Bluwupity

THE SLIMES THE BEST PART BABY

Dropped my entire dinner on the floor im about to kms

thinking about ripping the flesh off my face

I caught up on all my shows what am I supposed to do with my life now

We built this tummy On milk and cookies

All I want for Christmas is you (huge)

Had a large double quarter pounder meal and now im making a pot of mac n cheese because I have no self control

Fat

She

Just woke up from a dream where I was delivering food to a massive hoarder's house and I had to crawl through the mess to bring to the person, couldn't find them anywhere and decided to bail only to be cornered by a tiger I woke up to my cat on my chest yelling at me to feed her lmao

Kinda lame I can't marry a fat dragon ngl

I feel sick today can someone make me soup then feed me the soup then clean my dishes and vacuum while I rot in bed thanks

Baby

Bwuuof

Bwuuof

I've done nothing but watch videos all night im on the couch covered in crumbs this is the life

Get fatter, fat girls

Just laying here jiggling this big fat tummy all by my lonesome

I baked cookies and ated them all and chugged a half gallon of milk did I do good job

Please buy me 203.99 dollars worth of wingstop

Barking

I say that after eating enough fried chicken to satisfy the daily recommended calorie intake

In the mood to make someone b i g

We here at video game studio have been hard at work at the bar last Saturday thinking about a video game maybe, here's a 10 second reel of nothing that cost us 100 million dollars to show you a placeholder title, see you in 2026 when a YouTube announces we've quietly canceled the project

Can I have all the blood in your body

I wanna chug a gallon of milk rn

anyone under 600 is underweight, but i can fix that now open wide

Soaking dinnerrolls with bacon grease is normal right

Save on your heating bill this winter by getting fat as fuck

Let's be really really really obese, together 🫴

Play mutual gaining with me 🥺

I should explode

Relationship dynamic with my cat

Trying to draw but im too rusty ugh

Sir a sixth plate of food has hit the doggy

I've done nothing but fill my face with food for the past 5 hours, I am extremely full but im still filling myself with more

You all better be eating and eating and eating

This day is just a socially acceptable excuse to eat a whole bird

I love you food so much

Dog so full, about to get fuller 🥴

Food...

Dog gaming

Im sitting on the couch covered in chip crumbs it's very pathetic do you still love me

The eeper

Im not getting fatter fast enough siiiiigh

I just wanna sit on the couch and be funnel fed a couple gallons of eggnog please