I've experienced this.

Alzheimers begins when you can't make this audible grunt

Mark Carney: "Many of our former strengths, built on our close ties to the US, have become weaknesses. The US has changed. That's their right. And we're responding ... we're deepening our partnerships with our closest allies, including the EU, the Nordic countries, and Australia."

The President of the United States is a liar.

Please keep this feature.

this is the same type of posting they did when cracker barrel changed its logo

What a disgusting disgrace for a President. 🖕🍊🌮💩 ✊🔥✊

scientists are working around the clock to invent Negative Sheldon

coming soon: a short little animated thing I've been working on for a while. #animation #artpost here's a preview:

I am at least a little bit amused that near-universal reaction to this has been, basically,

Update: It appears they don’t like it.

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[working at the swastika factory named after a notoriously unreliable crystal ball used by evil forces to conceal true threats] this place is starting to smell like fascism

The onion has an incredible opportunity to make an ARG just for one man

enigma of amigara fault #lego

Dementia Don is spiraling: "During an emergency White House meeting after the destruction of a US aircraft by Iranian forces, Trump attempted to access the nuclear warhead codes but was allegedly blocked by General Dan Caine. He was then kicked out of the situation room."

He is so predictable.

in the past 15 years of being a part of their community, ive had negative experiences and positive experiences. and based on the relative number and impact of all of those, i conclude that furries are largely pretty chill and generally harmless. thanks to everyone who helps make that true

(•_•) <) )╯Bluesky Servers / \ \(•_•) ( (> Can only handle / \ (•_•) <) )> ASCII Memes / \

They used to call this the Building of a Thousand Assholes in Hong Kong back in the day. Maybe they still do.

my own take on this is that it probably will not be as interesting or as convincing as the 1987 book of the same title by that guy who thought he had been abducted by grey aliens

We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...

This is a war based on lies

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Calm down, computer software isn't making decisions about who lives and who dies in war. It merely processes a ton of data and then makes a recommendation to a human who has no realistic way to verify it

I thought this was why we had nurses Joy and Poke-centers.

1919 Beef Stew Recipe 6-8 Servings (updated for modern ovens) 2 Lbs steak, cut into 1" pieces 1-2 Tbsp oil 1 Pint diced tomatoes (14 1/2 can not drained) 1 Onion, diced 6 Medium carrots, cut into 1 " pieces 3 Medium potatoes, cut into 1" pieces Cont'd.

Happy Dogs 😊

trying to post through it rn

People asked how we got here, check out the drawing...

The Iceberg Theory, visualized:

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

One of the greatest sentence mixers I've ever heard youtube.com/shorts/kXuXY...

This AI garbage about Artemis II sucks. Go check out the real lunar flyby gallery. www.nasa.gov/gallery/luna...

May not know much about the Munsters, but what a legend. I still have this clip on my phone to this very day. youtu.be/9lYSKhRG6G8

While openly calling for the public execution of anyone who masterbates someone attempts to publicly execute Sneako

ok here’s one more dish on my to-make list. I should probably post more about my really upsettingly obsessive food and cooking nonsense thewoksoflife.com/spicy-eight-...

I’m sure we can add to this list….

I'm at the deli. I'm at the central intelligence agency. I'm at the combination deli & cental intelligence agency.

Sorry, I thought this was a picture of me as a doctor.

HEY LADY! YOU CALL HIM DR JESUS!

A+ headline. defector.com/president-ex...

Any other President, any other country, any other time, he’d be impeached, imprisoned and disgraced.