can't right now. busy. yeah, the cat said no

lost in the metaphorical sauce. (doom scrolling)

kind of a hater

reply people: what compels you to comment on the posts of others ?

i feel so small (derogatory )

i did one (1) stitch of embroidery this morning please clap

housewife this, housewife that. stop bragging and let me own property

happy valentine's day to weed

you do NOT have to text your ex happy valentine's day

how come when i make eggs they don't come out as watery and shitty as mcdonald's

thinking about mo (wolverine dot photos, bongineer) a lot again lately

one of my favorite little things about chonk is how angry he looks all the time. it's hard to photograph him because of it. angy babby

don't forget to drink your dirty bong water! it needs to be replaced!

kisses u kisses u kisses u

DO NOT BE AFRAID. i changed my pfp again

thinking about cats

noot

i turned autocorrect off and figuring out whay i mean tis now youe problem

accidentally took the edible that makes you soooo high

if ceramic had a consciousness would all toilets have a free use kink, among others

wrote a short story body horror post but i didn't think you freaks would like it so i deleted the whole thing

oops! all stoner thoughts

lonely on a crowded train

why does a video of a parent loving their autistic child make me cry so much, wrong answers only

good thanks

can ANYONE tell me i shouldn't get this cow tattooed on me forever

twas the night before valentine's day, friday the 13th,

i mew mew mew

oh my god he liked the post about him

everybody say, "you got this interview next week," and, "you still know how to swim,"

i fucking hate ketchup

i loooove seeing my girls and gays and theys dunking on the chuds. i love it

cheers

muscles? muscles

if you don't know about official gogurt i don't know what to tell you

speaking kindly to my cats even when i'm upset with them because i love them and they love me

they should invent a me who has taco bell

i got the posting enhancement drugs to work again

i'm no engineer but, i am an engindeer

i'm trying to flirt with you, you're not online. typical

i missed 4:20, but there's always any other time

i missed 4:20, but there's always 4:22

i am formally asking mister hangman page to be my boyfriend. it's okay. you dont have to tell your wife... but you... could

my younger self would be so fucking geeked rn

new top alert

on the train like beep beep

giving a deer a typewriter

i love seeing sub posts on my manic days cause yeah, it's my story. i'm the main character, and you're talking about me