in season 5 of dawson's creek joey mispronounces "worcester" and in season 6 it's like the show wants so badly to prove that it/joey can say it that someone/usually joey mentions it five times each episode

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

had to read so many comments to figure out which mike richards he is referring to and I gotta say “emmy winner” is the funniest way to attempt to clear it up

Grogu to the polls

I think it's good to know that it can be strategically useful during a strike for higher-profile, higher-paid workers to be the ones to talk to press. Doing so shields folks making less from retaliation.

another beautiful day of looking at screens ahead of us

boys only want love if it’s torture

happy mother's day, here's 17 minutes of colleen donaghy www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9oH...

and my Millennial Test is whether you know the steps my brain went through to get from Maps to Oxford Comma

unfortunately it still works on me

what did you think was going to happen when hasan piker was allowed to talk about shoplifting in the pages of the new york times

when jack is reaganing and jonathan calls him about the gifts coming in but jack hasn’t solved liz’s problem so he’s like send them back, and jonathan knows it’s liz’s fault and says “I hate her, sir!” that’s how I imagine my cat talking to my bf about me

there was a thing going around the other day about your favorite song parts and mine is when michael stipe laughs during this song music.apple.com/us/album/the...

wow, what a career pivot for the forgotten beatle

we need a “funny” labeler so i know when posts are funny 💯🙏

MELANIA: You want me. Out of nowheres. To remind every one. Of my best friend, and child sex monster. Jeffrey Epstein?? (squints evilly) NATHAN FIELDER: (voice over) The First Lady loved my idea.

jd vance negotiating with Iran

dolly parton voice: cold beer cold beer cold beer cooold beeeeeer

i’m assembling a crack team

constantly thinking about the episode of the DC season of love is blind where the guys have their bachelor party at a wizards game. they’re all like I….guess this is cool

First of all, Bugs would not begin by announcing that he doesn’t care who this offends. Bugs lives a life of carefree disregard towards cultural norms.

listen being a picky eater is my worst trait and I do not deserve to be accommodated but real pictures of the food I am going to order are such a godsend and like it wasn’t humiliating enough to zoom in on the home fries to see if they have bell peppers, now I’m zooming in on a goddamn approximation

been wearing really bad outfits to work. just unconscionable stuff

the lesson from today’s downtime isn’t that it was caused by vibe coding (bluesky went down all the time before Claude too), it’s that if you use AI you will no longer get the benefit of the doubt and everyone will mock you for laziness regardless of the cause

yeah we can tell, jay

sorry I love everywhere I have ever been

Frantic nurse: We're losing him! Doctor who thinks irritating pessimism is savvy: You're a fool to think we ever had him

If you want revenge, then dig two graves. the first one is a practice grave to get a feel for it and the second is your main or "show grave"

Thirty-one years ago today, the New Orleans-based alternative rock band Better than Ezra released its hit single “Good,” marking the first-ever Good Friday, which has now grown into a major holiday celebrated throughout the world.

absolutely cannot get this image out of my head. i should be working on my book

We should remember part of humanity is also generating complete nonsense. I'd like to see AI wake up at 1am with a vision of a sitcom about Dracula who has two pomeranians, one liberal and one conservative, with a theme song that includes the lyric "it's a two cup teacup politics dust up."

day one of the springsteen tour

sitting here fuming at my work laptop because the task manager crashed when i opened it to try to close other programs that had crashed and the thought occurs to me that at least i'm not hurtling away from planet earth at twenty five thousand miles an hour right now

you're not "addicted to your smart phone" you just know the perfect post is still inside of you and struggling to get out

“Accidntl Deth” - Rilo Kiley (2004)

doing my part 😌🙏🤩😌😌

lawyers love to say progeny

America's Subway

frankly at this point I am only going to be eating things that are limited edition cherry blossom flavored or themed!

Notes towards a "Woke 2" aftermath.site/woke-2-wokenes...

obviously struggling with this

Big iced tea matchup on Friday

this morning anya taylor-joy was hit with a question that has never been asked before in the history of the universe

add to the list of Woke 2 harbingers that they’re letting Kacey Musgraves be funny again

Happy Dr. Richard Kimble Day everyone

Blade RUNNER? Not around the pool, I hope

Chotiner: So Friday Night Lights is your favorite tv show? Me: definitely. One of the best ever. Chotiner: So you’re a big fan of season two, i take it. Me: Well, I don’t know about that. Chotiner: But you think, and i’m quoting you here, it’s “one of the best ever”? Me. No, Isaac. No. Hang on.

everyone is fighting a battle you can't see because you are the only one without cool invisible wizard powers