GTFO, AI

IT’S STAR WARS DAY SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

See you space cowboy...

To say out loud TO BILL MAHER

There was no Giuliani "downfall." He was a clown and a fascist his entire career in public life. Eventually it got too much to bear/wasn't worth the trouble for the media to keep inserting the fake moderate problem-solver Giuliani into their stories instead of the evil clown he was in reality.

This is like if the tobacco industry sponsored a bill to get kids smoking in class to help with concentration, kids today don't have ADHD or autism, they're just not getting enough nicotine don't you know! Give little Johnny one of his five a day (of cigarettes)

Kids should be learning that AI output isn’t trustworthy, where it really comes from, and how it’s disrupting our ability to tell what’s real. They shouldn’t be learning that AI will make them more efficient or do their work for them because it can’t. That would be propaganda, not education

We now return to Final Fantasy 5, only on 🎵NICK N NICK NICK N NICK NICK NICK🎵

if you assassinate the king of england and don't say "checkmate" as you pull the trigger, why even do it at all?

pronounced "jippity"

if you ever feel constrained by the dictum not to speak of ill of the dead, this is a great moment to share your memories of what an abomination Rudy Giuliani is — as in this reminder of his consumate awfulness long before he made himself an absolute grotesque for Trump

i’m deleting my repost of a fake account impersonating an nba reporter. i didn’t look close enough and i was fooled, and that’s on me. the basketball court does NOT fold up like a backgammon board after the game and the players do NOT sleep in it until the next game

If I achieve the rank of admiral in One Piece, there will be signs.

you bet

Watching it tonight as well

At no point in this timeline did Dems make a meaningful effort to stop any of that or earn votes in order to force their own agenda, wishy-washy centrist casserole that it usually is.

"Show me one place in which socialism works." One approach: show how ruthlessly capitalists have erased the scholarship and history that would help you answer, and why. youtube.com/shorts/QT5JL...

"this isn't capitalism this is socialism for the rich" no dipshit this is capitalism learn what words mean

Richard Dawkins: Trans women aren't real Also Richard Dawkins: AIs are conscious and my Claude is a Claudia

Dipshit, not even 90% of *Germans* had a Nazi phase.

Playing so many old beat 'em ups and arcade games, its ludicrous how many of them start off like "It's 2026 and the world is complete and utter shit. The evil, psychotic baby nuking CEO/Military Commander Major Atlas Warmonger controls everything" and its just like...man. 😩

Happy May Day

Few things are funnier to me than the way Vision walks in CAPTAIN AMERICA AND THE AVENGERS.

The short answer is the new owners stopped paying us for our work so we quit and started @ggtribune.com because we love making funny stuff together, and if we aren’t getting paid we may as well not get paid writing for our own website. We are paying our own writers though, unlike Sumerian.

-Losing the ability to make vital pieces of equipment so when they're destroyed they're gone -Feeding your troops >1000 calories of 'Surprise Meat' per day -Theocratic displays and masculinity elevated over operational efficiency Congratulations the US military, you are now in Warhammer 40,000

ALIKE IN DIGNITY

PSA: How to feed the @wooliewoolz.bsky.social critter

The Varia Suit allows you to traverse areas like Lush and Yankee Candle without taking damage over time from the potent scent miasma.

"Hey Google, replace my imagination and sell it back to me with a subscription plan and the constant fear of intrusive ads."

ethereal being: you know the way out of this labyrinth... you just have to... remember me: remember... my memory of me saying dr. penis: dr. penis ethereal being: no me: let me try again my memory of my memory of me saying dr. penis: dr. penis

it really is, by far, the most important thing in the world to them.

FYI this is what got me repeatedly shit on and sneered at by the Souls fandom because they "wanted someone more academic", and their example was basically the Elden Ring equivalent of Ancient Aliens.

it's impossible to respect someone who would go to the mat defending the democrats' right to refuse to do shit about fascism.

I might go and do some light screaming into the abyss.

By the way, the democratic party doesn't want to stop the fascism.

Relatable

*southern lawyer voice, tugging on suspenders* Now uh, I may just be an old fashioned, quirked-up millennial chungus- but I know a heckin pupper when I see one- and that, sir, is the most heckless furbaby I ever did see

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The Y2K Command Grab

Wup wit wud dude what wubble you double you ee