not for fashion it ain’t

Celtics come out on the correct side of the A.I. issue (they’re opposed)

have I been listening to too many Young MC deep cuts or is it perfectly normal that every time the announcers* of the Celtics-76ers game have said the latter team’s city I’ve run this lyric in my head

The 2026 Boston Red Sox: We’re the Mets Without the Charm.™

do *not* find someone who dislikes you as much as NBA referees dislike Jaylen Brown

This is such a great encapsulation of the horror of the Tonight Show. www.currentaffairs.org/news/the-ban...

The reviews are in!

woo anecdotal statistics

huh no sale, guess I ‘ll have to keep it

thirty-one-year-delayed bleak ending

decided to clean off our filthy junk-drawer scissors and for a tense few seconds there I was like “a thousand pardons your highness”

“Everybody’s using AI for everything nowadays, and if you don’t, you’re a misfit outsider who should be stoned to death in the town square, and then resurrected virtually from your data so you can be stoned to death in the virtual town square, for infinity.” www.nytimes.com/2026/04/15/o...

A movie couple that would definitely have a podcast

might be insecure enough to get that "XENNIAL" forehead tattoo

A BARELY EDITED TRANSCRIPTION: "The fake news said that picture of me was supposed to look like Jesus. It was actually supposed to look like a doctor. I'm basically a doctor. As an example of that, this lady's husband will be dead soon."

current phase of life: I like looking out the window at the new hose reel

new york times deep dive on the pope’s clearance rate of homicide cases

read the whole thread (more topical/important), but jumping in to remind ppl that HOMICIDE: LIFE ON THE STREET is available on Peacock and is great. here are Bayliss and Pembleton.

causing a multiple vehicle accident by responding to waze prompting you to ensure its database is current on the prices on the gas station you are driving past

We’ve come so far as a culture. Schwarzenegger movies of the 80s and 90s: HE’S AMERICAN, AND YOU WILL IGNORE THE SEVERE, NEVER-HEARD-BEFORE-OR-SINCE, ACCENT. Statham movies of today: Let’s make it clear *in the trailer* that this American hero is British-born. Don’t want any confusion.

To all who celebrate

a cult so hamfistedly evil that it forces me to support my own former cult, the Catholic Church

(turns chair around backwards to sit down in it cool-style as I address my history class) y'know, that screed from the Republican party's psychotic moron god-king wasn't the first time a half-month span had been discussed publicly with grammatical errors

eww his post walking back his threat of global annihilation contains the word "consummated." which, yeah, *can* be used to mean "finished," but... he's just so fucking disgusting.

bargain-basement, dumber-than-dirt, reality-show brain. Said it before, saying it again: Mark Burnett, creator of 'The Apprentice' (& current "United States Special Envoy to the United Kingdom," whatever that is), for the Hague. And possibly also anyone who ever watched it for some kind of Hague Jr.

agreed. but wouldn't hurt if it were also a funny one, like a trap door into a thing that whomped him in the balls a bunch of times

in his defense, he doesn't have an "President Threatening Country Annihilation" notification app on his phone, just an "Adult Son Jacking Off" one.

world's ending during peak Moon Mission Activity but among my regrets is *not* not going into outer space. sure it's very fascinating and rockets go fast but (1) it's also very scary and (2) you have no perspective to indicate how fast you're going so you can't really enjoy that part

one of my best qualities is that I follow William Forsythe on Instagram

While it's good that nothing went wrong with Artemis II, that likely means that we won't get an APOLLO 13 movie out of it, which is a bummer.

how do you know the tech industry needs more women? because common terms are apparently called things like "blast radius." THAT ONLY MAKES IT DORKIER, YOU PAINFULLY SELF-CONSCIOUS BOY-DORKS.

y’know in old movies when somebody’s watching TV late at night and TV just *stops* and shows the American flag or whatever? this is basically that again.

Bugs Bunny disguised as a sexy lady could get Kash Patel to free every single person in federal custody

gotta be [pew-pew] or [kaboom]

Depluralize a movie: Alien

one of the funniest days for him to die would be today though

obviously the latest shit he posted on truth social is categorically insane but also: this is his avatar on truth social. this is an image that a friendless indoor kid in 1983 would mock up of himself and think it was badass. a real “Mister Police I gave you all the clues” situation.

you: (weren’t thinking about a person at all) weirdo who works for that person: (smashes through your window) WHY ARE YOU TELLING EVERYONE MY BOSS DIED, WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING THAT. MY BOSS ISN’T DEAD, HE’S NOT DEAD, HE’S INCREDIBLY HEALTHY. YOU LIKE THE GUY WHO HAD THE JOB BEFORE HIM, WHO SUCKED.

same major city that was the last one in the country to allow a Black player on its baseball team, so this historically tracks (I point this out as a Red Sox fan)

gonna fix Bluesky with a li’l James Cameron magic

I say let everybody try to hash it out on site

I got out of the Catholicism (and religion entirely game) at 16, but I remain of Irish lineage and if we're going to do the Troubles right here in the U.S.A. I will suit up. I have Kneecap merch.

I just spent an unthinkable amount of money 2 years in advance for terrible seats at multiple sporting events I would otherwise have no interest in attending were my city of residence not hosting the Olympics. CATCH THE FEVER! (and also the drop in credit rating)

well I mean he HAD to fire Pam Bondi, what with her as the Attorney General letting the Dow get so low.

you guys fuck with ‘Clumsy’ by Our Lady Peace? title track (melody) popped into my head last night but I *could not think of* coherent lyrics nor the band name. eventually I sorted it out and it’s since then IT’S BEEN 2000 AGAIN BABY (I’ve also learned the album was released in 1997).

is it bad when you're arguing before a bench that is stacked in favor of your lunatic side and they're like "you sound crazy"

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