There could have been so many other ways to shorten "non-cumulative", HMRC.

in which bsky admits the outage 10 days ago *was* their fucking code after all pckt.blog/b/jcalabro/a... archive.is/AKfKP

i once had a dream that foreskins grow back and a rabbi was telling me 'yea you gotta get a circumcision every 3 or 4 months or so you get used to it'

it's called "word clearing" and it's one of those foundational scientology beliefs - that "misunderstood words" are a source of all of human dysfunction i find this anecdote interesting because i always wondered how much the celebrity scientologists take the beliefs and practices on board

i know we're taking about capital-a Acting here but looking stuff up obsessively in the dictionary is a scientology thing lol

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Read WARHOUND SHOWHOUND ✨ HELLHOUND ✨ Catch up tonight. Absolutely read this tomorrow,, 😵‍💫🫠

Hey what the fuck was the NL supercruise

Is it good when you can’t feed your military?

just make The Blob 2 please. have someone finally find this jar of blobby that del close saved

Good afternoon. "The Northernlion Supercruise" was a 3 day sociological study conducted by Queens University. We have completed our study. Thank you for your time and participation.

FOLKS I am so in love I love her so much I’m not even good at posting about it

That's weird, Rick! Don't do that! And certainly don't tell the entire world you did that!

Another song that is VERY weird for this: Jesse's Girl, that Rick Springfield wrote /about an actual classmate of his actually named Jesse and his actual girlfriend who he found very hot/

The sheer glee people have when they have discovered a magical adjective to place in front of 'woman' that makes the misogyny ok lmao

Writing an entire song about viscerally loathing one, banger though it may be, is best summarised as "a bit much"

The stay at home daughters of the very rich are at most quite annoying and parasitical on society, they aren't actually comparable in the harm they do to anyone who actually matters and wields power.

Discourse grenade: Chumbawamba's "She's Got All The Friends That Money Can Buy" seethes with two emotions and only one of them is justified class rage. The other is a soft misogyny

i’m fucking crying 😭 this guy installed a malware that keeps redirecting his queries through Yahoo, and vibe coded an extension that redirects Yahoo to Google, probably not understanding that he has malware 😭 😭

Sometimes you will just meet the best woman possible and then she will become yours for some reason??? That happens to you??? The you in this story is me.

They made a speedball that’s exactly halfway between “drugs you take in high school because nobody has real drugs yet” and “Miami circuit party blackout juice”

It's funny (not funny) how this ubiquitous symbol screams 'beware, incoming trash!' I have an instant reaction of revulsion whenever it pops up.

kind of taking a step back maybe it's not great we're at the point where reminders that you have free will are employed as uplifting marketing

The great thing about the Bluesky anti-liberal left is that it makes room both for "the kulaks had it coming" Communists and "we must protect our yeoman smallholders" socialists, and sometimes these are literally the same guy.

Honestly I don't care, in this house Natalie Wynn is a hero. Give her the Order of St Volodymyr.

This “-maxxing” and “-mogging” stuff comes from an ugly place and has never been particularly funny. But what about if *I* adopt it, but ironically,

the incel maxxing/mogging lingo memes are moving too fast, the irony is wearing off too quickly, normies are going to be sincerely calling women foids for the next 20 years

Miller personally ordered the arrest of a student for protesting the Gaza genocide. Democrats need a plan to deal with him, specifically.

King Henry VIII:

surprised I haven’t seen more coverage of this one on my various reaction pages but maybe they don’t know what to make of it??

I sometimes wonder what the world would look like if papal infallibility worked the way non-Catholics always seem to think it does. Possibly just a complete wasteland??? I'm not sure how that would have worked.

This is an absolute scandal; the United States government is deliberately consolidating all deportation cases of an ethnic minority that the President has called "garbage" in front of a handpicked group of judges and with dramatically accelerated timeline. A lawsuit was filed yesterday against it.

So many people go online just to be mean to trans folks and it’s pretty obviously because these people didn’t have Transformers cartoons in their lives growing up. It takes a lot of courage to morph into your ultimate combat form but they do it everyday

every empire in history was either a persia or a mongolia. rome was a persia, alexander's empire was a mongolia. charlemagne's empire was another mongolia, but the HRE was a persia. despite being conquered by mongols and ruled by the descendants of genghis khan, the great yuan was actually a persia.

this is number 16 in just under two years

steve bell getting the "any standard-ass cartoonist's caricature of netanyahu is antisemitism" knacker's gun treatment off the guardian has robbed us of so many relaunching starmzys

THE STARMY RELAUNCHES

may the angels protectmog him

im praying for the clavicle boy

What are previous generations' equivalent of a basically non-problematic complete fall from grace like the McElroy Brothers? (doesn't count for some people around them but they themselves aren't that popular anymore for essentially benign reasons)

"Talk shit, get hit" - Confucius

People willing calling people by their chosen names of Clavicular or Sneako but complain about trans people pronouns. Get fucked

using a computer is much easier than using a smart phone

This is stunning.

WARNING: Manufactured in a facility that also handles multitudes

Very long piece by BBC news on immigrants pretending to be gay to secure right to remain. I have NEVER seen the BBC do such reporting on: Millionaire tax dodgers PPE profiteers Corporate tax dodging. Anyone

Going back to sleep now. Boosting this while the lesser storm continues