Gifts France gave to New York, ranked: 1. Wemby's foul 2. Statue of Liberty

Asking for Jalen

Find yourself someone who wants to pay as much attention to you as Steve Kornacki wants to "just go back to NJ-12 for a minute" on this livestream.

absolutely correct

*changes notifications to the AIM signon door noise*

Now I'm wondering which coach is most likely to assemble the Shrine of the Silver Monkey?

“He was relentless. It was like part of his mission.”

Someone add this to the "last time the Knicks were in the Finals" montage

just remembered the time, back when I was on twitter, that I said 'originalism is astrology for people who feel bullied by the Civil Rights Movement' and a bunch of people into astrology were like 'how dare you' 😭

@nycsanitation.bsky.social I’d like to report a sweep

New Yorkers, they get the job done.

Pitt template (NCAA ALL SPORTS)_v.FINAL "Pitt gets left out of the NCAA Tournament. The Panthers conclude the [YEAR] season with a [WIN]-[LOSS] record. Despite a RPI ranking of No. [NUMBER], Pitt is left out of the field with its last appearance still still standing as [YEAR]."

In the basketball justice system, pick and roll based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious plays are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.

AUDIBLE "ball don't lie, ref!" chirping on the feed, tho

Some notes now that I’ve seen the transcript of the hearing, thanks to @lizdye.bsky.social . First: the government dismissed the felony count in an effort to convince the judge not to make them produce full transcripts, knowing they showed serious misconduct.

I like that my feed right now is 100% lawyers going “legal expert here, judges only talk like this when they’re feeling a white-hot rage powerful enough to swallow a medium-size metropolitan area.”

Warned a guy that yes this is an uptown train, but its running local, and he jumped off

Hot take: if it's a real dive, they always had a rewards program, it's getting recognized by the bartender (or other regulars) & them getting your next one. If it's a dive because that's what they call themselves on their IG account, then that's not a recession indicator, it's a market correction.

Both NBA playoff games tonight are on Amazon. Subway series is on Apple. I apparently don't have NBC Sports Network or Ion, so WNBA is out. This is fucking unconscionable.

The Mulaney Test is alive and well

Boba Fett gradually accumulating this air of menacing mystique between Empire and Return, only to end up (literally) slapsticked by a half-blind Han into a pit of despair before Act 1's over is an all-time troll job

Buffalo and Montreal...oh damn.

Yea, the range thing remains real and the rest of the thread makes good points but misses some real points of resistance in the Big Three Universe: Many (enough to be a headache if not a majority) dealers hate EVs and going to war with the dealers and the Admin is a lot of uphill skiing.

Ok there's a lot of incorrect information going around on this, so I want to be clear that the problem with the Big 3 and EV's isn't that the Big 3 didn't want to make EV's. The problem, as with so many things, is Trump. I'm gonna do a little thread on this because people don't seem to be aware. 1/x

Hawks frantically trying to sign Air Bud before 4Q

Dogs are the new Grimace

"I do believe the Monsignor's got the point"

•A chain of local news-focused publications •A regular, solid, marked-safe-from-food-blog-"hidden gems"-lists diner •A movie theater

Bluesky's Pastor not been in the city 12 hours and figured out what a long-distance relationship is

Do you want a Snowpiercer? Cause that's how you get a Snowpiercer.

Duke radio guy trying to call the manager for a technical on the UConn bench celebration, perfect

This is a Final Destination death sequence

Every Pitt fan whispers "scottie reynolds" Arya Stark-ishly

Should we all reintroduce our baseball allegiances for a quick refresher? No explanation. 1. Mets 2. Seattle 3. 7pm PNC Park, 3B side 4. CWS (and also with you) 5. Any not-STL mid-market 6. David Ortiz post-NYY loss 7. DR vs SK bat flips 8. Opening Day @dicknixon.bsky.social 9. 16-inning playoffs

It's like the Riddler decided to run a crypto play as his new evil scheme

Romeo & Juliet thumb-biting, but make it bluesky

*extremely theatrical cartoon gulp*

BIG PURCHASES NEED A BIG SCREEN OK

When you're a millennial Pitt grad and winning your bracket pool means needing Duke to beat Jamie Dixon:

I have a joke about bill drafting but someone else has pen

Hans Gruber and a couple FBI guys cutting the power circuits

It echoes six years ago. How many of us assumed there was a plan in place to manage and contain Covid?

reskeeting w alt text the Congressman's horrendous statement, Politico downplaying that statement, the Congressman then doubling down like no no I said what I said fuckin yikes all around

Keeping the Old Ways

Welcome to D3, Mountaineers

She lies and says she's in love with him Can't find a

For twenty four years people have been trying to kill me! People who know how. Now do you think that's because my dad was a Greek soda pop maker? Or do you think that's because I'm in the Melvins? Go fuck yourself, you fucking child!

The Needle is dead. Long live The Needle.

Duke would be a "please, don't" WVU would be "absofuckinlutely not"