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@b0ydbrain.bsky.social
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Y'know, the mustard guy?
Carole King covers... Venetian Snares???
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about 3 hours ago
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mr potato
about 5 hours ago
life really is all about perspective instead of thinking “i’m stuck in a sewer drain 😢 ” say “i’m going to meet a fireman 😃 “
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mattie lubchansky
1 day ago
i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
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FanGraphs Baseball
about 5 hours ago
We Are the Jonas Brothers and We Are Just as Confused as You Are
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We Are the Jonas Brothers and We Are Just as Confused as You Are
Let he who hasn’t delayed the sixth inning of a World Series game in order to play half a song throw the first stone.
https://blogs.fangraphs.com/we-are-the-jonas-brothers-and-we-are-just-as-confused-as-you-are/
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Paul F. Tompkins
2 days ago
Wasn’t able to watch WS live but apparently the Jonas Bros did some of a song at some point? I cannot express this urgently enough: NO. Baseball is not meant to be associated with entertainment. The beauty of baseball is its uninterrupted agony. The outside world must be barred from the stadiums.
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Sort of a hybrid baseball game / steel cage match.
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2 days ago
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Whitney McIntosh
3 days ago
The Alejandro Kirk Game
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Stephen 🇵🇸
3 days ago
THIS IS YOUR WORLD SERIES FAVORITE?!?!
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Colette Arrand
4 days ago
the mental gymnastics of a stance like “I believe in unions but only under the right circumstances” must be exhausting.
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TDE Wrestling
5 days ago
Alright, I already love this team of Aminata and Hayter!
#AEWDynamite
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Curtis "JoJo" Sliwa
6 days ago
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Don Moynihan
10 days ago
Admit it, it would be very funny if the Canadian team won the World Series this year
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Goddamn, people love the Jurassic Express reunion so much that I think AEW might just forget about the last two years!
#AEWWrestleDream
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9 days ago
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eli yudin
9 days ago
*unfrozen caveman seeing a FUCK ICE t-shirt* buddy i couldn’t agree more
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"They probably shouldn't share a bank account." - Kayley re: The Broke Bucks
#AEWWrestleDream
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9 days ago
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Your Halloween costume should be "spooky" in some regard, otherwise it's just cosplay.
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11 days ago
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Branson of Frankenstein (1939)
11 days ago
There needs to be more heavy music available for young people so they can rock out. Perhaps the government could step in and fund this. Whether or not they take advantage of it, young people deserve the option to rock out. All ages could benefit but I think it's especially urgent for adolescents.
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Two Tikkas Tom™
12 days ago
“Jungle Jake” Jack Perry doing some jungle whittling with his jungle knife
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Jack Perry is a fake whittler
#AEWDynamite
12 days ago
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Kota Ibushi i love you but if you don't come back as a jeans and t-shirt old man wrestler I swear to god dude.
#AEWDYNAMITE
12 days ago
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Mark Nichols
20 days ago
According to the flotilla tracker & Al Jazeera, the Conscience (along with other flotilla ships) has been intercepted. Time to get on the phones and call our MPs to demand Canada ensure the safe return of the Canadians on board including NL activists Devoney Ellis, Nikita Stapleton, & Sadie Mees.
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John Leavitt
about 1 month ago
Trying to stop Tracey from going to a Saudi comedy festival is a solid 30 Rock B plot
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Screamer Jim
29 days ago
I had a few. Few small beers.
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David_j_roth
about 1 month ago
I always admired Kaleb Horton's writing so much and am terribly sorry to hear of his death. It's a long list of singular writers who didn't have the careers they should have because of the people, places, and things that killed online media, but his name is right at the very top. I hate all of it.
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R.I.P.
@kalebhorton.bsky.social
www.welcometohellworld.com/life-is-a-pr...
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Life is a problem that can’t be solved
Remembering Kaleb Horton
https://www.welcometohellworld.com/life-is-a-problem-that-cant-be-solved/
about 1 month ago
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David L. Pumpkins
about 1 month ago
The fact that Kaleb Horton died begging for work instead having a column at some hip legacy mag is such an indictment of this industry. People should have been begging to put him on payroll. But nope, we've reserved that space for Ezra Klein
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"I wasn't running up the ramp to attack Beth! I was running up the ramp to introduce myself!" Stokely Hathaway you will always be famous.
