Melania's been using a...um "robot" since her wedding night. 😂

Quotas! They must not be fulfilling their goals for rapist, murderers and basic brown folks.

It's not like we didn't see this coming.

He's lost the juice. Just listen to the old man rambling away about robots.

BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...

I’m launching a Substack. Why? Because Trump is completely unfit for office, his enablers are cowards, and the truth needs to be said plainly by someone who knows how these guys tick. Subscribe if you're with me. open.substack.com/pub/gtconway...

Bravo Jasmine, don’t ever back down, we will see you on the Senate floor 2027👏👏👏👏

And he bitched about Wray using the jet. Patel has done that & more in quads.

He's out of his league.

He thinks our tax dollars are his personal piggy bank.

The Trump Justice Department says there are "hundreds of thousands of pages" of Epstein material to still be released — in violation of the law, which states all material should have been released on Friday, December 19.

Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer says he's introducing a resolution directing the Senate to "initiate legal action against the DOJ for its blatant disregard of the law in its refusal to release the complete Epstein files."

Great Signs, Cont. I think I’ll order off the menu, thanks.

CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.

It's the only moisture they've seen in the last 20 years. bsky.app/profile/anom...

Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day Hard to believe this chump Todd Blanche is a DJT, er, DOJ lawyer, innit? How could he have NOT anticipated that question following his lie?

The idiotic imbecile has spoken

Who didn't see this coming?

“Cash up front, Donal'” Melania didn’t demand, “or no access. $20, American, same as in town."

🤷‍♀️

WTF is wrong with him?

WHERE ARE THE PEOPLE!? Where is Congress? Where are they? I want to film this for my kids & my grandkids. I want them to see the day democracy died in Washington, D.C. Even George is upset 🦮 & we should all be shocked! No one is here to say this is wrong! I was born here. I'm Andrew Howard. 1/5🧵

When the Department of Justice blatantly violates the law to protect wealthy and politically connected pedophiles, then we have no Justice Department and we have no justice.

🚨 The DOJ appears to have redacted Donald Trump’s name from the allegations made in this exhibit in the Epstein files. Trump’s name was in the original release. Now, it’s blacked out. See for yourself.

Zelenskyy: “The russian general who reported to putin about the alleged “capture” of Kupiansk has disappeared.”

I hope he wins a shit ton of money.

Shocked it took this long. Although, lawyers are pretty busy these days.

They held this man on $2 million bail over a meme. A meme.

If Trump did nothing wrong, why is he acting guilty?

Yesterday played out exactly as many expected a cover-up. When 119 pages of grand jury documents are released entirely redacted, that goes far beyond protecting victims’ identities. A court ordered these records released, yet what the public received was effectively nothing.

NEW: After months of the government telling the court under penalty of perjury that the US Attorney alone made the decision to charge Kilmar Abrego with a crime, there is now EVIDENCE tying Todd Blanche to the decision. More to come on Substack... storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

What she just said is you're not that important to me.

Trump, Bondi, and Blanche are evil people. Not only are they ignoring the law passed to force release of the Epstein files, they are spitting in the faces of survivors once again. They released a small portion of files required; much of the rest of what came out today has already been released.

Shout-out to my in-real-life friend @esp-el75.bsky.social who brought me some homemade soup today and cake for my hubby. He knows I'm having a difficult time eating during my cancer journey. Thanks for caring!

Wow, that's a lot of words for 'my poll numbers sucked.'

Oh dear God, make it stop.

Not for the first time, the signature block for Self-Proclaimed U.S. Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia Lindsey Halligan spelled it “Virgina.”

David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov. He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.

Us pissed off grannies have got to stick together. As long as any of us draw breath, that is...........

I need someone to make a video with “why you so obsessed with me” with Trump talking about Biden all the time.

What a shocker! 🙄

New in PN: Trump gets bored issuing real pardons, tries a fake one "Tmrw is the anniversary of Trump’s infamous tweet: 'Big protest in DC on J6. Be there, will be wild!' We know what happened next. All of which is to say his fake pardon of a grifting weirdo is very funny. And also…not funny at all"

Something less painful than watching Trump's address to the nation tonight: Sliding down a 50-foot razor into a pile of salt. I'm in!

Can't watch Trump's address to the nation tonight. I have to floss the dog. And I don't have a dog. 🤷‍♀️

I can't watch Trump's address the nation. I have to go vacuum my neighbor's lawn. Or something.

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