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YOU BETTER HAVE A FACE SMOOTHER THAN A NEWBORN’S ASS! I NEED TO BE ABLE TO PINCH THOSE CHEEKS AND SQUEEL LIKE YOUR GRANDMA! MUSTACHES ARE WOKE, BEARDOS - IT TICKLES WHEN I KISS YOU RIGHT ON THE LIPS.

LOOKS LIKE RAPE’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS.

Art.

Chicago Sun-Times photographer Ashlee Rezin with the photo of the year

War ravaged Portland

Yeah, listen to this medical expert and don't use that woke as hell Tylenol. Use aspirin - Reye's syndrome is a myth! /s

I think I would like to opt out of whatever my health insurance provider has planned for the upcoming month:

Yeah, the left really needs to "turn down the temperature" /s

Oh, cool - we can't get out of 50th place in education, but we can have hate indoctrination clubs! Good think he isn't focused on making sure high schools have enough teachers or supplies.

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called? ME: Slay the Spire. CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer? ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours. CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them? ME: Now hold on a second,

People calling ICE the American or modern Gestapo are wrong. It's more like the Stasi. But they're still Nazis.

I know, but it's just an application of one of my favorite memes:

Dutch late night TV has its take

Her legacy lives on in the Bardcore music genre. And her newest incarnation is one of the finest examples of the form in almost every regard! www.youtube.com/@Hildegardvo...

Such a weak, pathetic man.

wow

So, if 300 million Americans died last year, that means almost all of the votes he got were from dead voters! It's massive election fraud!

528 for chocolate? But I thought the Brown Note was down more like 10 Hz?

Ruin a song by adding the word "literally" to the title These Boots Are Literally Made for Walkin'

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

Carnivalé had the best intro of any show. Looks pretentiously artistic at first, but it actually succinctly tells the backstory and mythology. This show was rich with history, magic, and characters. Clancy Brown, Toby Huss, Clea DuVall, Michael Anderson, Barbeau…. Never forgive. Never forget HBO

gosh, who the fuck could have seen that coming

You know who was also a young husband and father—not to mention ex-Marine—who died, not attacking others to make himself rich and powerful, but to save the lives of others? David Rose, the officer killed by the anti-vax domestic terrorist who attacked the CDC. apnews.com/article/deka...

"psychiatric drugs" are keeping a *lot* of people from getting shot; this motherfucker, for example

NO BOSS NO MASTER'S - GOT A SHIRT OF THIS ONE AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

The problem is Hanks made movies and shows FIGHTING the Nazis.

The Old Man and the Pond

Immediately adding this into my lexicon.

27. 30 if we count airports and driving through.

Paul Offit is a goddamned hero. Lot of kids alive because of him.

dejo esto aquí para los que todavía estan con la turra del XX y XY y el resto es bla bla bla...

No, but you can go right off and fuck yourself.

A kind man who also had his heart in the right place.

The Onion Reviews 'RoboCop'

We are seriously ruled the the fucking dumbest people. Just... there's no way one can be this stupid and still be human.

Can your cookbook suffer? Can a recipe ?

Animating LEGO Bluey. 600 frames over 3 weeks.

Timeline kismet.

Gonna be fun watching a lot of morons discover for themselves that immortality is to cancer what Icarus is to the sun.

White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICE’s time.

I mean it’s one dyson sphere, Michael. How long could it possibly take? 10 years?

What it feels like being in a meeting with everyone else talking about the chatbots they're using and how we need a institute-wide policy

RFK Jr meeting a violent and untimely end with a bear or concrete curb would be a small price to pay for the untold numbers that are going to die because of him.