Since we're talking about the rapture, let's talk about The Rapture, a shocking film where Mimi Rogers gives one of the greatest performances in the history of film. Yes, the whole history. Some days I can't believe this movie exists.

doctor i trust more than rfk jr

I didn't want to give credence to this rapture talk, but shit ain't right.

I'd love a Dick Tracy sequel, but not like this.

BuT WhY dOn'T wOmeN WanT tO mAkE BaBies??!!??!!

Since we're talking about the rapture, let's talk about The Rapture, a shocking film where Mimi Rogers gives one of the greatest performances in the history of film. Yes, the whole history. Some days I can't believe this movie exists.

Find someone who makes you feel the way my Housing Works clerk made me feel for buying Dr. Zhivago.

On my deathbed, my greatest regret will be not spending more time verifying my identity.

It is going to be such a mind-blow, three years from now, when my daughter starts figuring out half of the Chappell Roan lyrics she's been singing.

Proud to say that my bio-mom watched NETWORK while she was in labor with me.

Also, was an intern at Killer Films while this was in development. Neve Campbell and Barbara Turner worked so hard to get this made. This is as much theirs as it is Altman's.

Watching Robert Altman's The Company (again). Dancers need to get paid

Say, man, you got a private LLM, fed only with my books, notes, journals, and aspirations?

Ditmas Hive!!!

The internet was already useless, but Google removed your ability to do quick calculations in the search bar.

The only thing sweeter than helping someone is offering to help and not needing to actually do it.

I miss meeting people outside of the Virgin Megastore.

It’s easy to forget, but important to remember, that we also have a responsibility to wring the goodness out of life.

Crazy to think Robert Redford could have lost his job at Sundance if this happened today.

See?

My favorite story about Robert Redford.

Post a team you would send instead of Bongino and Patel.

Someone is joining the Channel 4 News Team this Halloween...

I learned too much about too many awful people this week. I'm gonna go back to watching Spanish Geraldine Chaplin films for a while...

Telling your family you shot someone and having your family convince you to turn yourself in is now apparently proof of excellent police work...

Can you have an Emotional Support Comedy Sketch?

When you're working with another Stephanie and make the first move to refer to the other as Steph...

Listen to Brian.

The people who got us here will absolutely NOT get us out.

I've lived long enough to understand why all the people hated the humanoid robots that they had to work with.

The type of person who wants to listen to an hour of fake computer people talking to each other is a type of person I never, ever want to meet.

When I watch something I feel strongly about, the first thing I want to do is find out what people far smarter than I feel about it as well. Some of my most delicious moments have been reading what they have to say.

We are officially due for a critical reevaluation of Who's That Girl?

Geraldine is my favorite Chaplin.

Started The Paper and it's a great day for RAP WORLD fans.

RIP Giorgio Armani He dressed movies beautifully.

Love how seeing a Benoit Blanc mystery on Thanksgiving weekend is becoming a family tradition!

August 31st/September 1st

Mmmm...I'd say fame-ish.

Trump isn't dying, he just drank from the wrong grail.

Watched an Eric Rohmer film where the audience seemed stressed that something bad was going to happen. Clearly none of these people have ever seen an Eric Rohmer film.

While I am mostly aligned with the Defector 100 top performances list, they did overlook the single greatest line reading from this century...

I'm a surfer now! I'm terrible, but still a surfer all the same! open.substack.com/pub/stephani...

Gonna tell my kids that this was The Paper.

Spend way too much time thinking this these days...

What's great about the internet is that I can publicly get defensive on behalf of the personal trainer of a celebrity I don't even like...

She didn't have to go this hard.

There was life before seeing The Player and life after seeing The Player.