don't think I've ever seen a player double-flagged for being 12th man on the field and also offside

Tylenol is one of the only pain relievers that are generally safe for pregnant people and children under 6 months

Arsenal backline caught with their pants around their ankles and concede the first goal

Last call at the bars in East Lansing was 30 mins ago and the Michigan State game still hasn't finished

CHILES WITH A BOMB

oh my gawrsh

cheeky

had to read the article to understand wtf was going on here which is that Meta is literally feeding Instagram pictures parents took of their teenage daughters to middle aged men as ads for Threads

when an audience member yells out the wrong answer strike SFX noise during the Charlie Kirk moment of silence

damn, i never had a chance to hotbox in a previa

we're up to 17 people murdered by trump in international waters

7 members of the IL Democratic delegation voted YES to the resolution claiming that Charlie Kirk spoke with "honor, courage, and respect for his fellow Americans" 6 voted NO 3 did NOT vote Reposting names in comment below, with district D-advantage points

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

legal chat, is it good when a judge on their own initiative throws out your complaint 3 days after you file it?

They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.

I just cannot stand looking at jd vance it absolutely sucks that we have to see his face for another 3 years. He has an ugly face with a tiny mouth and it looks like the asshole of a baboon. An unfortunate looking grown man with a 63lb head. He needs to use lube to wear a hat.

He's not firing him for failing to find incriminating evidence. He's firing him for not filing criminal charges despite a lack of incriminating evidence

When you're interviewing someone for a job at your company and their only questions relate to how much vacation time they get

What Trump said is a fucking outrage. It’s against democracy. If Donald Trump has his way on this, our democracy is over.

Zelensky has a valid point considering how deep the penetration into Poland was

they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by the process of law. they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by violence. the only lever by which they can obtain obedience is fear. do not offer it to them.

God knows how many articles are going to be published with "trump designates antifa as a terrorist organization" without also making clear that's not a real thing

how thoroughly insecure do you have to be to feel threatened by a comedian?

time-space continuum about to rip itself like it's going through a paper shredder

if dabo swinney was also a constitutional law professor

Reed O'Connor is a republican partisan who cosplays as a federal judge

if dabo swinney was also a constitutional law professor

they are seriously overplaying their hand with the CK witch-hunts and I wouldn't be surprised if the general public eventually remembers him for who he truly was and not the illusion the RW are desperately propping up

The Dept of Education is now accepting comments on a proposed rule that would overhaul Public Service Loan Forgiveness, and make it too expensive for students to go into work that threatens the Trump administration Folks have til *Sept. 17* to oppose the changes ballsandstrikes.org/legal-cultur...

Some personal news: I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting. Thread incoming. substack.com/@karenattiah...

i know we lost the war on drugs but damn

Gov. Pritzker on passing of former IL Gov. Jim Edgar

russell wilson pulled a rex grossman

Bucky Frog

It should be needless to say, but it is perhaps at this moment worth saying, that transgender individuals have the same right as anyone else to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

the "skip intro" should pop up after the chalkboard gag and cut straight to the couch gag when streaming simpsons

oh arkansas no

Tennessee 3 TD's in their first 3 drives. Really hope for their fans' emotional well-being that they are not being set up for failure in 2 hours

what a blazing strike from Zubimendi

Illinois has "state sovereignty, national union" on its flag and has, for now at least, demonstrated that's not just a historical curiosity, more vividly than has happened in a very long time.

"freedom of speech in higher education"

> the world’s first “internet-native revolution.” > voted in the prime minister via Discord Putting away my petty for a sec and not pointing out how this wasn’t done via any decentralized social media platform — but I’m saying, this is all I want. Just a lil internet revolution. Nothing crazy.

Illinois Governor JB Pritzker has signed an executive order which permits pharmacists and other medical personnel to administer vaccines recommended by state officials, no prior prescription needed. The order also requires insurance companies to cover the vaccines.

not sure whether it's good or bad that there's a whole bunch of normies learning the term "groyper" for the first time

We've got ICE killing people in the inner Chicago suburbs

As national attention turns to Memphis, please don't think Chicago is out of the crosshairs. The plan for the Guard was seemingly called off for now, but federal immigration enforcement operations have ramped up and the people involved in them have gotten *way* more aggressive. Right now:

Right wingers are running out of excuses to blame the left for CK's murder with every new detail coming out about the cis white male groyper who shot him (doesn't mean that they'll ever actually stop)