We have a failed game show host for president, a failed talk show host for Director of Medicare, a failed Fox News talking head for Sec of Defense, so why not a failed infomercial star for Congress. Fuck it. I give up

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, Charlie Brown

@triviateamnames.bsky.social MamDonny

Never made it as a wise man Couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing Tired of livin' like a blind man I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling

Playing Christmas music before Thanksgiving is a violation of the Geneva Conventions

So much orange stupid in this picture #Caturday

Old Man Falls for Romance Scam

I always get Harper Lee, Bruce Lee and Geddy Lee confused

Can someone please invite Nancy Mace's dog to their party 🥳

When is Hurricane Epstein expected to make landfall?

What doesn't kill you makes you funnier

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Hymen & Garfunkel

In honor of Transgender Awareness Week. Poem by Cheryl Dumesnil.

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Cloudflare Reliability Engineers

Bill Clinton should immediately resign as President of the United States

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Donica Lewinsky

@jazzpomegranate.com Am I in trouble

Why are Glen Powell's eyes so tiny

I was surprised, as always, by how easy the act of leaving was, and how good it felt. The world was suddenly rich with possibility. —Jack Kerouac

Can I be shallow for a minute? Abigail Spanberger has fantastic hair.

My 7yo calls them "the stupid squad" #Caturday

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Don't Bread on Me If the Sandwich Doesn't Split, You Must Aquit

Only 24 hours after Mamdani was elected, and NYC kids are already using Arabic numerals

@triviateamnames.bsky.social DC Man Beats the Wrap Justice Department Eats It It Was A 'Wich Trial Sub Dominates DOJ

Without checking this morning's headlines or other social media feeds, I predict that the President of the United States is posting multiple unhinged and undignified rants that personally insult half the people in this country, with lots of misspelled words and incoherent sentence structures

I could smell the onions and the mustard

Why are Gatsby parties only ever thrown by people who have never read The Great Gatsby?

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Dick in a Box

What Bush/Cheney got away with seems so quaint these days.

A third plane has struck Dick Cheney

"Trump is what a homeless person's idea of a rich person is." ~ John Mulaney

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Seoul Sucker

Breaking news: Trump appoints Kim Kardashian head of NASA

@triviateamnames.bsky.social The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince

@triviateamnames.bsky.social The Prince Formerly Known As Andrew

Greetings from war-ravaged Memphis! I literally saw 3 National Guardsmen on Beale Street, looking bored AF, ducking into a café 🤣

"The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any state on account of sex."

Seen at Martin's BBQ in Nashville. "If not us, then who? If not now, then when?" ~ John Lewis

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Extreme Home Makeover: Dictator's Edition

There were none at San Francisco Airport today, either! 💙

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Ho Ho Ho, Santos is comin' to town

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Grab 'Em By the Ballroom

Imagine being the guy operating that bulldozer

George Soros will never financially recover from yesterday

For God’s sake let us sit upon the ground And tell sad stories of the death of kings

I do not like that man Ted Cruz I do not like his far right views I do not like his stupid chin I do not like his smarmy grin I do not like his lying whine I do not like his jelly spine I do not like him, not one bit A craven, phony hypocrite

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Pillsbury Proud Boys

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Petty Roosevelt

I have a joke about trickle down economics...but 99% of you wouldn't get it.