@triviateamnames.bsky.social BREAKING NEWS: Trump Pardons Vecna

See you later, alligator

North Korea but with naps

This one's for Claude

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Don Yawn

If he was late to his shift at the Rite Aid the next morning as well then this racoon is literally me on a snowy night in 1997

Dozy Don

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Donward Spiral

Bless me Hester, for i have Prynned

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Strange Things Stranger Things Strangest Things

The future is a boot stomping on a human face, forever, Charlie Brown

Dollarhyde: Lucy holding the football, do you see? Lucy removing the football, do you see? Charlie falling on his ass, do you see? Lounds: Please, no.

We have such sights to show you, Charlie Brown

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, Charlie Brown

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown

"You'll go blind doing that, Charlie Brown." - Lucy

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, Charlie Brown.

You Are Witnessing A Great Becoming, Charlie Brown

I'll look down and whisper no, Charlie Brown

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure, Charlie Brown

We all float down here, Charlie Brown

@triviateamnames.bsky.social MamDonny

Well you’ve got your boomers, your zoomers, your doomers, your Loomers and your Schumers. who am i missing

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Hymen & Garfunkel

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THROTUS

Big Beautiful Bill

BJT

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Donica Lewinsky

Me, wisely: "But *his* emails"

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Don't Bread on Me If the Sandwich Doesn't Split, You Must Aquit

The arc of history is a foot-long, but it bends towards justice.

@triviateamnames.bsky.social DC Man Beats the Wrap Justice Department Eats It It Was A 'Wich Trial Sub Dominates DOJ

I hope someone is writing "12 Hangry Men" about the sandwich guy jury

Point Blank Sandwich

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Dick in a Box

Woke up today to the news

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Seoul Sucker

@triviateamnames.bsky.social The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince

@triviateamnames.bsky.social The Prince Formerly Known As Andrew

Night of Long Icicles

Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Extreme Home Makeover: Dictator's Edition

I really don’t like Russian dolls. They are so full of themselves!😜

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Grab 'Em By the Ballroom

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Ho Ho Ho, Santos is comin' to town

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