Cat jumped onto my lap just to stare at me for a moment, stomped on my balls to perform a u-turn and immediately jump off

Im getting sooo fat 😵‍💫

I just wanna be puppydog

What's the point

Can I exploit you for personal gain

Woof

overstuffed pup

overstuffed pup

I hope i can make something that resonates with people in some small way before im rotting in the ground

This ugly lump won't let me make my bed

Dog smooshing ft @dasquished.bsky.social

Dog smooshing ft @dasquished.bsky.social

I ate so many wings then ate a couple burgers and then ate a whole ice cream cake im... a little full 🥴

I dont have much faith but I hope subnautica 2 turns out decent cause its so rare games do any sort of sea exploration I love that stuff

In the mood to make someone utterly massive and useless with fat

Uurp

ooouugh i ate so much today can you rub my tummy

100 boneless wings

Can we play

Boss bought us a cake and no one saved me a slice im about to lose it

Do you mind if I post hole

50 bucks for a weeks worth of gas YIPPIE 😊🔫

Having a really rough start to my week and now i cant fucking sleep can my head explode please

I think star fox fans should suffer more

You should consider getting fatter And by "consider" i mean dont think at all, just eat

Bloopy want milkshake

Foraging for berries in the produce aisle

I need to eat enough take out to kill an elephant

Yummy cold burger i ordered several hours ago

Me: I like fat women please give me fat women every post I like on here is fat women related i dont know how else to tell you I like fat women For you page: here's more muscular men showing their buttholes just for you :)

BREAKING NEWS: Xbox is maybe making games you can play

Food blimp

Idk

You should be dumping gallons of pudding down my gullet right now

Ugh i just wanna be someone's fat spoiled overfed dog so utterly obese I can barely accomplish basic tasks but get showered in praise and treats anyway

Would you take this curse?

Interacting with online communities is a great way to put yourself through the most miserable soul draining vitriol for absolutely no gain what so ever

God i really really really really really do not want to go back to work

Me when food

It's Genuinly kind of pathetic with how deeply rooted our gun culture is but none of these assholes are capable enough to line up a shot on a 80 year old man shaped like a sake of crushed cheetos

Is it normal to feel envy whenever I see tom nook and his big round tummy

Yo