picked the wrong day to stay offline or maybe not idk

Lying on tv that prices are down didn't work, but what if he lied to people's faces instead?

no mother, it's just

the median new home buyer wouldn't finish paying off this kind of mortgage until they're 90 years old

> @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social

Republicans created this crisis, and I will not support a bill that fails to address the skyrocketing health care costs that millions of families are facing. If this reaches the House, I will vote NO.

q: what did the dems get out of the deal a:

2027 cannot come soon enough

this is so wrong i can find you a weird hand puppet w/ teeth for much cheaper

good god what a rip from trossard

Bukayo Saka was going to get his goal one way or another

a properly constituted SCOTUS that actually respects the rule of law would tell any attorney who tried to pull this to kick rocks

HE'S APPEALING TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT HE BE ALLOWED TO STARVE AMERICANS

i'd give my sixth-born child for an edit button

the GOP shutdown continues

The company says it’s heartbreaking, they promise improvements, new guardrails. Anything but shutting it down. Suicide is just a metric in their ongoing beta test. Sam Altman and everyone like him should be in fucking jail.

Debt collectors HATE this one weird trick!

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has dave portnoy hired a moving company yet?

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani (D) elected mayor of New York City - DDHQ projection

it's Zohver

WE AT LIBCON1

lots of "you love to see it" tonight

A seeming bit of history tonight as Ghazala Hashmi becomes the first Asian American to win statewide office in Virginia - and the first Muslim woman to win statewide office *anywhere* in the United States.

BREAKING: Video shows crash of UPS Flight 2976 while taking off from Louisville International Airport in Kentucky

Flightaware shows it was a UPS cargo plane that appeared to have crashed shortly after takeoff

Scientists reported a slight, but sudden drop in Earth's evil levels today

In Chicago, a woman was driving to get coffee when a DHS vehicle fleeing an angry crowd crashed into her car. Armed agents jumped out of the vehicle, yanked her door open, pulled her by the legs out of her car at gunpoint, held her incommunicado for hours, then released her with no charges.

there is only 1 way to report this: the republican regime wants people to starve

my phone keeps erroneously autocorrecting to "daylight savings", which reminds me of this gem of a scene from veep

LA sky looking like July 4th right now

anyone else stress eating despite not being a fan of either team

there's at least one person watching baseball for the very first time in their lives right now, and man are they going to be massively disappointed with the next game they watch

i'd also accept a walk-off dropped 3rd strike

boy, i sure hope game 8 is as good as tonight's game 7

cold-blooded

"What the fuck man?" "Fuck you, motherfucker"

damn blue jays, take a pitch

tomorrow morning when my kids ask me who ate half their candy:

Bulls 135, Knicks 125. Bulls improve to 5-0, last undefeated team in the East.

Chicago Bulls start the season 5-0 for the first time since 1997, 3rd time ever in franchise history Both prior times ended with a NBA title

A trick or treater just panic-stomped a rat to death on our front walk. Incredible Halloween vibes. Blood everywhere

About to take the kids trick or treating and, if my local news can be trusted, can't wait to see all the THC candies they'll come home with

lol. sure

I mean, it's one year of food for a family, Michael. What could it cost, $4200?