first sitting president to lose an NBA Finals game

“whether or not this democrat has a name is anyone’s guess”

Los Angeles remains not Orange County, which is nice

"My journey is one of transformation." - Starscream

oh dang she falling again? (I actually kind of liked the first one)

the problem with today’s NBA is that the players don’t guest-rap verses on novelty songs. whither today’s “What’s Up Doc? (Can We Rock)” by Fu-Schnickens feat. Shaq

let’s hear it for the word “tranche” getting play on election night

my streak of usually not seeing who I voted for in major races get elected (Obama being the biggest outlier), dating back to the first time I ever voted, appears to be on track.

Me, a learned music appreciator: Oh, shit, this grocery store plays the DEEP cuts The grocery store: (playing Huey Lewis and the News’ “Couple Days Off” from 1991’s “Hard at Play”)

that’s way too many

only now do I learn that I failed to honor America’s fallen by eating Meat Stars

it’s going to be entirely redacted except for one appearance of the word “leg”

a bunch of people, all of the sudden, re: Trump, “hey wait a second does that guy suck? that guy might suck.” not super satisfying, this deep into the horrors.

Young MC was the hardest one for me to take...but he's out too!

“Seductive as hell.” - Elmer Fudd on Bugs Bunny in a wig

MOVIE GOOFS: an iPhone and an iPad visible in frame in SORCERER (1977)

I love a timeline anomaly

Trump and Musk and Zuck and the cops love something and you still think it's a good thing. Fucking rubes

He’s so mean about my Boston sports team but I still love the fact that Spike Lee is accepted by the NBA to just be, like, *on* the Knicks.

"soundtrack of my childhood" is a tiresome and overused term; however, junior high dances literally had soundtracks and "It Takes Two" was how you knew you were walking into one.

this kind of body shaming is what drove the new Hutt to abuse anabolic steroids

appears to be something to this Tall Person angle in the game of professional basketball

saw an email header about “your Spirit®…stock” and I was like oh no when did I buy stock in Spirit Airlines I have to change my identity and go on the run—but it’s ok it was about a Weber grill being available

you all got so excited about calling Grogu "Baby Yoda," you lost sight of the fact that you were been supposed to be calling the Mandalorian "Boba Fett Helmet Guy." not me though, Boba Fett Helmet Guy since day one

Boston Zoo fans know better than to get excited. That 7-year-old with nothing but upside will be in Los Angeles' Griffith Park by next year for in exchange for an ownership tax break/possibly literal peanuts.

what are people supposed to trade their kars for now?

just reading this post comes with a free horse

Go one more step and consider that slop is an organized attack on human originality, wit, insight, awareness, and humor, because all those things are a threat to fascism

Historian of abolition here, history tells us how we got here, to put it succinctly “John Brown was hanged for treason and Robert E. Lee was not.”

explain to me why anyone continuing to play by the rules isnt a chump

WHY ARE THE PEOPLE IN THESE STATES STILL SO MAD ABOUT LOSING THE CIVIL WAR. WERE THEY THERE AT THE TIME?? HOW OLD ARE THEY?

The systemic racism already embedded in the law wasn’t ever gonna be enough for the proto-maga American. They felt too alienated from it. They needed to access racial hierarchy themselves in their daily lives. That’s what they’re building towards.

Donald Trump: the president for the American working man.* *European oil conglomerate

the unpatriotic vandalism in my liberal hellhole of Los Angeles had gotten so foul it’s almost unrepeatable

I'm starting to think OJ might have been guilty.

everybody calm down with the comments and dunk-quotes on this obvious click-bait post with a terrible (AI-written?) header. The movie would be regarded as fine had it been called JERK SUIT VS. PUNCH-MAN & had nothing to do with the known characters- but now I am reminded of the issue, yes quite bad.

should any religious people want to get Richard Dawkins to flip on the god thing: program an A.I. to say it's god and - this is essential - that it likes his writing. he'll be all in (and he will also want to date god)

now we now why Ted called it Turner CLASSIC Movies.

what’s the “champagne problem” equivalent term for having so many people’s dang birthdays in a cluster that you’re getting them mixed up and walking into Sweet Lady Jane’s trying to pick up a SusieCakes order? “social diabetes?”

(attempts to murder a person everybody hates) ah dangit I ended up buying him a billion-dollar room where he can serve rubbery steaks with ketchup

almost forgot to do a Star Wars post today, May the 4th be with the Walt Disney Corporation or what have you Amen

enough with this direct-to-Redbox level shit, where’s the production value

had to lead a lengthy conflict resolution brokerage and Life Lessons panel for 2 of my kids after they had a fight w/ my wife out of the house, and I didn’t mention ONCE how it’s still my birthday weekend and they should feel pretty guilty about that. when do Father of Century submissions open

should we all pull together and do another 9/11 to lift Rudy Giuliani’s spirits

"ending its 25-year run"...or having ended its 5-year run 20 years ago?

curious to see, if the Celtics start getting blown out in the 4th quarter of Game 7, they once again show that “we’ll get ‘em in the next game” confidence and pull the starters

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