oh, I get it. when you do it to ME it's called "sex," but when you do it to YOURSELF it's called "jacking off." well, I don't appreciate the double-standard. can I ask, just this once, for you to "jack off" me? remove the jack from me, take the jack off. get rid of jack. begone, jack.

thinking about that one spell from DnD: Tasha's Hideous Laughter. We could make this spell better, in that it could cause worse effects. Tasha's Horrible Beatboxing. Tasha's Heinous Dubstep. Tasha's Open Mic Night.

HOW TO DRAW DRAGONS 2,583 days overdue #deltarune

Giraffe furries are on the come up and you can tell because this has passed through like 7 circles I'm in and the response all around has been "hot damn that rules"

1. Don't donate garbage. 2. Don't donate POISON. What the fuck.

nice opinion. one small issue. i am inside your home.

Oh that's my emotional hindrance dog. He does his best to keep me anxious and afraid, which is why he's turned my family against me and probably you too before long

TIMELINE CLEANSE

Scary movie.

The holy grail of Muppet Lost Media has finally found it's way online; the original unaired pilot episode of The Muppet Show. Here's a preview featuring the original extended opening.

completely fucking insane how hot john leguizamo was in this movie

I'm 100% convinced that AI doesn't actually use that many em dashes and some jackass with an axe to grind started claiming that to whip people into a frenzy. Fuck AI through and through, but especially fuck it for making me and mine catch strays over a stylistic choice I made 20 fucking years ago

This is, and I am not even joking, going to fuck up so many hyperlexic kids. I got accused of plagiarism because I used the word “porous” in a sixth grade paper and that shit sticks with you, if not on the permanent record, then in the childhood.

✨F✨A✨N✨C✨Y✨!!!!

penalty stroking off

not only is this classic image what i think of whenever the major and aramaki are on screen but it's also the demographic of people currently waiting science saru's ghost in the shell this season

. @drilmagic.bsky.social

comic idea i had today

My hottest furry take? Well, I'm very glad you asked. I am so tired of bired of we need to need to beed to talk about balk about about how boften furries burries worries snurry. Everyone beveryones furries just dont talk about we need to normalize gormalize talking about balking about out. Furries

Between being in the hospital this week and a few other things, I'm still about $350 short of what I need by the 21st. Literally anything helps, this month managed to be even rougher than we expected it to be.

ohmygah... : )

cannot express what a relief it is to finally hear someone in power say this directly and unequivocally

5 years hrt

I guess this is how one becomes someone who haunts estate sales for old Pyrex

Hot take (not rly): Art is a SKILL, not a talent. It can be taught. And you are not born with it. Anyone can learn it. (I will die on this hill)

Taylor Swift... Taylor Farms?? What's next some sort of Tinker Soldier Spy

Dentist.

I wonder if I could start selling "Advertising Elimination" as a service. like I go into your home and set up browser blockers and a pihole and do whatever is necessary to block ads. i could sell this service to old people who don't yet realize how peaceful their life could be

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🌻 #furryart #myart #sparkledog

well also: is it just a floating cockhead with no shaft connecting it what about the balls

This really makes me wonder what the rules for rayman's limbs are, like What's the limit on distance? Is he holding it above where it would normally be anatomically? Could he walk by and piss through the cracked window of your car? The possibilities are staggering and endless, I am gobsmacked

furry road

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You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?

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it takes physical dish

wanna see some photographs of a beautiful transgender woman?

For @velochups.bsky.social~ 🐴

Hey hi, food has been getting low, especially with the options of stuff to make for the disabled bestie I live with. I got until Wednesday before I can go back to the foodbank to get loaded with more to work with, so any amount is massively appreciated and it'll go mostly with emergency groceries!

Hey, I've been job searching for a long minute and the one I thought I was gonna lock in on doesn't seem to be set. I only have income support carrying me & it can only take me so far through the month so if you're able to and wish to, I would love your financial help. Any amount is appreciated