Guys, I'm going to watch the *shit* out of GREENLAND 2: MIGRATION.

I have officially been Pope-pilled (no, not like that).

Just added - a Rian Johnson whodunnit in 35mm! WAKE UP DEAD MAN: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY screens in 35mm Wednesday & Thursday, November 26th & 27th at 9:00pm. Advance tickets on sale now online: ticketing.uswest.veezi.com/sessions/?si...

@ us next time, Disney

Oreoboros

The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.

Remembered how there was a released VFX breakdown for a sequel to THE HOST that never actually came together. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fed...

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

I could see myself buying real estate from this guy.

Mom after seeing a Predator: Badlands commercial: “How old is Predator now? He’s been making movies forever.” Me: “You know it hasn’t been the same Predator this whole time, right? There have been many Predators.” Mom: “Oh, I never really watched them. I thought it was always the same guy.”

Kind of stunned this wasn't a @dcpierson.bsky.social joke. You slippin', man.

Definitely enjoyed the routinely resourceful characters and proudly pulpy trappings of PREDATOR: BADLANDS. More big-budget B-movie fare, please and thank you.

If going from HOT FROSTY to this isn't range, I don't know what is. Yes, please and thank you.

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

New York, New York, the city so nice they beat Cuomo twice

A very good show(s) indeed.

Lined up for something called The First 3 Minutes of 17 Shows, because of course I am.

Yes please.

YOU'RE WELCOME BASEBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

oh shit I'm into baseball now blame @jonbois.bsky.social

Here's what I'll say: I think I've seen better World Series, but I don't know if I've ever seen a World Series with so many things I'd never seen happen before.

I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re Lars from Heavyweights tied to a tree while Kenan Thompson paints honey on your titties?

Somebody’s yard has a skull throne where kids can climb up and tell Satan what they want for Halloween. I love you, Burbank.

Fondly reminiscing about the year—think I was 11 or 12, on the cusp of considering myself too old for trick or treat—when I was too lazy to find a costume and instead put ~30 white tube socks on one foot so it looked like a cast and went on my mom’s crutches from a car accident. Got so much candy.

Yeah, that's the stuff.

The Andrew Formerly Known as Prince

Rocking my last-minute Halloween costume. #missionaccomplished #ithoughtyousaidthekremlin

[sigh] +25 comedy points...

Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for. Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.

I myself would have simply built the house out of less combustible materials. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"Fittingly enough, Kathryn Bigelow and I will never forgive you for this slight."

sonic youth? do you mean tails?

HBO Max is now Apple TV+

I'm not saying Gene Hackman is *unquestionably* the greatest American actor of all time, but he's certainly in The Conversation

Six words every woman wants to hear.

"Chuck, Chuck! It's Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Berry! I'm calling from The Grabber's basement! Get me outta here, Chuck!"

[looks at weekend box office report] youtu.be/O3WRXYYBwRA?...

"Fight or Flight" is... A. Josh Hartnett's best performance in his recent renaissance. B. "Bullet Train on a Plane" only MUCH better than "Bullet Train," which doesn't necessarily mean anything, but it's a movie that generally delivers on what it promises, which is... what Tim mentions.

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.

Why, yes, I *am* looking for singles in my area.

TFW the (chocolate) chips are down

Do me a favor and pick your favorite escape room from this list. theescaperevolution.com/experiences/

I’ve been laughing at this for like three days now.

Death Proof (2007)

They should make a Pokemon game where the Pokemon rise up and try to catch you.

we love to see it

I'm pretty biased on BLACK PHONE 2, but a lot of talented folks froze their asses off to deliver an eerie, emotional continuation of Finney and Gwen's story. Here's hoping that y'all enjoy it this weekend and well beyond.