My winter jacket has gotten lot tighter since last year 😵‍💫

Give the dog a crunchwrap supreme

Idk

wlw stands wulti level warketing right

I need you to gain 400lbs ok

Ordered parts for a new pc build and uh... the cpu fan i ordered looks suspiciously like a bag of meow mix cat food

I hope someday I'll have the privilege to breathe through both nostrils at the same time

I have got to get fallen deeply in love with someone

It would be so cool and epic if I had a big beautiful fat wife that would pin me down with her weight and feed me donuts until I passed out

I have been eating soo many donuts if im not careful I might get... fat

Got home and immediately ate 1000cals worth of donuts and im still hungryyy

I need to feed a cute girl a concerning amount of pizza

I would have a fat bear sona were it not for the implications

Fat girls, girls with the fat

If taco bell forgets my crunch wrap a second time i will commit arson

Thank you fat women 😌💕

Fill up your tummy til it spills out

You gotta soften up

Woof

Wine aunt dog (me)

Woof

Im normal, oh so normal now feed this puppy til im too fat to stand

I wanna get fat I want you fat let's get fat fat FAT

Feed me fatten me fill me with loads of sweets til I can see you past the mountain of belly fills my view

Im wuppy im puppyy woof woof WOOF hhheheuxhehee :3

Im puppyyy rub my fat belly and feed me treats pretty please

Woof woof woof

wine makes me woofy hehehehe 🥴

Ordered 3 takeout meals for myself earlier and now im getting a baconater meal from wendys... im gonna be so full tonight 🥴

finally home, time for hot cider and the new fionna and cake episode

I need a fat greasy burger in my mouth and and a fat greasy girl on my lap

I need my own personal food blimp to fatten up as much as I please

I have got to get fatter

I need to leave for work inn3 minutes but ooouugh bed warm

Ordered a boat load of taco bell cause doggy needs a treat :3

Tonight we let the comsic brownies ralk

Tonight we let the red wine talk

I have a mouth and need ice cream

Crushing my child with technology

Diet jumpscare

Listen you dont understand we gotta add sprint to 25 year old og Xbox title we just have to

Fuck off.

Ooouugh filling myself up with double bacon cheese burger, large fries, cookies, more fries and enough dr pepper to drown a horse was a good idea

Anyway got a larger meal with a drink and extra sides from a different place with a huge discount so I only paid 4 dollars hehe

30 dollars for a burger and small fries no drink LMAO fuck right off

"I'm going to be responsible and cook a nutritious meal instead of blowing money on eating out" 5 minutes later: "I need greasy fried chicken or ill die"

Will woof for food

I want to eat more and more and more