groimes. groimes. thay wouldnt lit me on thee island groimes

hang on i have an idea (drags couch into the shower)

Lorenzo’s llamas

STEVE HOLT! Thrower

bold thrower

There’s a dang president in my cheeto bag 🤣

Crotch®️ Tape

If I ever get sniped in the throat please make an ai song about me

that’s so stupid (complimentary)

sausage, egg, and bees

You do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to him”

Post a trees you photographed

“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?” There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.

Boosting for Juno 🖤

Ants on a blog, my kids snack posting account

defenestration, as an act of self love

Just for you, since they put you in trouble. Here’s a hidden surprise inside the chest

What do you think would happen if I ate an entire 75lb wheel of cheese

piss biscuits

actually on bluesky we don’t call them drafts we call them precum

oral to completion saves lives

That last fart was just for you

You know I had to do it

Just emptying out my draft folder

Butt

Dare I 🫢

???

just another long day at the jerk off factory

Starting a band called The Boneurs

Never beating the Really Fucking Stupid allegations

I want an open casket funeral but with like only a middle door displaying my butt

god-fuck the usa

she pig on my poop til I balls

Absolutely incredible that they actually suspended me for pigpoopballs lolol

Oh Hi Mark

now playing the latest issue from the queens of thrash. recommended volume is high because the riffs slap and the vocals bang therecreant.bandcamp.com/album/the-co...

Always the honker, never the bobo 😔

Mr Pants