if you're still writing using the hero's journey, your mind is closed to all the possibilities

we must abolish ICE

Póster vintage de Frankenstein de @realgdt.bsky.social Arte de Shawn Mansfield

I’ll never understand the obsession with politicians.

yeah, i'm a fan of the movie where an oscar nominee who portrayed a pivotal figure in mid-20th century science has to restart the sun

every epstein email is some creep complaining about MeToo and then being like “oh before i forget, any advice on how to use my position of authority to force women into sleeping with me?”

Hey Megyn Kelly, 14-year-old Eloise would like a word: “If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good… because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.” Sound up! 🔥🔊 1/2

Somewhere someone is beginning to type a column called “Newsom/Taylor Greene 2028? Why this odd pairing might be exactly what America needs”

I just heard "The libs of tiktok lady is a pedophile" and I have no idea if it's a joke, nothing makes sense lol

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Epstein survivor: “It strikes me as odd that this was a campaign promise of Trump, and he has backpedaled on that... This is an issue that has been highly politicized when it's not a political issue whatsoever.” I think we all know why the White House has politicized this.

Remember how Elon said that Trump was in the Epstein files and that’s why he won’t let them be released and he apparently knew all about that but then decided to be friends with Trump again a week later so he just deleted that tweet and doesn’t mention it and no one regards that as a bit of an issue

BIG NEWS: Congresswoman-elect Adelita Grijalva will finally be sworn in as a member of Congress tomorrow. She is likely to be the 218th vote on the Epstein discharge petition, which would force a full vote to release the Epstein files in their entirety.

all that alpha male cosplaying bull shit just to spend every day getting called a moist bitch by graydons dad and they cant do anything about it lol

Yeah I’m gonna keep pushing left (communist) and I’m never gonna shut up about it. I will be annoying. I will be agitating. That is my purpose on this earth

I’m as Zohran-pilled as possible, and his win is awesome, but let’s not lose sight of the fact that one of the slimiest, most repulsive people in American politics finally got a small piece of the humiliation he so richly deserves

Zohran Mamdani's victory is a good reminder that Donald Trump is not actually that popular the Democrats could have easily won the 2024 presidential election and chose repeatedly to make the worst unforced errors instead

Dick Cheney has died. "boom!" by system of a down (2002)

Yesterday, Ari Melber asked Zohran Mamdani why he was a socialist, and he answered "because I believe in the dignity of all human beings." It's time to stop being afraid of being called socialists. Yes, this is a subtweet of Third Way and Matty you know who.

on a momentous election day i am thinking of the guy who sent this legendary wrong number text

he did nothing wrong

It’s insane to me that not only did many people choose to send an evil vindictive tyrannical convicted felon back into office with full power of the govt, but they sent him knowing he would spend every day ensuring that all of us suffer and die instead of thrive and live.

do you think during the 2024 cycle there were more stories about trumps plans to invade mexico or a few trans kids playing sports with their friends

💥 A group founded by Stephen Miller filed a federal complaint in July against the 2025 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers for their commitment to diversity, equity and inclusion. The team's website continues to display its commitment to DEI. Congratulations, Dodgers! #Dodgers #WorldSeries

Build a statue of Yamamoto at Dodgers stadium

🚨 Greg here is having a rough day. Gassing protesters and journalists is an abuse of power: Tear gassing families on their way to a park for an annual Halloween celebration is beyond an abuse of power. That is child endangerment; abuse.

wait they're literally the meme

There are two things that guarantee massive instability in authoritarian regimes, not paying the military and starving the citizenry. Trump is now managing to do both at the same time.

A $40 billion bailout from a foreign government is the “free market”—always a ruse to serve the rich—and these bobbleheads at The Atlantic are its shameless, brainless evangelists.

he'll be talking about this for years and he's already forgotten who charlie kirk was

You actually can't say leak if you're talking about water use

Arizona High Schools To Now Teach Spanish Entirely In English

What is this horse dooky!? How does pablum like this keep getting high recommendations while every HistoryTuber is facing massive downturns in viewership? This is how I know TeamYouTube lies that algorithm=audience. The algorithm is borked

Wow. This is what it’s like being a dodgers fan with all of you online. Shameful

All I’m saying is if they’re ever stopped, treasonous conspirators need to be publicly schmexecuted.

False equivalencies will be the end of us.

New wellness grift just dropped

the level of contempt and disdain i feel for these chuds is really unhealthy

As long as I live, I will never respect anyone who voted for Trump in 2024.

learned recently that the guy who wrote "The Night Before Christmas," clement clarke moore, also wrote a takedown of thomas jefferson's proto-scientific racism in "Notes on the State of Virginia," basically accusing him and others of making it up to justify slavery. which, that's right.

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