Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression https://theonion.com/trump-says-recession-unfortunate-but-necessary-step-to-get-to-depression/

this has to be the fucking Onion

This is my favorite parody account.

Please watch and share liberally. Do you really want your private information, including social security numbers, handed over to the most corrupt administration in our nation's history? youtu.be/1mTlMyNqR8Y?...

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sneak preview of our latest warships:

Freaking love this city and all the people in it so much….a bunch of people went and turned the 4 train into the Polar Express giving out toys to kids along the way from the Bronx to Brooklyn….shoutout to the @newyorkers.live account on IG for doing this 🙏 www.instagram.com/reel/DSnsvWS...

A smarter model for paying for college: income-based repayment. You start paying your student loans only once you earn enough to comfortably get by. That turns higher ed debt into something more like a tax surcharge on success, not a choke collar on people who are struggling.

Happy Boxing Day to all you Canucks!🍁🍁🍁

I thought Fat Loaf was the largest land invertebrate???

Fat Loaf rage tweets over 200 times on Christmas:

Definitive analysis of scum pedo PigShit …

He knows what's coming

Every fucking word of this

How's that cheaper eggs thing working out for everyone???

Don't let fucking #CorruptSCOTUS off the fucking hook

Lawsuit dropped in 3, 2, 1....

Did you know that every year the #CorruptSCOTUS takes millions in bribes from the Heritage Foundation? Betcha they don't fucking disclose that

Epstein was banging Ivanka

From our family to yours, merry Christmas! We hope your day is filled with good people and good food.

guess there's there's something really fucking BAAAAAAADDDDDD coming from the Epstein files

remember when we had a president and First Lady with grace, class and style in the WH??? this is ghost of Christmas' Past reminding HOW BADLY we fucked it up

Yes It Is - 'please don't wear red tonight" And Your Bird Can Sing - "and your bird is green" Dear Prudence - "the sun is up, the sky is blue" Beatles

if the next Speaker of The House is a Dem they need to: Cancel every recess and holiday. Start 24/7/365 Benghazi hearings for every fucking member of this administration AND the fucking #CorruptSCOTUS then jail every last MFing one of them THAT"S how we begin to retake our country

#Beatles4Ever 💙💙🎄💙💙

lemme get this straight - defending Nick Fuentes was a bridge too far for them??????? but up until that they were cool with every-fucking-thing else?????

Insulting our intelligence

Goodbye

I cry for the victims I feel so sad that their day of justice is delayed because of who their perpetrators were. We should be better than this , but alas, we're not. The only true justice will come when Trump meets his maker and is sent into the eternal flaming pit...

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T WE GET THE SAME FUCKING INSURANCE WE PROVIDE EVERY FUCKING MEMBER OF CONGRESS?????????

listen to Raffy BOY

Hey, MAGAts, let’s pretend that instead of a president Trump not releasing the Epstein files it was a president Obama. Now… act accordingly. We’ll wait.