Today's depressing top stories: Slaughter is an earthquake, earthquake is a slaughter

Knicks fan nicks Knicks can, gets canned

Trashy Knicks fan nicks Knicks can; gets canned, fined; Knicks can fine

@triviateamnames.bsky.social The AlgaeBT community 🍃🏳️‍🌈

Parks and Reich

Mamdandate.

Saw someone yesterday calling the soldiers guarding it "Sealant Team Six" which I liked a lot too.

I saw this referred to as the Strait of Warm Ooze. Very good.

it was literature pub quiz night and our team name "flowers for algae gone" didn't get a single laugh, this isn't the country i grew up in

antifa with a knife in the reflecting pool

don't be sad it's starmover be glad it starmappened

it's Starmover

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Greenwatergate

The Hawaiian Manchurian candidate

Sing it with me!

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Make Algae Green Again

Memorandum of Misunderstanding amirite

I for one welcome our new Iranian overlords

An MOU? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country?

Peace deal? At this time of year? At this time of day? Localized entirely within your UFC cage match?

@triviateamnames.bsky.social My Big Fat Violent 80th Birthday Party

Wake me up when he doesn't

John F. Kennedy Memorial Center For the Performing Tarps

Operation epic surrender

guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.

THIS IS MY KNICKS SONG WHO NEEDS GAME SIX SONG

The city that never sleeps welcomes the president who can't stay awake (h/t @jonfavs.bsky.social )

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Boo York, Boo York

What rhymes with "Knicks in five"?

my mayor muslim my bagel jewish he won't always be alive knicks in five

my mayor muslim my bagel jewish pope leo hive knicks in five

Trump made the Knicks lose.

PRATT FALL

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Don Snoreleone

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Keyser Snooze

They’re down to 30 minutes.

$17.76 a gallon

Closing the Strait for Pride Month

Baby you can open my strait anytime

Idiocracy was a documentary

Veni, Vidi, Milli Vanilli.

Crash Burn Sink

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Greatest President of Alz's Heim #snl

Shark Crank

More like bring me the Verizon

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Rudy Guiliani in Criminal Condition

Spiritual Death