What knockers!

Suit yourself. I’m easy.

No, I don’t want to.

I thought you wanted to.

Why are you talking that way?

There castle.

There wolf.

What?

There.

Werewolf?

Werewolf!

Sometimes, I’m afraid of the lightning. Nothing to be afraid of.

It’s fun. Roll, roll, roll in the hay!

Hello. Would you like to have a roll in the hay?

Oh, that’ll be Inga. Herr Falkstein thought you might need a laboratory assistant temporarily.

What was that?

THIS way

Walk this way.

What hump?

Perhaps I could help you with that hump.

You know, I don’t mean to embarrass you, but I’m a rather brilliant surgeon.

I’m sure we’ll get along splendidly.

Of course. Of course.

Of course, the rates have gone up.

Yes. My grandfather used to work for your grandfather.

Uh, you were sent by Herr Falkstein weren’t you?

Well, they were wrong then, weren’t they?

But they told me it was Igor.

No, it’s pronounced “eyegor”.

You must be Igor.

It isn’t. It’s Frederick Fronkensteen.

Well, why isn’t it Froderick Fronkensteen?

No. Frederick.

Do you also say “Froderick”?

No. It’s pronounced “Fronkensteen.”

You’re putting me on.

Fronkensteen.

Dr. Frankenstein?

You bet your boots it does.

Does that mean…you love me?

Oh, you’re incorrigible!

I prefer old-fashioned wedding nights.

I hope you like old-fashioned weddings.

Won’t you try?

Freddy darling, how can I say in a few minutes what it’s taken me a lifetime to understand?

Well, I guess this is it.

I don’t want to smear my lipstick. You understand.

Not on the lips.

I’ll count the hours that you’re away.

Oh, my dearest love.