration of existing issues and I have not stopped thinking about it. (And both are of course connected). I cannot find the tweet for the life of me.

I'll do it. I will fire tens of thousands of ICE agents. I will fly around the country like George Clooney and Anna Kendrick in that movie, just firing people all day. Except instead of it crushing my soul each ICE agent firing will bring me joy.

Is this stopped clock meant to illustrate the number of times per day the human fedora is right? Discuss.

Because of the National driver register, since their licenses are suspended, trans folks cannot move to another state and get a new license until they remove the suspension on their existing Kansas license. They can't even escape this by moving to another state.

Of course isn’t just driving. It’s voting. Working. Travelling. Picking up a package. Applying for credit. Applying for a job. Renting a room. Filling prescriptions. Visiting loved ones in the hospital. Not expired either, but legally invalid.

It was never about women’s sports.

there’s so many “what if’s” in his story, but the one that is so horrific and so common is that none of this would have happened if someone hadn’t called the cops on him for being lost

Dude deserves every single person in his replies quoting his MLK tattoo to him.

we all know how i feel about the nhl (hate it in every way, etc) but don't let me ruin it for you when its own players are happy to do it themselves

Tapping the sign

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This is very good reporting that sheds light on just how small the extremely pro-Trump online right really is. The online right is totally astroturfed. The White House's own staffers are running meme accounts to make them look more popular than they are. www.wired.com/story/a-whit...

Setting aside them guys who knock each other's teeth out for vainglory can we just take a moment to really appreciate that what Ali did in staring jingoism down & rejecting it, taking years in prison rather than engage in imperialism or injustice, is one of the coolest things anyone has ever done?

Professional sport is full of Tkachuks, not Alis.

Oh my god get a fish tank dude

Remember when this motherfucker filmed the dyke march to intimidate us? Because I sure do.

We’ve known this since 2020. “Covid was indeed behaving like a virus capable of reaching the brain. He’d seen the pattern before, with HIV, Ebola and SARS-CoV-1—infections that first appeared to target one organ system before revealing quieter, more lasting damage in the brain and elsewhere.”

The A Stands for ALL.

As a Leafs fan I’m just glad that everyone is on board with us bullying our own players for once

You're telling me that word association tools trained on internet comments don't know how to deescalate? www.newscientist.com/article/2516...

I think next time a boomer says things aren’t that bad or that younger gens just need to work harder to get the life they had my response is gonna be: I have to fight a revolution and you get to retire

Given that hockey players are, generally speaking, dumb, I think these guys are going to fly back to their home cities and learn that overnight they've lost three local endorsement deals and kids are flipping them off in the streets and genuinely think: "wow, all because we won a hockey game"

"Trauma makes you stronger" Well, I don't want to be strong, I want to drink an iced coffee & buy things online

For no reason whatsoever I'm reminded of that time last November when some friends and I were out for lunch and one of them wondered aloud what it was like in Germany right before the outright state-sponsored killings started and we looked around the restaurant and we all agreed, "Like this."

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I’ve come to realize people think slurs are just words that hurt our feelings. No. Slurs, particularly the N-word, F-word, antisemitic terms etc. aren’t taboo because of that. It’s because historically when these terms are said they precede or pair with pitchforks, torches, lynchings & gas chambers.

The NHL is proud to announce that next season's Winter Classic outdoor game will feature the Toronto Maple Leafs facing off against the DHS All Stars at the newly-built ICE Detention Center Warehouse in Social Circle, Georgia.

If you think "Elbows Up" requires us to Know Thy Enemy, you can relax, babe. We already know them. Most of us could pass a fucking American citizenship exam, ffs.

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instantly assumed this was a kaiju situation

Gee I wonder why.

The cops control municipal government and have essentially done so since the 70s. Once you understand this, everything else gets clearer.

being at the age where everyone you know is having children

“astrology for men” was too generous

Can’t imagine what could have happened since Charley Crockett played Toronto in the fall…oh. wait.

A California agency received 20k AI-generated comments opposing heat pump rules. Staff called a sample to verify—several said they never sent comments. Raises serious questions about the opposition campaign that helped kill the clean air standards, that would've prevented 1000s of premature deaths.

but also, it's not that good at summarizing

It never ceases to confound me just how many folks think the point of essays is to provide teachers with essays. That teachers just like, collect them, or need them for sustenance or something. Rather than the point of them being the *actual fucking act of learning how to think about shit*

No further “why do straight women love Heated Rivalry” thinkpieces need be thunk.

every time the X vs. Bluesky discourse comes up the conversation eventually gets here and i'm amazed that it finds a way to continue afterwards

Worst “Before and After” clue ever

Thy literally put it in the Louvre www.reuters.com/video/watch/...

back to bed

Once again we find that bad and evil triumph in this world

Y U NO SCORE

This has been fucking me up all week. Like. I have plenty of reasons right now to be a bit down in the dumps but I can't stop thinking about how the beauty norms of my entire teen and adult life were created by literal pedophiles