@triviateamnames.bsky.social Greenwatergate

All the countries playing in the World Cup have universal healthcare. Except the United States 🇺🇸

Does this mean Commissioner Gordon needs a blow job?

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Make Algae Green Again

@triviateamnames.bsky.social My Big Fat Violent 80th Birthday Party

OMG Joe Rogan looks like Tony Danza fucked Harvey Weinstein

In honor of Pride Month, use the napkins from a Chick-fil-A to clog the toilets at Hobby Lobby

Celebrating one's 80th birthday with a UFC cage match on your front lawn is a totally normal thing, you guys

So my rum and raisin cake is gluten-free. It’s also raisin-free. And cake free. OK, it’s just rum.

Gwyneth Paltrow really hid under the radar for being one of the most evil right wing celebrities

Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day comes, accept this golden Trump phone and worthless DJT stock as a gift on my daughter's wedding day

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Boo York, Boo York

first sitting president to lose an NBA Finals game

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Keyser Snooze

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Don Snoreleone

happy pride month, faggots

Knock, knock Who's there? Chain letter. Chain letter who? Repeat this joke to ten people or your mom dies

I was at Trader Joe’s this morning and the cashier told me that he pulled out of the Freedom 250 Concert

BREAKING: Big Fun has dropped out of the Freedom 250 lineup

More people are pulling out of the Freedom 250 concert than at a Catholic orgy

Like you can’t even be mad at Flo Rida it’s like getting angry at a commercial for laundry detergent

Editing the C+C Music Factory wiki page to say that Freedom Williams was formerly known as French Williams.

Today's a good day to remind MAGAts that their king is a 5-time draft dodger. 🇺🇸 Happy Memorial Day 🇺🇸

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

How long until Republicans try to reintroduce smoking in restaurants?

@triviateamnames.bsky.social COVID 2: Ebola Bugaloo

BREAKING: Mark Fuhrman To Meet With O.J.

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Greatest President of Alz's Heim #snl

Good news: America's over

Corgis are just sausage foxes

You really can order anything on Amazon nowadays #Caturday

Imagine a world where people have to take a quiz on the actual content of an article before commenting

Trump is aging like a countertop banana 🍌

A vegan, a crossfitter, and a guy who just ran a marathon walk into a bar. It's the same guy. Only one guy walked into the bar. Oh god why won't he shut up

A girl born today will have fewer reproductive rights and voting rights than her grandmother. Read those words out loud. #mothersday

All I want for Mother's Day is paid family leave, universal childcare, and universal healthcare 🌼 🌸 🌻 🌹

Dog owners: oh I prepped for months to adopt! Cat owners: I found him in the trash

The wildest thing about gas prices going from $2.84 to $4.47 in just two months is that Donald Trump is a child rapist

HOW is Rudy still alive?? He's 81 and he only eats black shoe dye and 9/11 ashes

Rudy Giuliani has been eaten by manatees after getting caught in the propeller of a yacht off the coast of St Petersburg FL

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Rudy Guiliani in Criminal Condition

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Spirit Halloween Airlines

@triviateamnames.bsky.social The Bourne Stupidity