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Combine Denies Responsibility for Latest Nova Prospekt Inmate Death

2026 goals -finally get my tractor license -wrap my car -survive

Techbros seem to love Tolkien, so here's an analogy to help you understand what genAI is. GenAI is The One Ring. You think your use is justified, b/c you don't have evil in your heart. But it came from evil, it is intended for evil purpose, & anything you do with it will be twisted to that end.

Today is Chiitan's birthday🎂 Everyone please send me your congratulations♡ I love you all so much. 今日はちぃたん☆のお誕生日ですっ☆いつも一緒にいてくれてありがとうございますっ大好きですっ☆

person of the year is the guy with the cutting torch

My body is a machine that turns “you saying a sentence with the slightest passing resemblance of a song lyric” into “me interrupting the conversation to sing that line of the song”

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈I dream of the day when the world can become a place where transgender people can live proudly and freely as themselves, and where they can love freely As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful. I love you all today as well♡

I had the joy of getting to meet some baby blue-winged parrots today 💚💙

the duality of man

this is what drivers over 40 think will happen if they turn on their turn signal any sooner than 2 feet before the turn they wanna make

How do I explain to offline people that my favorite Japanese mascot said "we can only be liberated from queer oppression if we are truly seen as human" and then started wielding fireworks like a rocket launcher on the side of a mountain without sounding like I've totally lost it? Chiitan forever

Chiitan has a dream. I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past. I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination. Until then, let's all support each other🤍

An absolute muppet of a bird

People who criticize transgender people say there are only two genders. But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡

Anti-Vaxxer Finally Gets Shot thehardtimes.net/culture/anti...

you ever read the text on a girls shirt only to realise it looks like youve been staring at her tits

I'm sorry, but I need you to see this rock that looks like a sandwich that I just found on Instagram.

Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work theonion.com/relaxin...

In typical Russian fashion, the killing of an endangered pelican by an FPV drone is casually posted—and proudly shared by Russians.

"Are you going to take off those headphones so we can discuss this like mature adults, Harry? Or, are you just going to sit there like a petulant child?”

Kudos to the bird that managed to shit an image of itself onto this bloke's car.

this dumbass brought a whole damn nest to camp out for the switch 2 😂 😂 😂

“Sorry I’m late, a chickadee was collecting my dog’s hair on the porch and I’d be a monster to interrupt.”

Yesss

Civ VII Disables Warmonger Penalties When Playing as Israel hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

Got a new set of roommates on our window railing.

gm I got my big iced latte and my dead rat and an empty brain and a full heart

NYPD Tickets Dead Cyclist For Obstructing Bike Lane

Is this anything

the guy in the snapdragon commercial who uses ai to generate a bedtime story to tell his kids demonstrates that ai is really useful for inventing new and astonishing ways to be a loser

Creatures of the junkyard - Revvingbirds & Valve flowers ⛽🐦

RIP Pope Francis Entertainment Cheese

tfw you’re a salmon at mating season but a bad swimmer

This is Ripley. He was nervous about taking the stairs. May have panicked a bit. 12/10

my partner just texted me this and she works as a nurse at a.. *takes a deep breath* 🗣️ CHILDREN'S 🗣️ HOSPITAL

(The crowd at the wrestling arena cheers wildly) (The big screen above the ring shows me walking to the arena in the back corridors) (The crowd continues cheering but I'm walking for a surprisingly long time now) (I'm still walking) (The cheers begin to quiet as it becomes clear that I'm lost

Pretty much all US news items right now

Was in the neighborhood. Had to say Hello.

i fucking hate my body what do you mean i get constant panic attacks when i just wanna go out with family