Gaming should never have evolved past this

Someone got banned

everytime someone says "my bad" I always get the urge to respond "Yeah. It is your bad." but I'm always scared people arent gonna get that I'm referencing this

my sister asked me "are there any games on the ps1 like pound" and i was like "what the hell is pound??????" and

whoever called these chungungos got it exactly right

The Heroine of the story. Will recover your HPs when you ASK. #deltarune

april fools! im actualky crawling into a little banquet feast and you have to figure out which one is me dont eat me im not the gooseberry jam or the peppered ham or the broiled yam :3 im releasing a slough of barbaric elves into the playing field :p im creating a innovative way to store valves

Everytime I see the Luma's in The Super Mario Galaxy movie and how they have mouths, I can't stop thinking of Him.

am i evil for putting granola and fruit in a bowl of yogurt and calling that "parfait"

happy trans day of visibility give me maneyyy cash.app/$Catmasterson

trans day of pretending we're going to support any of you in any meaningful way

hello 👋 i have developed a new tool called blüuümpíi. blüuümpíi will convert every file on your hard drive to a .wav file without asking you, maximize your system volume, and play them on every bluetooth speaker you have ever connected to. if you offer feedback on blüuümpíi i will take legal action

"accountability" as it's currently constructed is literally impossible. the only way to be held accountable is to resign from public life, apologize profusely with no protest whatsoever, and announce your status as Problematic to everyone everywhere forever, AND EVEN THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR MANY.

radioactive hot take but someone hurting you does not give you the right to hurt them back indefinitely

she's a little tired tbh

that song at the end of the pluribus finale is like really fucking good btw

guy who has only seen boss baby

Sir Evans, While you do suggest that this mac and cheese you have so expertly prepared serves 2-3 people, I believe you have massively underestimated the type of fatass you are dealing with in this very moment. Have at thee

Swedish homo thug Jeb_ has reportedly ABANDONED Minecraft development and instead spends his time rapping in patois whilst the game is turned transgender

ガンギマりヘドラちゃん

how much of the likes on this post were by people misunderstanding comma placement and simply heeding the warning

"bro is this fetish art 😭" anything and everything you will ever interact with is someone's fetish. someone wants to fuck clouds. someone's horniest thought is to be a branch on a tree. someone's going to fuck a salt shaker. someone wants to fuck math. someone did. his name was albert einstein

I love Kanada 🇨🇦

i’m so tired

my first kiss... eehee

For any pearl-clutchers out there, your favourite artist has most definitely drawn and continues to draw smut.

it is really good that "grossophobia" is not what we call it

google will use ai to tell you to drink sinister potions before they use it to make it easier to find the origin of an image

i need you to know this is every single day of my fucking life

clear satire

language gets a lot more fun to learn about when you stop using your incomplete understanding of it to conclude that other people are using it wrong

that's fucking funny bitch it's fucking winnie the fucking pooh. nyeah. nnnyeah.

i love when the person who draws porn of their 1000 cartoon hyperfixations reappears on my timeline. just really nice to know they are safe

remaking a movie 10 years after it came out like a 14 year old remaking their object show because they were embarrassed by how cringe they used to be at the beginning of the year

cant wait for them to remake the fucking remake 3 months after it comes out

i cannot imagine it being fun for anyone to be the ambiguous caveat of a “do not be ashamed of your sexual deviancy” post or a possible but uncertifiable target of a “creeps/proshit DNI” tag

help

im a big fan of This Maniac Got Violent

all Aziz Ansari had to say is he's I'm sorry

i don't see enough "÷2"s in twitch chat