til one of the only Michael J. Fox movies I haven't seen (they're all voiceover work) features his on-screen counterpart putting a child actor into concussion protocol

doubt this will gain traction with the Deep State Conspiracy crowd, since they also tend to love their Big Trucks

it's so cool that he was able to run for president again and people elected him. just awesome stuff.

Affleck was correct in his response.

These aliens are exclusively targeting Earthlings with misophonia; we must rise up and battle them.

Dozens of stories about Rob Reiner since last night, all of them different, all of them wonderful. This one is one of the best and sweetest.

I don’t subscribe to any popular notion of a tactile afterlife, but if you do, please imagine Roger Ebert going right up to Rob Reiner and continuing to lay into him about NORTH like it’s the only thing he’s been thinking about.

As Rob Reiner’s directorial output continues getting its just accolades, let’s add some Castle Rock (production company he co-founded) titles as well: Shawshank, Guffman, Michael Clayton…

the way the Rob Reiner news is being reported is bizarre on top of tragic. how does it get out like that if the point is not to let it get out at all at this point?

John Randolph, who played Grandpa Griswold in National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, also played the guy who turns himself into Rock Hudson in Seconds (1966), which was directed by John Frankenheimer, whose final directorial effort was the holiday uhh classic Reindeer Games. EVERYTHING IS CHRISTMAS.

I’m not watching Philip Rivers play in an NFL game today for the same reason I never watched one of those “Faces of Death” videos

[Berry Family holiday party, 1958. Chuck has played the “Run Rudolph Run” demo for everyone] MARVIN: *That’s* the new sound you been looking for? CHUCK: I mentioned in passing three years ago that I was thinking about doing *a Christmas single* specifically. You have to stop calling me.

me fantasizing: I would totally do something like this in a similar situation, I'm a real hero me watching video of actual hero: yeah no I would definitely fuck this up like nine different ways, best case scenario accidentally discharge the gun into my own foot

kind of odd that Randy Quaid is in one of these but it's not the Corey Feldman documentary

in middle school I reproduced this panel as an original work of mine to impress a girl I sat next to, correctly gambling that she was not a Far Side reader and incorrectly gambling that I remembered how to correctly spell "suicide."

renewed passport online. photos specifically taken for passport all rejected due to texture on wall behind me. tried a hail mary using a professional studio headshot. it was accepted. my passport for the next decade has me looking like Derek Zoolander.

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

404 Media is making a print zine! About the surveillance technologies used by ICE. 16 pages, riso printed. Shipping early January. Features reworked versions of our best reporting and a few new things. We're very excited! And hope to do more if people like it: www.404media.co/404-media-is...

Stealing my Fewest Followers title... You've made a powerless enemy today, Toronto Cycling and Pedestrian Projects.

[Berry Family holiday party, 1958. Chuck has played the “Run Rudolph Run” demo for everyone] MARVIN: *That’s* the new sound you been looking for? CHUCK: I mentioned in passing three years ago that I was thinking about doing *a Christmas single* specifically. You have to stop calling me.

how come the same people who said they couldn’t breathe with masks on during COVID now apparently have no trouble doing so when they’re participating in extrajudicial ICE raids

Uhhh, you mean *im addition to* the way that it affects all of humanity by expediting the eradication of cinema?! GET OUT OF MY ROOM MOM [flings Walkman headphones at already closed door]

The following is a statement from the WGA on the Acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery by Netflix.

enjoying the newly-released Criterion 4K of this Warner Bros oh wait sorry Netflix classic

the important thing is how much everyone at the top of this deal so very much loves the art of filmmaking and the history of film cultur—(I am murdered by an AI Stranger Things branded Animaniac)

he probably still thought about trying to kiss her

sure, Park Chan-Wook’s THE HANDMAIDEN is difficult to find on (Region A) blu-ray, but don’t let that stop you from enjoying Amazon customer reviews of the film

I stopped reading the book this is based on (The Ax) so as not to “spoil the movie.” Bold, fairly illiterate strategy; let’s see if it pays off.

I’ve long held that I was the first teenager to ever wear pajama pants as track warmups; a few people teased me on the first day I did it but it caught on like wildfire and is the standard nationwide even now. Somebody I went to high school with found evidence! (notice nobody but me has them on)

my terrible seventh-grade friends and myself would be going apeshit about the Nuzzi book, simply based on the title. our art teacher's name was Mr. Canto and he was our archnemesis.

and a hearty fuck you to spotify wrapped

HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right

why Gillette Stadium does not play Hunter the Hungry’s music whenever Hunter Henry does something good continues to puzzle me and/or speaks to my wild overestimation of the general popularity of POPSTAR: NEVER STOP NEVER STOPPING

RIP to the brilliant Tom Stoppard

John Cazale for Tab (and, to a lesser extent, Dr Pepper)

“Whussoll this now, a li’l bird, innit”

thinking of her today

why did it take me until the year 2025 to notice that 1994’s AIRHEADS (I have recently purchased the unstreamable Brendan Fraser/Adam Sandler/Steve Buscemi/50 other people you can’t believe are in the same movie) classic (?) on DVD) was filmed at Fox Tower Plaza—better known as Nakatomi Plaza

post a famous bathroom scene

I refuse to pay heed to negative reviews of ZOOTOPIA 2, despite having not seen the film. I'm a WICKED dipshit but for ZOOTOPIA.

well i guess i’m gonna have to start smoking now

RIP Udo Kier, who, on top of a legendary 60-year career, was on an absolute 2020s hot streak.

Patriots are doing things just to my taste: "winning" games, but often barely and always looking quite beatable throughout, even on this recent "easy"-schedule run. Sure, they'll likely "make the playoffs," but then they will get "smoked." That's my team!