@triviateamnames.bsky.social Teddy Bruisevelt

'spontaneous lilliputian hallucinations' was not on my bingo cars thing to read about today

See You Late-o, NATO

This shit is real. Ididn'tbelieve at first, but it's real. 25 for 47, please.

Nobel Please Prize

Stoppo the Gestapo

the dilbert guy dilbert died. he’s deadbert now. he's deadbert & you're laughing.

hey look everyone it’s yosemite klan

@triviateamnames.bsky.social National Lampoon's Venezuelan Vacation

Hard to believe a FIFA Peace Prize laureate would do this.

Well Sheeeeit

brigitte bardot is brigitte bardead

Little Narco

These go to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. Inconceivable. 💙 R.I.P. Rob Reiner

The Soulless Train

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Wyatt Derp Ike Klanton Doc Golfing-Holiday Putsch Cassidy Shit Carson Bully the Kid Jesse-my-micropenis James Calamity Stain

@triviateamnames.bsky.social BREAKING NEWS: Trump Pardons Vecna

See you later, alligator

North Korea but with naps

This one's for Claude

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Don Yawn

If he was late to his shift at the Rite Aid the next morning as well then this racoon is literally me on a snowy night in 1997

Dozy Don

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Donward Spiral

Bless me Hester, for i have Prynned

i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...

Strange Things Stranger Things Strangest Things

The future is a boot stomping on a human face, forever, Charlie Brown

Dollarhyde: Lucy holding the football, do you see? Lucy removing the football, do you see? Charlie falling on his ass, do you see? Lounds: Please, no.

We have such sights to show you, Charlie Brown

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, Charlie Brown

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown

"You'll go blind doing that, Charlie Brown." - Lucy

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, Charlie Brown.

You Are Witnessing A Great Becoming, Charlie Brown

I'll look down and whisper no, Charlie Brown

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure, Charlie Brown

We all float down here, Charlie Brown

@triviateamnames.bsky.social MamDonny

Well you’ve got your boomers, your zoomers, your doomers, your Loomers and your Schumers. who am i missing

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Hymen & Garfunkel

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Cloudflare Reliability Engineers

THROTUS

Big Beautiful Bill

BJT

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Donica Lewinsky

Me, wisely: "But *his* emails"