Raptors are fun

The whistle in the Raps game is hilariously bad. Again.

This makes Elizabeth May’s comments re. her decision to vote for the budget seem even more disingenuous than they originally sounded.

Alivin with the “It’s not Barns & Noble, it’s Barnes & Poetle” followed by Devlin’s “Book it” is pretty great.

Picking my kid up at the train station in downtown Guelph. There are HUNDREDS of uni kids running around going bar-to-bar in banana costumes.

Gone - by the Bouncing Souls

Punk rock protest songs > everything

Patton Oswalt is right

I see you Raptors

The guy who led a team with two pitchers who have just been arrested for pitch-rigging, huh?

John Schneider didn’t win MoY. I’m grabbing a torch. Somebody grab a pitchfork and meet me wherever these decisions are made.

This is Moose playing his favourite game, MurderTube. Basically he cries like he being tortured, then as you walk over to check on him he hides in the tube until you tap it with your foot. And then he pounces on your toes from within the tube. There is no time limit or apparent scoring system.

Folks have been telling me they’ve noticed I’ve gotten “a lot more political” on social media this year. Of course I have. The circumstances have gotten nightmarishly worse, and the consequences of inaction and staying silent infinitely more obvious. Everyone needs to get “a lot more political.”

Holy shit

I knew this was coming, but I was unprepared

Took my youngest to a campus open house at my alma mater today. Showed her where her mom & I met & the best spot for a pint & wings. Life comes at you pretty fast.

Facts. Vibes cannot be measured, but they matter.

Feels like Bieber is leaving a lot of money on the table. Were the vibes that good in the clubhouse or is there something health wise that we should be concerned about?

The power of friendship couldn’t win the WS, but it could win the Bo sweepstakes.

I have zero tolerance for my contemporaries’ bullshit.

Monday morning and Drew has me misty eyed. Beautiful words put into perfect sequence.

AL Gold Glove selections are disrespectful to anyone who watches baseball.

Soup season off to a fast start. Currently have 3 different homemade concoctions in the fridge as leftovers.

So when should I expect Joe Carter’s phone call?

Today is not about feeling better for Jays fans. We can’t make ourselves feel something after a visceral experience like last night. Given that, I’m choosing to think about something else today. Doing some yard work, listening to some music, cooking something good to eat. Will it work? No idea.

I don’t know who’s having a harder time, me waking up knowing The Friends lost and won’t be back together whole next season, or the cat dealing with daylight savings and us sleeping in.

Blue Jays lose and daylight savings ends. Seasonal affective disorder coming out of the gate strong this year.

I didn’t know how to get over 2015, 2020, 2022 and 2023 postseason eliminations until now. This season healed me. But I won’t be able to get over this season until we win it all. So let’s do that. Soon.

I’m sad

Nononononono

HAPPY LAST GAME WITHOUT AUTOMATIC BALLS AND STRIKES TO ALL BASEBALL FANS

What even is a strike?

Why slide? Run through

Betting IKF walkoff steal of home right now

Baseball, the cause of and solution to…

Jeff “Win Merchant” Hoffman

Goddam Max Muncy

I’m renaming my first born Ernie.

If we don’t win this, I will take the 50/50 as a consolation But I’d rather the WS

Vladdy is an all time elite baseball savant. And he backs it up with an elite arm. The dude makes so many plays that most guys wouldn’t even contemplate.

Ernie Clement thinking about that postgame celebration like

Ernie was like “paint me like one of your French girls” with that slide 😂

Team Of Destiny

Between spring training, the regular season, and the playoffs, Louis Varland appeared 99 times and pitched 100 innings. With Chris Bassitt in the game, he can finally rest.

It’s time Dalton

Rogers production music choices have been A++++ all playoffs. #SaturdayNightsAlright

Scherzer back out?

Hitting one OFF the pitcher in response to a HBP is wild

Payback’s a bitch wrobowhateverthefuckyournameis

Saturday Night’s alright for fighting!