THIS IS SO COOL CW SPIDER PICTURES

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Beginning of transition: haha maybe now that I'm more comfortable in my skin, I won't feel the need to define myself by compulsively coming up with little jokes Year and a half into transition: (tying myself off and shooting up with comically oversized syringe labeled "little jokes")

@hausofdecline.bsky.social OH MY GOD YOU'RE HERE TOO THANK FUCK, im the (one of thousands) dipshit trans fanboy who wouldn't shut up about loving your comics, and also about gahan wilson hello

BERYS

I love so much that we've always been making cute lil guys, that that's as inherent to humanity as community and music and making good food, etc.

SOMEONE MADE A LITTLE GUY. MENGZHI WAS RIGHT, HUMANS ARE INHERENTLY GOOD.

We should all share joy at others’ success even if it is beyond us

Would be absolutely nuts if the US regime did a martial law. Could you imagine if there were troops in the streets of major cities, armed deputized gangs demanding to see your papers, and mayors putting out curfews enforced by local and city police

Didn't hear it after that ICE agent shot a woman five times out of spite, either

me, every year since 2015: oh jesus wait I didn't know that fucker Bertuzzi was still playing me: oh wait it's his nephew me: oh wait it's his covid-vax-refusing nephew. That fucker Bertuzzi

well he just invited JK Rowling to feed at the Fortnite trough, so fuck them altogether

my briefcase pops open, and a Tupperware full of udon flies out onto the floor

all of this but also, don't move there unless you're willing to be part of Indigenous decolonial efforts to reclaim the territory taken to create what america sees as an inherently great nation, but which is actually just a big pile of stolen resources they can force the world to buy at gunpoint.

Moral of the story, don't move to the US, ever. Even doing it completely legally is now grounds to be arrested and thrown in a gulag. Stay the fuck away from this fucking ass shithole of a country.

They sent Kei and Yuri to the Heavy Metal universe and stranded them for one billion years and this is the result

literally me, I am this guy.

wow this platform just mercilessly devours shit you write, if you accidentally tap outside this box cos of your essential tremor/proprioception problems, huh

planetes IS good, for quite a generous stretch of time!!

I designed a New Kei Truck Shirt. If you like dozens of us, believe that the best trucks are small trucks, this is the shirt for you. I've also reissued my NICE SHIRT kei truck design. Both are available for 24h only at theyetee.com #keitrucksNA

oh jeez

This thread started as a Facebook post the first year I worked at the homeless shelter, 2013 I rewrote it as a Twitter thread in 2017 Now it’s here on Bluesky. This is truly my opus.

sometimes i feel like a fake trans because i avoid taking my gaht on time when i'm stressed, even though it makes me feel better and slightly upgrades my social awareness, every dose

ME: So, Parappa right? Welcome to the team, great to have you. PARAPPA: So! Parapparight? Welcometo,theteam! Great to have, me? ME: Active listening, that's great.

really is incredible how often "men are having a problem, let's fix it using someone else's entire life" comes up. does the institute for family studies understand that children are whole complete human beings whose existence cannot be used as a coping mechanism for their fathers' anxieties? (no)

"We're all the same gender — American."

You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.

a 2008 onion headline foretold the contemporary global economy better than any nobel winner

biological sex? doesn't that spoil like twice as fast?

Capitalism is the ideology of genocidal child rapists. That is all capitalism is, it's all it ever was. We can argue about what implementation of communism looks like but we can't argue that there's another future. Socialisme ou barbarie in stark relief.

Going modemode. In my era era. Pillpilled maxxmaxxing

well the vast majority of Americans are legally allowed to eat pierogi so obviously Alan Dershowitz does not represent us

hey! if you're in the US and in a state that restricts gender affirming care, my friend flies for an amazing organization that will give you free flights to states/clinics that can help u get access. elevatedaccess.org

Well, c.o. @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social ....

Most cookies are good with milk but these go hard with some room temp water

I hate these things. They’re like if you cut a cookie cocoon open and pulled out the pale unformed worm within and ate it. I will eat an entire container if permitted

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me, every time: "no, Ronald, i have no EARTHLY IDEA what you mean"

Latest I’ve seen from the White Women Horny for True Crime posters: don’t decorate your car because it makes you a target of all those sex traffickers lurking in the target parking lot Babes there is no kidnap van, there is no pimp waiting to bonk you over the head with a frying pan

if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.

Keyah and Isaura’s offense was sharing the fundraiser of an Inuit woman who desperately needs dental work - Her name is Keira and the country of Denmark stole her children due to a racist and outdated law meant to human traffick Native children to white people. www.gofundme.com/f/jzg3f-help...

i am going to think of this every single time i see an elk for the rest of my life

I LOVE A CLASSICAL REFERENCE

i love this movie so much, and it has not aged as severely as digital effects have. a million times better than cool world, plus BOB HOSKINS absolutely bamboozling millions of americans.