@triviateamnames.bsky.social Rudy Guiliani in Criminal Condition

Spiritual Death

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Spirit Halloween Airlines

@triviateamnames.bsky.social The Bourne Stupidity

Shaquille O'Seal

@triviateamnames.bsky.social I Need More Ballroom in My Pants

Lee Hardly Oswald

Everybody Get Down He's Got A Gun Leavitt

Kash Patel heard shots

Someone yelled “Shots!” and Patel and Hegseth yelled back, “Whiskey or tequila?”

Kash Patel, Pete Hegseth, and Jeanine Pirro walk into a bar. That's it, that's the skeet

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Federal Bureau of Intoxication

Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

J. Edgar Boozer

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Doctor Do-as-Little-as-Possible

Doctor Jesus, M.D.

Crime Pope

Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime

Victor Or-Gone

An Offer You Can't Hormuz h/t @jonlovett.bsky.social

trump out here talking about Iran not having the cards when they are the ones holding a strait.

Swalwell's? That Ends, Well

TACOgeddon

How are our emotional support astronauts doing today? I haven’t checked on them.

Merrick Garland Mushroom Cloud

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Iran-dezvous

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Kanye's Sold-Out Seder

MAGAgeddon

This tweet just received a full-blown guffaw from my dad

Pam bondi is stepping dow

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Crashing Tiger, Hidden Drink-o

Straight for Pay

Two Cups, One Dead Dog

Crashing Tiger, Hidden Bourbon

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Timothee Shall Ballet

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Making Our Own Gas

Yeah I’m excited about Dune 3. Dune 3 chicks at the same time

MrBeast competition to see who can make it through the Strait of Hormuz

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Operation Epic Furry

Nepo ayatollah.

we have saved daylight but at what cost

Give me my hour back you goddamn animals

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Welcome to Season 1 of "The Ayatollah Apprentice"