And by "trust" I mean no one affiliated with the team or Marquee. I can think of a few who might be up to the task, and a lot who are not.

"The science on Tylenol and autism isn't clear" Come the fuck on, NPR. Just say there is no evidence. This isn't hard They already defunded you. Are you doing this both sides BS for the love of the game?

Maybe he'll stroke out?

RIP Dad

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First Mistake

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Some reporter we can trust is gonna have to have a sit down with Shaw and hash this out. It seems very implausible a lot of things in his story about how he knew Kirk, his claim to not be on social media, and no response or questions to Kirk's bigotry.

They might not be good, but right now the other teams in that division are pretty bad.

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wait the guy who skipped a game in a playoff race to go to a campaign rally/funeral has double standards?? you don’t say!

Kimmel: "This show is not important. What is important is that we get to live in a country that allows us to have a show like this."

Gayland Bush www.findagrave.com/memorial/156...

As has been pointed out in many quarters, not only will Sinclair/Nexstar owe ABC a huge preemption fee each time they DON'T run Kimmel, but ABC can also offer Kimmel to rival in-market stations at low cost, and Sinclair/Nexstar risk ABC terminating their deals 🤦🏼‍♂️

Randy Beavers www.statefarm.com/agent/us/ga/...

Y'all should have been saying this 10 years ago.

All that needs to be said, really.

Yeah! Get our ass!

Your media day bingo card... We've already hit on B4 (Zion's in great shape). 🔥 #NBA

Seeing all of this today, and wondering what a teammate’s supposed to say to Shaw? “Uh, that guy was a bigoted piece of shit, but whatever, I guess.”

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everyone else in the admin over the last couple days: what are you talking about, there was no attempted government censorship, stop fearmongering trump: I’m gonna sue them for putting kimmel back on the air

“Pay me for use of my material and take it down bc you haven’t” is not slamming them

Get off Twitter?

I live in the US, have pretty good health insurance and have a couple prescriptions that if I didn't jump through some hoops I would have to pay $100 a month for it.

Call your senators and your house rep. Make a stink by being clear that abandoning trans adults and children is a no-go. Cis people, call and be loud for us. We are tired.

Jimmy Kimmel's returning monologue was 28 minutes long, which when you remove audience screeching and seal-clapping works out to a whopping 47 seconds.

It’s rare that one clip can both be grounds for a massive corporate lawsuit and grounds for the 25th Amendment at the same time.

For immediate release. Thank you @jimmykimmel.com and everyone who spammed this account in all caps for 5 days with your threats to deny your children joy.

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Current* conditions near Lorain, OH:

this really does succinctly explain every single pathetic, boot-suckling behavior we’ve been seeing from the pampered pundit class

Time spent scritching animals is not deducted from your lifespan

This overcooked root vegetable was up there bitching that the UN has incompetent staff and it was his own people the whole time.

I think I can argue the week of Jan 6th was worse. Especially in retrospect, like 99% of the people got away with it.

sure, and i also think the president shouldn't be a pedophile, but i didn't have him on my podcast (he said no)

this exact dynamic - where trump says or does something awful, everyone spends days downplaying it, and then he loudly doubles down - has played out roughly 7000 times and it’s why I have exactly zero patience for anyone who tries to sanitize his nonsense

Farnoush is an AP UN correspondent. Dan is a former White House speechwriter. newrepublic.com/post/200833/...

Wow, I'm shocked to see that the $16 million extortion payment that ABC made at the end of last year wasn't the end of it. Literally no one expected Trump to come back asking for more in the near future, yet here he is.

good job chat we successfully bullied a major corporation to the point that the late night host they canned is making jokes about it in his return monologue american fascism versus the cancel subscription button: who will win

Which is why millions of Americans were prevented by Nexstar and Sinclair from seeing it

There are people who cannot take ibuprofen and must take acetaminophen, like Tylenol. Please consult your doctor. Do not trust a man that instructed people to take hydroxychloroquine and inject bleach. Also, do not get medical advice from an anti-vaxxer with NO medical training.

This is what I do when I think about the Confederacy's humiliation

right but why is the healing always at the expense of people in danger why can't the healing just this once be straight up nazis admitting they were wrong