#AEWDynamite
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about 1 month ago
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Raccoon in the sky
about 1 month ago
We had a fun afternoon at open streets Agricola. Probably the most important conversation I heard was whether this should be held monthly or weekly
#halisky
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julie muncy
about 1 month ago
if you are in a professional or personal situation where you cannot fully divest yourself from something being rightly boycotted, you've got an easy out: shut the fuck up. no one asked. you're free. i'm not your priest.
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Kevin Knight out here in BEEP-themed gear
#AEWAllOut
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about 1 month ago
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More like Mascara TORANAH!
#AEWAllOut
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about 1 month ago
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Trevor Dame
about 1 month ago
RJ City noting that Eddie Kingston accepted tonight's match on Threads. Bryan says he doesn't know what that is. RJ: "It's like Tout." Bryan: "Ah."
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If you're wondering who's using Threads, it turns out the answer is Eddie Kingston
#AEWAllOut
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about 1 month ago
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As good as the build for C&C/FTR has been, TK could have saved himself a lot of work and just made the feud "you guys are all wrestling in Toronto but only two of you can do a Bret homage."
#AEWAllOut
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about 1 month ago
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So glad AEW is getting into the Twitter game NOW
#AEWAllOut
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about 1 month ago
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First match to take place within the copper bangle owned by your most gullible aunt.
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about 1 month ago
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The Onion
about 1 month ago
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
https://theonion.com/report-you-to-be-fired-for-reading-this-headline-about-charlie-kirk/
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Kayley and I disagree about Wheeler Yuta. She thinks Death Riders should take a more supportive tact towards raising him to be the best wrestler he can be, and I believe they should be kicking his ass twice as hard.
#AEWDynamite
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about 2 months ago
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Weird seeing Anna Garcia in a PetSmart as during AEW Dynamite because I know she's got those Brody King 1s on.
about 2 months ago
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Desperado D. Mayor
about 2 months ago
It's so funny how Chuck Taylor said "If the women are gonna be homoerotic on AEW then the men should be too" and everyone in the entire world was like "You know what, Chuck Taylor, you're completely right and we love you very much."
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Gallifreyan Jedi
about 2 months ago
"political violence is never acceptable," is a phrase you don't hear politicians say after cops beat the shit out of peaceful demonstrators
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Jonathan Kennedy
about 2 months ago
Gun violence is bad. For example I am at the first Mass Mikkelson boss fight in Death Stranding and he and his skeleton soldiers keep shooting me, I’ve been trying to beat this for four hours, I am not good at video games.
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MJ Lenderman predicted this.
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about 2 months ago
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Matt Stickland
about 2 months ago
We should close Agricola Street to cars every day.
add a skeleton here at some point
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Jamie K
about 2 months ago
the real glory of world war two was that it involved a warrior cult being ground down and beaten to a pulp by people who would rather have been doing something else.
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Tom.
about 2 months ago
The best part of that Nitro Found Footage upload today on WWE Vault. This dude trying to discuss WWE breaking antitrust laws with the WCW purchase, but he gets overpowered by drunk wooo girls.
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Trevor Dame
about 2 months ago
Smackdown and Dynamite doing record low ratings. Wrestling is dead. This account is now devoted to the new hottest trend: Sudoku. What is your favorite number? I find there are good arguments for four and seven, but you also always have to watch out for nine.
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mattie lubchansky
about 2 months ago
standing with glinner? no. i'm SITTING for DINNER. with my wife, who has not left me,
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Ness 🎃🇨🇦
about 2 months ago
hey canadians! here's something politically actionable you can do about the payment processor censorship! sign the petition
#CanPoli
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
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Petition e-6695 - Petitions
https://www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en/Petition/Details?Petition=e-6695
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jeremy kaplowitz
about 2 months ago
now that Jeremy Culhane got SNL, i think i should have to replace him on Dropout. it's called sending the Jeremy Elevator back down and it's extremely important to do
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