So many creepy pics of Trump with Ivanka exist, including this one in which it looks like she’s giving him a lap dance:

Two weeks ago tonight. Still too soon to think about.

I'll take all the tickets.

Ahem.

Drop something BLACK & WHITE

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Here is a headless cat for #caturday

Happy caturday

Hey, what the fuck?

"Is that what you meant by Big Beautiful Bill, Mr. President?"

B I G S T R E T C H

Oh no not bill clinton and lawrence summers anyone but those, mr president

It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches

[Enter two other Senators with a Messenger.] THIRD SENATOR Thou hast painfully discover’d; are his files As full as thy report?

(throwing open my window) you there, boy, what day is this?

Karoline Leavitt standing in front of her sole job description

Even more so because we never had cancel culture. We had the beginnings of a suggestion of cancel culture and most privileged people and every vector of institutional power treated it like the biggest moral hazard the world has ever seen and spent an astonishing amount of effort to shut it down.

CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret

“Of course he knew about the girls.” Those are the only 7 words every news agency should be using today (and every day) until the full Epstein files are released and every abuser is held accountable.

My guess is that hegseth tried to grow a beard once and everyone laughed at him and now he’s taking out his trauma on the entire US military… Republicans are the most snowflakey snowflakes to ever fall from the sky

John Schneider didn’t win MoY. I’m grabbing a torch. Somebody grab a pitchfork and meet me wherever these decisions are made.

Jays were picked to finish anywhere from 3rd to 5th in their division and came within a centimeter of winning the World Series and Schneider still can’t get MOY? Oooooooof

The guy who led a team with two pitchers who have just been arrested for pitch-rigging, huh?

I guess you have to give the MOY to Vogt for leading the Guardians to a Wildcard loss despite losing two pitchers to gambling suspensions. And trading Bieber to the pennant winner.

[interrogation room] good cop: *sets coffee and smokes on table* here you go suspect: thank you cat cop: *slowly pushes coffee and smokes off table*

“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”

What has lightened my mood this Monday is also imagining Musk repeatedly coming back to that Oates post; reading and re-reading it, and knowing that he is just exactly who she describes: an amorphous lump of wealthy flesh, incapable of joy, connection or meaning

Between this and the speed camera stuff, there is a death drive in large parts of mainstream Canadian policy and society. Public safety conversations, bellowing, in Canada are all a sham and performative when looked at through these frames.

"Why do you talk about American politics so much? You're Canadian?" If I lived next to a noisy bar I'd probably talk about the noisy bar a lot too

Just imagining the meeting where they must have been like “they might cancel my flight? Time to kill the sick.”

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...

Mamdani is going to implement Shia Law. LaBeouf is not welcome in NY anymore.

It’s pretty but I’m definitely not ready for snow yet

It's hard not to conclude the only reason they want people to have more children is to put them to work in the mines or at some current iteration of an Epstein island. Children as servants, tools, objects. Grotesque.

So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!

Every time I hear the name “Grimes”

Describe your cat’s personality with just one photo

Whenever I start doing something in the kitchen, Godzilla squats by his dish - just in case it’s cat dinner time

Evangelical Christians

Post a non-religious image you think of as holy

post a non-religious image you think of as holy

Post a non-religious image you think of as holy

Post a non-religious image you think of as holy.

Post a non-religious image you think of as holy