Commissioner Jay-Z’s friend is a snake oil salesman.

The domino effect of this led to the Patriots dynasty.

GROW UP

I broke the career rushing record with Georgia QB Hezekiah Millender at Delaware. The foundation of a dynasty.

Some things are nostalgia and "of course you like it better, you're 12" But also, some things are just objectively true. This just looks better. It is better.

Brother, Woke 2 is on the verge of kicking down your door. Read the room.

The Sun Belt Gauntlet starts today!

This is like if UAB installed a Bull Connor statue at their stadium.

DREAM TEAM NNAMDI ASOMUGHA

LeBron James

also that song has one of my two favorite beat changes in the history of rap. showing everyone how it’s done. this one is the other

As 90’s New York hip hop aficionado, Kweli and Black Star in general was always a line too far. Like “alright, go outside nerd.”

DJ Paul: I am a bad person, do not trust me Juicy J: I am so intoxicated I am about to die or commit crimes or both Crunchy Black: harpoon murder

crunchy black threatening to shoot someone with a harpoon is immortal tho

BRING ME PICTURES OF SPIDER-MANS WEDDING

Sluggo had a lot of rizz for an eight-year-old kid who was canonically homeless.

Considering the timeline, it is very plausible that Mike Judge went bald because of Onyx.

Mike Jordan is the big dog of the NASCAR Federation.

If the NBA doesn't come away from this weekend in particular with the realization that it's absolute madness for Giannis to remain a Kalshi partner...

Tbh, when that “Mike Evans signs with the Bills” notification hits, I’ll be ready to hit the “sim to Mike Tomlin introductory press conference” button.

It’s 2003. The peak was two years ago.

Wait, they actually signed Danhausen lmao

We know they don’t care. You still have to point this out and document it every single time.

Close enough

Need that Ebert shirt

A couple of republicans in Congress could end this any time they wanted by honoring their oath to uphold the constitution

Big Ten athletic directors looking for football coaches in the mid 20th century:

Post old memes to confuse young people

3 points: 1990 Colorado-Mizzou Fifth-down game. 8 points: 2003 Fiesta Bowl C’mon. 5 points: 2007 Backyard Brawl WVU in the title game possibly saves the Big East down the road. 8 points: 2017 War on I-4 USF prevails and doesn’t watch their program die an agonizing death. Satan is defeated.

How has Warde Manuel not been shot out of a cannon yet…

Oh brother. The September Heisman of politics wants to ban Snickers commercials.

Domani sounds like J.Cole if he ever read a whole entire book.

This is a 2 Americas skeet.

We have to abolish the NFL Draft industrial complex. It’s the same stuff every single year.

3 points: 1990 Colorado-Mizzou Fifth-down game. 8 points: 2003 Fiesta Bowl C’mon. 5 points: 2007 Backyard Brawl WVU in the title game possibly saves the Big East down the road. 8 points: 2017 War on I-4 USF prevails and doesn’t watch their program die an agonizing death. Satan is defeated.

Saracen is getting peer pressured into going, but would regret it immediately. Smash is definitely going for the attention. Riggins is surprisingly a no. He doesn’t pay attention to what’s going on and would rather just get drunk with his brother while shooting deer.

Right now.

Lincoln Riley’s America

Can’t wait until we get torched by the Red Rifle on a Thursday night with Todd Bowles having a confused look on his face.

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Chyna!

Mike…HELLO

Pete Rose

James Franklin finishing third, what’s new…

They got L.A. Knight on Sportscenter talking about Elimination Chamber and my brain is rejecting this. Stop, stop, stop. We can't have this. Let me consume this slop in a dark corner where it belongs.

Why couldn’t we get Kash in the 60’s/70’s instead of Hoover. Instead of doing COINTELPRO, he’d be preoccupied with partying with the ‘68 Jets.

Josh Pate DIDN’T go bald because of Onyx.