he's gotta hire new people. those symptoms have been obvious for decades

gardening site: The Epstein files reveal what powerful people see in plants

(trying to enjoy this innocuous and humorous post, smiling, scrolling through replies, confident that someone has bluesky-"actually'd" it so I don't have to embarrass myself...still smiling...scrolling...not finding it...starting to shake...) THE "ROCK" WAS A SYSTEM OF CAVES IT WASN'T ABOUT MUSIC

to curry favor with The Youth, the current Vice President of the United States will now individually identify each California Raisin

I love this disaster for her, and for the gun nuts mad about it. Let them fight it out with sticks (and possibly also guns).

“best economy, EVER!” jesus christ now he’s posting in the same voice as the lib resisters. maybe next he’ll use that gif of the lady spitting out her water.

His use of the present tense—“it is not a crime to party with [a deceased person]”—leaves him exposed to the precedent established by Lomax Estate v. Wilson and Parker (more familiarly the “Weekend at Bernie’s” case).

tired: Michael Rapaport eating like a toddler on The Traitors wired: Michael Rapaport flattened and stretched in a crappy DVD presentation of KISS OF DEATH

@bencollins.bsky.social do these self-destruct

bob represents cancer (the sign not the month), and tom represents aquarius (the uncontrolled division of abnormal cells not the 5th dimension album)

oh shit they got Gerbert Bumbley

"If there were ever a time to put aside all the bullshit and bring back Rage Against the Machine, even if just for a few songs at a single show, it’s right now." Commentary: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

I'm a gift link spree today for some reason, here's one for this one: www.nytimes.com/2026/02/02/u...

I've pointed this out before, but: why mess with perfection?There was a dog with a feather in its mouth and everything.

"This shit cray" has long lost all meaning but this shit cray now with gift link: www.wsj.com/politics/nat...

happy Ghostbusters Day, the thing woke up and saw the Bill Murray/Harold Ramis film Ghostbusters

While many of you are likely watching the Grammys and yelling "GO KENDRICK" or "GO BAD BUNNY!" I'm watching the 1985 erotic courtroom thriller Jagged Edge starring Glenn Close and Jeff Bridges and yelling "OOOOO I WONDER IF JEFF BRIDGES KILLED HIS WIFE"

this is who runs this account (I'll admit it: I was as cute as a button)

so desperate to change the subject he's going to hold a press conference just to shit his pants

"I feel like someone's gotta get ratio'd to Neptune, so lemme strap into my li'l rocket here."

I propose a truce with Seahawks fans that we unite to ban both team’s owners from attending the game.

Rolling Stone did her right

My wife loves Catherine O’Hara so I interrupted her on a work Zoom to break the news and she got overwhelmed and couldn’t get back on the call and then I felt bad for telling her and started to get on the call to explain and the whole frantic escalation became an unplanned Catherine O’Hara tribute

hell yeah put that on the poster

Luigi Mangione is the ideal BlueSky hero, in that for every post about charges being dropped there are 20x as many comments with people battling to out-"actually" one another about the legalese.

with Springsteen back in the news with a "Streets of" song, it's time to reignite my hot take: Neil Young's "Philadelphia," his comparatively less-popular contribution to the soundtrack of Jonathan Demme's PHILADELPHIA (1993), is superior to Bruce's "Streets of Philadelphia" (which is also good).

(breathless, knocking things over in haste as I scramble into room wearing t-shirt of band you're unfamiliar with) I didn't like Aronofsky before it was cool!

"Why Don't More Pretty Ladies Want to Kiss David Brooks on the Mouth? A Four-Part In-Depth Investigation and Corresponding Podcast from the Fucking Atlantic."

upgraded my Netflix account to the SillyPorn Deluxe Package

put enough joy into this world and you will break the hearts of strangers when they learn that you have left it.

Nepo Babies (local PBS version, complimentary)

Mommy Tuesdays with Tony Dokoupil

she goes after the chud assaulting her, while the strapped-up Tyco PlayCops ravaging Minneapolis piss their pants when people frown at them in restaurants

a stern warning to Timothée Chalamet

two birthday cakes a year, baby, on a technicality. #soberbrag

just watched my SPEED 4K. I once again implore of our culture to re-implement end-credits movie theme songs that share the title of the movie. Allow Billy Idol to support my case:

so bari definitely got the heads up that noem is being shitcanned, right?

lolololol IT’S NURSES AND RETAIL WORKERS AND PEOPLE WHO DO CRAFTING AND HAVE VARIOUS OTHER JOBS AND HOBBIES AND THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK A “DEAD DROP” IS THEY SIMPLY HAVE KNOWN LOVE IN THEIR LIVES

[stares directly into the camera]

I will never own a football team. If I did, though, I would have a rule forbidding the TV cameras from cutting to me or any of my rich-ass family members/guests in my luxury box after an in-game success by said team. I wouldn't have done shit to warrant it, and people don't want to see that shit.

just a reminder that the New England Patriots are winners today no matter what

that actual horse that came out with the Broncos, where are they in the QB line of succession

omg you guys stop being mean he died on Tuesday

the entire difference between kyle rittenhouse and alex pretti is that kyle rittenhouse was there to shoot people the cops wanted to shoot and alex pretti was there to protect people the cops wanted to shoot