my parents used to take us to polish delis and every one would have a wooden barrel full of fresh dill pickles in brine that you could pick out using tongs and now I want that in my home

the correct response to this question is "go fuck yourself"

6 DOJ attorneys resigned rather than do the legal equivalent of whatever the hell this is from cnn

DOJ has already lost 3000 attorneys in the last year. What's another 6 more? /s

It's incredibly disturbing that the Trump administration (1) is not investigating the ICE shooter; (2) has refused to cooperate with any state-led investigation of the ICE shooter; but (3) aims to go hard after Renee Good's widow.

NEW: Top DOJ officials quit after their division refused to probe Minnesota ICE shooting - At least four leaders of the Civil Rights Division resigned because the section's head, Harmeet Dhillon, decided not to investigate shooting of Renee Good. www.ms.now/news/doj-civ...

unvaxxed?

Tillis sucks but this is significant. No Fed nominee can move through Senate Banking without him and Miran’s term ends at the end of this month.

Rather than treating this stunning announcement for what it is (a fed chair calling out the current president as a corrupt extortionist), the MSM is going to run "Powell Says He's Under Criminal Investigation" headlines and I'm going to scream into a pillow

Jerome Powell has had enough

BREAKING and HUGE news for transgender people: The bipartisan final negotiated text for these spending bills REMOVED language to restrict gender-affirming care as part of the Federal Employees Health Benefit Program. docs.house.gov/billsthiswee...

Lol 10 yard tush push

millions of dads: left too much time

Caleb Williams should play every quarter like it's the fourth quarter

👀 There are 67,000 US troops in Europe

Amazing juxtaposition

B1G-ACC NATTY

The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

what you clearly see, CLEARLY, is a driver who is spooked by the agents grabbing her door, takes steps to drive away, and is immediately shot as moves her vehicle *away* from the agents.

Since September, ICE officers are averaging shooting almost 2 people per month

“i want back my rocking chairs, / solipsist sunsets, / & coastal jungle sounds...” A poem by Renee Nicole Good, who was murdered by ICE earlier today. lithub.com/renee-nicole...

I'm seeing a lot of fedposting from people who are righteously pissed off Don't publish something that could get you a visit from law enforcement

what this should make clear to everyone in this country is that it does not matter who you are, there's no "it could never happen to me" you can be a white woman who drives around with stuffed animals in her car, and they will still kill you in cold blood and call you a domestic terrorist

NEWS: In a heartbreaking video, after ICE shot and killed a woman in Minneapolis, a woman who was in the same SUV cries out: “They killed my wife. I don’t know what to do." “We stopped to videotape, and they shot her in the head,” the distraught woman sobs. www.advocate.com/news/minneso...

Frey: So, they are already trying to spin this as an action of self-defense. Having seen the video of myself, I want to tell everybody directly: That is bullshit.

The videos of a fed shooting the unarmed Minneapolis driver at point blanke range show nothing justifiable. It was a murder in broad daylight by an unqualified goon from an agency that acts with zero impunity or fear of consequences for their actions.

The moment a white supremacist mob, spurred on by the U.S. President, invaded the U.S. Capitol in an attempted coup. https://youtu.be/yyjD6SEm4yM

Ashley Babbitt died a traitor's death and this DOJ still gave her estate $5 million

NPR built a visual archive of the Jan. 6, 2021, attack on the Capitol, showing exactly what happened through the lenses of the people who were there. In "Chapter 2: Stop the Steal," we look at how false claims of a stolen election mobilized Trump supporters.

There's been so many false starts in this game the refs are now hallucinating them

oh no ISU disaster

Love someone the way Montana State loves false starts

holy crap what a TD from Illinois State's Dylan Lord

INBOX: Statement from Senator Kelly

So based on what information we have, this was all orchestrated by the VP of Venezuela and her brother. It leaves in power the people the US claims are major drug players. Our dumbfuck President killed little old ladies to get this done.

unsurprisingly, Conoco Phillips says they're not on board with throwing billions into Venezuelan oil

Trump just posted this photo of the sharpest minds in our intelligence community hard at work during the Venezuelan operation.

the stupid decisions will continue until morale improves

They are putting Americans’ safety in danger while destabilizing the region to enrich themselves. Congress must act, and Trump must be impeached.

look at my opposition party dawg

it'd be entertaining to see how this incompetent DOJ ends up botching the criminal case, if the entire situation wasn't so surreally bleak to begin with

it's only the 3rd day of the year

I don't have a simpsons meme for news that is this mind-numbingly stupid

Thirding this. Any lawyer job is going to have its moments. But it’s possible to not have Sunday Scaries every week and still work at a high legal level. Start looking for that right job.

im still confused why georgia thought it was better to return a kickoff from 9 yards deep into their own endzone but bless 'em for making it an entertaining end

please let this go to 4OT

the venn diagram of people asking grok these prompts and the people showing up at daycares demanding to see children is a circle