All that's left of Ovi's signature on my son's well loved (and used) mini stick. Hoping he comes back one more year so we can get it resigned along with his rookie card for his birthday next year! @capitals.bsky.social

Itsssss Friday yall! Wonder what kind of crazy things are going to ruin our weekend today

Ah, maybe vibe coding your app with AI was a bad idea...

What a fuckin spread, boys. 🥲

OVI and the @capitals.bsky.social close out what may be his last ever NHL season with a win in Columbus.

My joke about "Trump/Pence" heralding the coming of the antichrist rather than "trumpets" is coming full circle...

I bought a pork belly at Sam's this weekend and am gonna try to cure it for baconifying. Because everyone knows that smoked meats cure seasonal depression... and whatever *this* is.

Not only did Swalwell quit the CA gov race, he's also resigning his seat in Congress. GOOD. Put Porter back in Congress in his seat and thin out the gov race even more.

Yall know who else thought he was a god but was running his country to the ground? Nero. Maybe we should do something before he declares a squirrel his VP.

Donny's holy war got me waking up with unholy thoughts: I want to buy some crocs for gardening. The horror!

This mother fucker is really gonna make me drag out the ol bible and defend Christianity like I'm 12 years old on the evolution vs creationism forums again. *UGH*

Democracy wins in Hungary, with Orbán conceding the race. Great work JD!

This is honestly frightening. This should scare every single person into action. Remove him. Today. Right now.

We must keep pressure to remove Trump. He's unstable and dangerous, not just for America but for the whole world.

Remember what it was like to have competent people running our public services and government institutions? I do, but my kids never will unless we all get our asses out to vote this November.

These allegations aren't new. Did everyone forget about the scandal from a few years ago involving a hot spy cat fishing him?

Make Amerikkka grate agan

If you haven't unfollowed this chode yet, put in on today's to-do list.

Artemis and her crew have officially splashed down safely and are waiting pickup 🚀

Um yes, that is the plan. Teenagers are still kids. And kids shouldn't be having kids.

Can't have midterms if all your constituents are dying of radiation poisoning after a literal mad man drops nukes on whoever hurt his feefees this week.

We have again arrived at Friday. One day closer to being free again.

Trump is done. He needs to be removed from office. He’s compromised, unwell, and unfit. Call your Republican reps and tell them it’s time. He’s an albatross. Cut him loose.

Things that shouldn't matter but got me real sad: I ran a steamin hot bath to warm myself up complete with bath bombs and bubbles. I got in as soon as it was full, but in 5 minutes it was tepid piss water because my tub isn't insulated enough and all the heat escaped the water 😭😭😭

Another day the house is not in session. Another day they can't vote on Larson's articles of impeachment, (which can be found here www.congress.gov/119/bills/hr...) Another day Donald Trump continues to commit crimes and makes America weak again.

Religious wars, occupations and papal murder plots in 2026 is truly fucking nuts. What are we doing chat?

It's nearly 36 hours after Donald Trump committed war crimes. I have yet to see any articles of impeachment drafted and publicized, ready for voting the second the house reopens. Why not?

Something I've been thinking about for days, weeks, years maybe even, is that a majority of our laws and rules guideposts were created when public servants were required to have some semblance of a moral compass. What has unfolded in the last 48 hours would've been unfathomable to our forebears.

One of my most strongly held rules as a civic technologist is to "make things the same or better" at every decision point. I wish more parts of the government followed the same rule. We wouldn't be in the mess we're in now 🫠

Good morning! Donald Trump still needs to be impeached and removed for war crimes.

Some good news: Wisconsin flips state Supreme Court seat to dem!

Wondering if taking a day off because world war 3 is breaking out should count as PTO, wellness or environmental emergency...

An analysis on Al Jazeera points to the possibility that Israel will be dropping tactical nukes in little over 2 hours. The clock is rapidly accelerating towards an apocalyptic ending. Congress must act now. aje.news/9k7fl9?updat...

Btw the tweet itself is a war crime. If he follows through that would be even more war crimes. But the tweet alone is a crime and should get him removed.

I hope and the other members of Congress are on your way back anyways. In absence or abandonment of leadership, are there no rules for replacement?

I havent confirmed this anywhere else besides Reddit, but a lot of armed planes just left Somerset UK...

THIS IS NO LONGER ABOUT PARTISAN POLITICS. This is about the fate of at least 93 million real, human people. If you are not calling for impeachment, you are complicit.

WE COULDVE HAD FREE HEALTHCARE AND COLLEGE LOANS FORGIVEN AND SATURDAY FARMERS MARKETS AND BRUNCH... Instead, a bunch of assholes voted for a psychopath (AGAIN) who brought us to the brink of nuclear holocaust.

Orders to commit war crimes are ILLEGAL and MUST BE DISOBEYED. It is literally codified in the USMC. The men or women who are handed orders to carry out genocide must refuse them.

If you are a sitting member of Congress and have not or are not currently drafting articles of impeachment what the fuck are you doing in Congress.

I'm not gonna reskeet the image but what the absolute fuck. This is not ok. None of this is ok.

I mean...

Welp, if you can't run em up, fill em in.

What a way to wake up on Easter Sunday...

What a great Caps game. DC is vibing tonight. Maybe we'll have a couple of things to celebrate ;)

What a start to this game!!! It's electric here at CapOne arena with 3 caps goals in the first 6 minutes!

A few poignant quotes that struck me as I walked through the portrait gallery today.

Stopping at Reren for pregame snackies, so good!

It's almost like "cognitive offloading" is bad...